" I'm giving this one star, because there isn't a lower option. God, these books are bad! Why do I keep going back? I thought it might be enjoyable because I saw the first line, where Anita Blake gets sent a head in a box. And I thought, "Fun!" Right? Not so. The rest is beyond tedious. I compared and contrasted the asininity (is that a word?) of Twilight vs. Anita Blake on my LJ, but now I'm thinking they have more in common than I previously thought--both series have ENDLESS, REPETITIVE, BORING DISCUSSION about the relationships of the characters and about what's currently happening plot-wise. I use the word "plot" loosely. Gah. I at least thought there might be some hot monkey sex for fun, but no! Not till after page 300. I finished the book solely because I was taught as a child to clean my plate. On the bright side, this should teach other writers what NOT do do, yes? "
— Sandra, 2/10/2014