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Author: Janet Evanovich Narrator: Lorelei King Publisher: Macmillan Audio Audio Length: Series:The Stephanie Plum Novels Release Date: June 2007 Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download ISBN: 9781427201195
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New secrets, old flames, and hidden agendas are about to send bounty hunter Stephanie Plum on her most outrageous adventure yet! MISTAKE #1 Dickie Orr Stephanie was married to him for about fifteen minutes before she caught him cheating on her with her archnemesis, Joyce Barnhardt. Another fifteen minutes after that, Stephanie filed for divorce, hoping never to see either one of them again. MISTAKE #2 Doing favors for super bounty hunter Carlos Manoso (aka Ranger) Ranger needs Stephanie to meet with Dickie and find out if he's doing something shady. Turns out, he is. Turns out, Dickie's also back to doing Joyce Barnhardt. And it turns out Ranger's favors always come with a price. . . . MISTAKE #3 Going completely nutso while doing the favor for Ranger, and trying to apply bodily injury to Dickie in front of the entire office Now Dickie has disappeared, and Stephanie is the natural suspect in his disappearance. Is Dickie dead? Can he be found? And can Stephanie Plum stay one step ahead in this new, dangerous game? Joe Morelli, the hottest cop in Trenton, New Jersey, is also keeping Stephanie on her toes---and he may know more than he's saying about many things in Stephanie's life. It's a cat-and-mouse game for Stephanie Plum wherein the ultimate prize might be her life. With Janet Evanovich's flair for hilarious situations, breathtaking action, and unforgettable characters, Lean Mean Thirteen shows why no one can beat Evanovich for blockbuster entertainment.

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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Loved the book, kept me interested all the way through. "

    - Dan, 2/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I have now read books l-13 and I still like reading about Stephanie Plum. These books actually make you laugh out loud I'm not sure how Janet Evanovich thinks up all the antics she writes about. When I want to read a "no brainer" I pull out one of her books and enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. "

    - Glenda, 2/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Lean Mean Thirteen (Stephanie Plum, No. 13) by Janet Evanovich (2007) "

    - Jennifer, 2/17/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not a deep or superb read, but fun and no thought required. "

    - Amber, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Listening to this one on my MP3 and it is laugh out loud funny. Trust me. The reader is sensational. "

    - Linda, 2/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " read all of her books. easy reading,character is interesting-situations she becomes involved in are mostly interesting, can usually finish one of her books in a day or so.surprised my husband also reads her novels when he is looking for a "summer reading book". "

    - Sherrie, 2/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " All the Stephanie Plum books are hilarious. "

    - Karen, 2/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " As with all the other books with the character Stephanie Plum, this was very funny and an enjoyable read. It is very light reading, and if you want something light, this is the book for you. "

    - Les, 2/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Typical Stephanie Plum and Janet Evanovich. They help beat the stress with the off-the-wall antics of a less-than-stellar bounty hunter. "

    - Barb, 2/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This was a fairly typical Stephanie Plum book. That is, Stephanie had interesting mishaps in her line of work as a bounty hunter, her car was once again kaput, there was the continual back and forth between Ranger and Morelli. Same old, same old. At this stage in the game, the stories tend to get a bit repetitive and stale. So what brings me back? Basically because Stephanie is still very likeable, other characters like Lula and Grandma Mazur are still full of foul-mouthed fun, and the books are a nice, light, and funny read. "

    - Kornela, 2/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I tried to finish this yesterday. I fell asleep with two chapters to go. I went to bed at 1:00 and I ended up finishing this book and 14. Stephanie's escapades are addicting. I am going to be SOOOOO sad when I read the last one I have Smokin' Seventeen. This series is a blast. I need the escape in my life right now. It's a perfect diversion. "

    - Misti, 2/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " fun, snappy dialogue, set in NJ. "

    - Chris, 2/5/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Loving this series. This one was maybe funnier than some of the others. I am starting to see how Stephanie's regular life just seems to be full of all these obstacles, that she cannot just have a quiet normal life, she has to be going fast and getting into trouble. I also am seeing her sort of deciding which guy is for her as the stories come out.....not sure who she will end up with in the end, if there is an end, but I like where it is going. Gotta love Lula, Grandma Mazur, Connie and all the other regulars, they are what make these stories just fabulous. "

    - Season, 2/5/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Another fun adventure with Stephanie, although the humor was less prevalent than in previous books. I did chuckle at the ongoing gag concerning the cable company however. "

    - Nicky, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " These are fluffy fun. Good for stressed out days. "

    - Ambailey, 1/25/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Another fun Stephanie Plum novel-and a super fast read. Who should play her if a movie ever comes out? I almost don't want a movie version-I've got such a picture in my head! "

    - Beth, 1/22/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " One you have read one they are all alike in one was or another but funny, laughable funny "

    - Jana, 1/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Lean Mean Thirteen was just that. A little meaner than some of the other Plum novels. And a little scarier. But Stephanie still manages to get into the same scrapes while escaping with her life. I have to say, I am never bored reading these books! And they never fail to make me laugh. "

    - Shannon, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " my favorite part in this one is when Lula and Stephanie blow up a beaver all over Joyce Barnhardt. "

    - Erica, 1/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This series just cracks me up...I can't get enough of them...nice, light and funny. "

    - Nancy, 1/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This funny "numbers" series follows Stephanie Plum, Pacifist bountyhunter, and her dilemmas, trials and relationships. Each book is light and fluffy, not meant for seriousness, but not meant for the overly serious either. "

    - Kirsten, 1/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " See first review, love the series. "

    - Deb, 1/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " One of the funniest, laugh out loud books I've ever read! If you are going to read any of Janet Evanovich's books, this is one is hilarious and one you won't want to put down! "

    - Mary, 1/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A fun quick read. Funny, loveable characters. "

    - Kristen-Marie, 12/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I just don't get tired of these. Even though I'm reading them out of order and may have read this one twice. "

    - Emily, 12/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " For some unknown reason I read thirteen before all the rest. "

    - Sweetbabybelle, 12/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " These Plum books are starting to run together in my head. Same, same, same... "

    - Sara, 12/10/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is the first book in a while that I actually thought had a plot to it. The story flowed well and it seems almost like it was written by a new writer. Janet Evanovich really seems to have improved the writing and the narrative. "

    - Stephen, 12/3/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Yet another fun read from Ms. Evanovich. "

    - Bonnie, 12/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " LOVED this one, more action packed then some...And how badly do I want to dress in RangeMan gear now? "

    - Jessi, 12/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Loved it!! The series just gets better and better!!! "

    - Danielle, 11/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Another of the same. Same plot-type storyline. Same crazy family. Same tension. Looking forward to the next one. "

    - Danni, 10/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Another Stephanie Plum novel that just makes me laugh and has such a fun feel about it! Great quick read over the weekend! "

    - Amy, 10/3/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I've laughed and been shocked through 13 of these books...realized #14 came out last year and I don't think I read it! The plot's wearing a little thin. Marry Morelli, Stephanie, and start making babies for crying out loud! "

    - Cynthia, 9/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Another of the same. Same plot-type storyline. Same crazy family. Same tension. Looking forward to the next one. "

    - Danni, 8/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was one of the top five out of the 13 I have read so far. Starting 14 and so far it seems to be a good read once again. Telling if you haven't read of te series of Stephanie Plum you should give them a chance. They are funny and you just never know what she is going to get into next. "

    - Krazyangel, 8/4/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I hadn't read a Stephanie Plum book in ages and I forgot that these books can be hilarious at times. "

    - Amy, 7/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Loved the relationship with Stephanie, Lula, Connie and all of the characters in the book. Mother seems to stay upset with Grandma and Stephanie. "

    - Pat, 7/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Okay, I have to admit I love Janet Evanovich, and this is my disclaimer. It is totally mindless, immoral, irreverent and far fetched. But I laugh my head off and enjoy the 60 minutes it took to read. Then I go repent. "

    - Kaylani, 7/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Typical Evanovich - light, quick read. Though after reading this and Metro Girl so close together, I think I need a break - all her stuff is the same and the Ranger/Morrelli storyline is getting old. "

    - Ashley, 3/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " probably the best one of the series (of the ones I've read anyway). But not really a 4 STAR book exactly... "

    - Kim, 2/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I think this was my favorite of the Stephanie Plum novels. I still have to read #14. It seemed like Stephanie was actually doing a pretty good job. LOL! "

    - Julie, 2/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Like all of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum books, this is another laugh-out-loud mindless fun book. I look forward to reading the next one. My job involves doing a tremendous amount of technical reading, and the Plum books are just what I need for the 'off' hours. "

    - MLT, 2/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Funny and engaging comedy! Interesting (relateable but completely unrealistic) characters, bizarre and entertaining plot line. Certainly following a formula, but it works. "

    - Jess, 12/25/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Love these books - such a fun read "

    - Meags8, 12/13/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Some real laugh out loud moments in this one... especially concerning the F.T.A. Taxidermist. The Ranger/Morelli "dilema" continues but it's neat to see them working together for our girl Stephanie. Oh how it would be fun/but stressful to be her. "

    - Arica, 11/15/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " ranger rocks!! Duane Johnson "The Rock" should definitely play him in the movie version... "

    - Krazykat, 8/25/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " done! great! ready for 14! "

    - Angie, 8/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Once again, in rare form. "

    - Melissa, 8/13/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Fast read...still enjoy Stephanie's adventures. Always makes me giggle. "

    - Peggy, 5/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Lots of fun situations in this one! "

    - Catherine, 5/22/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Love the series but they are getting repetitive, still a fun mindless beach read though. "

    - Angela, 5/15/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " These are funny no brainer books. I wanted to keep reading the series. Kept my interest but not my favorite. "

    - Rachelle, 5/1/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I fell in love with this whole entire series!!! Stephanie Plum is witty, hilarious, torn between two men, and she's a bond enforcement agent. LOVE IT!!! "

    - Jessica, 4/14/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " It is very much like her other books. It is beginning to seem like she is writing to a pattern. "

    - Joanne, 3/11/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Stephanie seems to be wising up, hooray for her. "

    - Marianne, 1/25/2012
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Waist of time. Seriously, really dumb plot. "

    - Lyana, 11/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Nice quick read. Plum always in trouble as always....fourteen is next... "

    - Dawn, 10/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This was probably the funniest one I've read of her books so far. The exploding beaver was absolutely hysterical! "

    - Sarah, 9/23/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Seems like the formula is set and the details are just being plugged in on this one. Still kept my interest till the end, though. A nice quick read in between some significant literature. "

    - Lisa, 8/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This series just cracks me up...I can't get enough of them...nice, light and funny. "

    - Nancy, 6/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Another entertaining book in this series. Great tension between Ranger and Morelli. "

    - Laura, 5/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " You either love the Stephanie Plum novels or you hate them. These are very easy reads. "

    - Nneutz, 5/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " As usual, I laughed out loud. I never get tired of the characters, perhaps because I pace myself with these books. "

    - Stacy, 5/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This funny "numbers" series follows Stephanie Plum, Pacifist bountyhunter, and her dilemmas, trials and relationships. Each book is light and fluffy, not meant for seriousness, but not meant for the overly serious either. "

    - Kirsten, 4/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Another great adventure for Stephanie! This one involves her ex-husband, Dickie Orr, which definitely spells trouble. "

    - Marissa, 4/25/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " See review of "One for the Money". They are all pretty much the same. "

    - Annette, 4/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This was probably the funniest one I've read of her books so far. The exploding beaver was absolutely hysterical! "

    - Sarah, 4/4/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not as good as some of the others in the series but still funny and entertaining. Stephanie is still going through cars, trying to decide on her love life and bringing in people who have failed to appear. The book gets a little strange with the many murders and attempts on Stephanie's life. "

    - Patricia, 4/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Read on a plane. These remain ideal airplane/beach reading. It's pretty tiring and dull being constantly told what Stephanie is wearing and eating. "

    - Ak, 3/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Results of a couple of boring summers. Funny, but not much of a brain challenge. Way to kill an hour. Am sure by reading thirteen of these books, I'm fully trained to be a bounty hunter in Jersey. "

    - Denise, 3/21/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " It wasn't as funny,or sexy as some of the previous books in this series, and really didn't do much to move the plot along toward the next book. Even Grandma Mazur wasn't that funny, and that is very hard to do. Ranger and Steph had some sexy moments, but it was mostly a chaste outing. "

    - Dee, 3/19/2011

About the Author

Janet Evanovich is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Stephanie Plum novels, as well a dozen romance novels, the Alexandra Barnaby novels, and more. She is the winner of the New Jersey Romance Writers Golden Leaf Award and multiple Romantic Times awards, including for lifetime achievement. She is also a long-standing member of Romance Writers of America.

About the Narrator

Lorelei King is an award-winning narrator and an actress of stage, film, and television. She also works extensively in radio, including award-winning voiceover work. She has narrated more than eighty audiobooks, earning eleven AudioFile Earphones Awards and twice winning the prestigious Audie Award for Best Narration.