The Darwin Awards II (Abridged): Unnatural Selection Audiobook, by Wendy Northcutt Play Audiobook Sample

The Darwin Awards II (Abridged): Unnatural Selection Audiobook

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Read By: Jason Harris Publisher: Listen & Live Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 2.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.63 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Darwin Award Series Release Date: December 2001 Format: Abridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781593162702

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

147

Longest Chapter Length:

09:12 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

15 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

01:18 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

7

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Publisher Description

Back by extraordinary popular demand, The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection, satisfies the appetite of fans of smart humor with a fresh collection of stories honoring those who continue to improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it in a sublimely idiotic fashion!

 Included are over 100 stories of award-winners, honorable mentions, and (debunked) urban legends—verified by the author and endorsed by website readers—together with a few returning all-time favorites, and exclusive material never before heard, including special science and safety tips for readers on how to avoid the scythe of natural selection!

Appealing to Darwin fans old and new, The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection is a must-have humor audiobook, illustrating the ongoing saga of survival of the fittest in all its selective glory!

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"With her books, I always start off laughing at peoples' idiocy, like the guy who tries to have liposuction in a garage using a vacuum, but by the end of the book feel sorry for everyone who leaves their mark on the world by dying a stupid death. "

— Cheryl (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “A second volume continues the author’s delightfully sadistic celebration of those who have ‘improved our gene pool by removing themselves from it in sublimely idiotic fashion’…Light and witty.”

    — AudioFile

Awards

  • A New York Times bestseller
  • A USA Today bestseller

The Darwin Awards II Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.48648648648649 out of 53.48648648648649 out of 53.48648648648649 out of 53.48648648648649 out of 53.48648648648649 out of 5 (3.49)
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  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Good for a quick short laugh. Part II "

    — Eric, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Continues to prove a variant on the Dan Rather quote (he mentioned Afros which got him into hot water) that Humanity is thinning its gene because the dumber people have more children (re: "Idiocracy") "

    — Kozmo, 2/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " still too funny "

    — Michael, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I read it while recuperating from an illness, and it was a great book for humor, and outlandish circumstances. "

    — Joyce, 1/27/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I'm still loving these books, very interesting and since they are short stories you can put it down and pick back up anytime. "

    — Jeannie, 1/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Well, yes, it's amusing to read of other's stupidity. "

    — Joe, 1/5/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " More people dying in stupid ways. That's about it, but it sure is fun to read. "

    — Brian, 12/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I didn't enjoy this book as much as I thought I would. I guess most of the stories were just generally stupid and not in a hugely funny way. It was fairly short anyway and there were some interesting little mini-essays to start off each section. "

    — Raj, 12/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " sufficiently amusing "

    — Heidi, 12/19/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A book that will make you laugh and shake your head! "

    — Laurie, 10/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Just as hilarious as the first! "

    — Catherine, 9/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Even funnier than the first one. I especially love the comments by the author at the end of each story. "

    — Bebe, 9/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " More of the same old stuff. "

    — Juanita, 8/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " We all got to go. When I go, I don't want to deserve it. "

    — Paul, 8/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Familiar stuff. "

    — Matthew, 7/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I picked up at the church book fair for a buck. Was hoping to laugh a lot. I didn't find it as funny as I expected. It was just ok. But boy are there a lot of stupid things people do. "

    — Robert, 6/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " More of the same - you find yourself laughing and wincing at the same time, and then thinking of idiots you've known who might qualify someday. "

    — James, 8/29/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " From the web-site, plus evolutionary comments. "

    — Pete, 7/29/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I think I mentioned this with the first volume but do not attempt to consume too many stories at once. Yes, people do amazingly stupid things and die, but read too many at once and you'll start wanting everyone to get on with it. "

    — Kaethe, 5/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Nowhere near as good as the original. Long-winded, packed with science-drone and repeats deaths from book one. Disappointing. "

    — Alexa, 5/13/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Kinda morbid, kinda funny, kinda sad. And whats worse, sometimes I feel like I'd screw up like them too. (Well, maybe just once or twice.) "

    — Katie, 3/15/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Too many non-Darwin awards as well as acknowledged hoaxes. "

    — Jordin, 12/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " With her books, I always start off laughing at peoples' idiocy, like the guy who tries to have liposuction in a garage using a vacuum, but by the end of the book feel sorry for everyone who leaves their mark on the world by dying a stupid death. "

    — Cheryl, 9/26/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Stupid human tricks and amazing bouts of stupidity make me laugh. "

    — J.A., 8/22/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " People are dumb, and this book is proof. Some of the things that people do are just amazingly dumb, and even if they don't die, sometimes you have to wonder how they didn't. "

    — Liannis, 8/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Another book in a series that I shouldn't find funny, but do. What is wrong with me that I think that death of other human beings can be hilarious? "

    — Needleroozer, 6/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Well, yes, it's amusing to read of other's stupidity. "

    — Joe, 4/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A book that will make you laugh and shake your head! "

    — Laurie, 3/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I read it while recuperating from an illness, and it was a great book for humor, and outlandish circumstances. "

    — Joyce, 10/31/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Continues to prove a variant on the Dan Rather quote (he mentioned Afros which got him into hot water) that Humanity is thinning its gene because the dumber people have more children (re: "Idiocracy") "

    — Kozmo, 10/21/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Too many non-Darwin awards as well as acknowledged hoaxes. "

    — Jordin, 7/22/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I didn't enjoy this book as much as I thought I would. I guess most of the stories were just generally stupid and not in a hugely funny way. It was fairly short anyway and there were some interesting little mini-essays to start off each section. "

    — Raj, 3/6/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I think I mentioned this with the first volume but do not attempt to consume too many stories at once. Yes, people do amazingly stupid things and die, but read too many at once and you'll start wanting everyone to get on with it. "

    — Kaethe, 9/15/2009
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I'm still loving these books, very interesting and since they are short stories you can put it down and pick back up anytime. "

    — Jeannie, 3/6/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " One of my favorite quotes: Evolution: Taking care of those to stupid to take care of themselves. All the way through both books my constant thought was "What were these people thinking?" "

    — Melanie, 1/16/2009
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Good for a quick short laugh. Part II "

    — Eric, 8/27/2008
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Stupid human tricks and amazing bouts of stupidity make me laugh. "

    — J.a., 8/11/2008

About Jason Harris

Jason Harris is a multitalented actor and voice-over artist. He’s narrated numerous audio books, including Dave at Night by Gail Carson Levine, Breaking Point by Alex Flinn, and Ghost of Spirit Bear by Ben Mikaelson.