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Dead as a Doornail: A Southern Vampire Mystery Audiobook, by Charlaine Harris Play Audiobook Sample

Dead as a Doornail: A Southern Vampire Mystery Audiobook

Dead as a Doornail: A Southern Vampire Mystery Audiobook, by Charlaine Harris Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Johanna Parker Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc. Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 6.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Sookie Stackhouse Novels Release Date: April 2008 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781436135979

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

18

Longest Chapter Length:

57:30 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:08 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

31:56 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

60

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Publisher Description

Small-town cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse has had more than her share of experience with the supernatural-but now it's really hitting close to home. When Sookie sees her brother Jason's eyes start to change, she knows he's about to turn into a were-panther for the first time-a transformation he embraces more readily than most shapeshifters she knows. But her concern becomes cold fear when a sniper sets his deadly sights on the local changeling population, and Jason's new panther brethren suspect he may be the shooter. Now, Sookie has until the next full moon to find out who's behind the attacks-unless the killer decides to find her first

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"I listened to this in the car and it is wonderfully funny and you can't wait to find out what happens next! Snookie is a Louisiana blonde with more than one romantic encounter with a vampire and has a shapeshifter brother who changed after he was bitten. I see why people love the books about Snookie Stackhouse - she is hilarious and feisty and intent on having things her way, but they rarely go her way. Add a jealous first love, who just happens to be a vampire and her neighbor, and a once-a-Viking lead vampire whom she hid from some witches, along with a were-shifter who has designs on her and the story gets interesting. Someone, or something, is trying to kill Snookie and every male, human and non-human, trying to protect her has his hands full. Oh yeah - and Snookie can read minds, all but those of vampires - they are dead after all!"

— Ruth (5 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “The goofy charm of Harris’ world, with its humor and occasional terror, is what makes [this] so delightful.”

    — Denver Post

Awards

  • A New York Times bestseller
  • A USA Today bestseller

Dead as a Doornail Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 (4.00)
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4 Stars: 10
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Narration: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 (5.00)
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    — LA.YAM, 10/18/2022
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " " Another really good installment to the series, these books are fun and easy to read if you like vampire stuff. Enjoyed the new mix of characters and although I worked out pretty early on who had shot Sam it didn't spoil the story for me. Very enjoyable! " Just keeps getting better and better!! "

    — kelley , 7/6/2016
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " One of my personal favorites in the series!! "

    — Beth, 2/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Goodness, this is becoming a well-developed world - vamps and shifters and fairies, oh my! Sookie herself goes from strength to strength. Really enjoying this series, it may well become a favourite. "

    — Seawood, 2/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I can't wait to see what happens next with Sookie. I hope she doesn't get beat up! LOL "

    — Lorri, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " While still a quick and enjoyable read, not much goes on plot wise in this book. Things happen and then get resolved, but I don't feel like it lived up to the other books. "

    — Shannon, 1/23/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Decent addition to the Sookie series. "

    — Grace, 1/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A great book. Enjoyed it again. "

    — Telps, 1/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Sookie's adventure continues as she gets deeper into the Were world, and finds out more than she would have wanted to know about their rituals. "

    — Klava, 1/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A little slower than the others. "

    — Renae, 10/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " and the plot thickens! "

    — Jay, 9/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Another really good installment to the series, these books are fun and easy to read if you like vampire stuff. Enjoyed the new mix of characters and although I worked out pretty early on who had shot Sam it didn't spoil the story for me. Very enjoyable! "

    — Katie, 11/21/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book is an easy read and kept my interest. Love Sookie! "

    — Lorie, 9/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Great read! Can't wait to see how Sookie's relationship with Eric progresses now that he "knows"! "

    — Michele, 5/20/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " out of the five this one was the most boring and lame of all. yea it had a few little moments in it but over all it was very predictable I guessed the whole story in only the first few chapters that's no fun. "

    — Aileen, 9/25/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Almost done, quick read "

    — Sasha, 6/3/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Poor Sookie. People getting shot. People attacking her. New handsome vampires after her. New handsome shifters after her. She didn't actually sleep with any of them in this book, despite all the naked, lusty males around. Still recovering from all the action in book 4, I guess. "

    — Shawn, 7/9/2008
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I just love these books! It's my guilty pleasure! "

    — Kathy, 10/5/2007
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Easy read, fun book. I love werewolves :) "

    — Mischa, 10/23/2006
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Loved the banter and sexual tension with Eric (and Sam, and Alcide, and Bill, and possibly Quinn...hehe). Flew through this book. The writing was superb, as always, and I enjoyed every page of it. "

    — Chrissy, 10/3/2005
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I'm over Alcide. "

    — Blythe, 6/18/2005

About Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris is a New York Times bestselling author who has written four series and two stand-alone novels, in addition to numerous short stories, novellas, and graphic novels cowritten with Christopher Golden. Her Sookie Stackhouse books have appeared in twenty-five different languages and on many bestseller lists and are the basis of the HBO series True Blood

About Johanna Parker

Johanna Parker is an Audie and Earphone Award–winning actress living and working in San Francisco. Since narrating her first audiobook in 2002, she has received praise for her work in all genres, including her portrayal of Sookie Stackhouse in Charlaine Harris’ Southern Vampire books. She received her BFA in acting from Boston University and studied Shakespeare at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London. She has performed on stages in London, Los Angeles, Seattle, and New York and has numerous film and television credits. As a voice-over actress, she has voiced commercials, video games, documentaries, and websites.