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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (524 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Wendy Northcutt Narrator: Christopher Graybill, Patrick Lawlor, and Julie Schaller Publisher: Listen & Live Audio Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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One of the human race's most popular humor series returns with a brand-new collection of hilariously macabre mishaps and misadventures. Honoring those who improve our gene pool by inadvertently removing themselves from it, The Darwin Awards III shows once more how uncommon common sense still is.

From the sheriff who unintentionally shot himself twice, to the insurance defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw; from a farmer who avoided bee stings by sealing his head in a plastic bag, to the man crushed by the branch he'd just severed; The Darwin Awards III proves again that when it comes to stupidity, we are the most advanced species on the planet.

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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Hannah | 2/18/2014

    " Nothing like reading one of these books to make me feel brilliant. Some of the stories were not really as good as they could be, and I questioned a few of the awards, but I did enjoy the book, as I have enjoyed the other books in the series. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Danielle | 2/4/2014

    " This one is ok, but I've read an earlier addition that I found funnier. There are definitely a few stories that sit high above the others in hilarity. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Carrie | 2/2/2014

    " Beyond Classic ~ An imperative read. Remember and thank those who take risks and move our race forward, in one way or another (also avoid doing it yourself). An archive of creativity and fearlessness! Feel good about your day, however horrific it's been, hey, at least you didn't do THIS... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Matty | 1/22/2014

    " The strangest stories, yet dull "

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