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Read By: Rick Robertson Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 6.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Argeneau Series Release Date: October 2009 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780061958649

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

61

Longest Chapter Length:

12:00 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

23 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

09:22 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

77

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Publisher Description

Once Bitten . . .

One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them.

Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over two thousand years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly he finds himself craving coffee . . . and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal . . . and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries.

But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!

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"Lucian, and original immortal, is on the ruling council and an enforcer for those who break immortal law - no killing humans, nothing to expose them, etc. When he arrives to take out a rogue named Morgan, he meets Leigh, a mortal woman in the early stages of turning because of Morgan. He doesn't realize right away she is his life mate, but he can't bring himself to abandon her. Love is in the air as Lucian tries to help Leigh adjust to her new life and keep her safe from Morgan. Of the books I've read in the series so far, this is my favorite. There are still world building and character consistency problems that keep it from being 5 stars, but its a fun, romantic story."

— Gina (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “All in all we have an interesting, lively, funny read with echoes to previous books in the series.

    — British Fantasy Society 
  • “Attention-grabbing, heartwarming, and humorous.”

    — RT Book Reviews (4 stars)

Awards

  • A Publishers Weekly bestseller
  • A USA Today bestseller

Bite Me If You Can Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 4.22222222222222 out of 54.22222222222222 out of 54.22222222222222 out of 54.22222222222222 out of 54.22222222222222 out of 5 (4.22)
5 Stars: 12
4 Stars: 10
3 Stars: 4
2 Stars: 1
1 Stars: 0
Narration: 3.33333333333333 out of 53.33333333333333 out of 53.33333333333333 out of 53.33333333333333 out of 53.33333333333333 out of 5 (3.33)
5 Stars: 1
4 Stars: 1
3 Stars: 0
2 Stars: 0
1 Stars: 1
Story: 4.33333333333333 out of 54.33333333333333 out of 54.33333333333333 out of 54.33333333333333 out of 54.33333333333333 out of 5 (4.33)
5 Stars: 1
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  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Story Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Good story , but the audiobook quality is awful , sounds like it was done in some backroom with a Mic and 1960's cassette recorder ! "

    — MindWalkN, 9/9/2023
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Story Rating: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    — James Anderson, 4/11/2021
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " These books tend to be repetitive, but still enjoyable. The same storyline with a twist here and there and involving different main characters. "

    — Cherise, 2/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Lucian is too cute. Going from grumpy old man to new lease on life. He was just so enjoyable to me. Leigh was pretty damn awesome as well. I love that there wasn't as much "outside drama" in this one. "

    — Rachel, 2/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Fairly predictable storyline. If you've read of these Argeneau vampire tales, you've read them all. Characters are likable but the plot follows a pretty standard line through every book. "

    — Biblophile, 2/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " It took me a couple of chapters to get into this book, only because Lucien is such a jerk. Once I got into it though I loved it. "

    — Tonya, 1/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " too funny! its officially my favorite from lysay sands "

    — Yanet, 1/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Lynsay Sands is awesome!!! this book is perfect for if you need cheering up.... or any other time as well!! Lynsay Sands makes the books interesting loveable, while not repeating story lines. AMAZING! "

    — WeaklingNo14, 12/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " As always, Lyndsay does not disappoint! I didn't want to put this one down. "

    — Raina, 12/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " It was basically 200 pages of Q&A about Lynsay Sands' version of vampires plus some random scenes that shoed some semblance of a plot, zzzzzzzzzz.... MEH. "

    — Superbunny, 12/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I seriously loved this book!! I finished reading it in one day..I just couldn't find it in me to put it down. "

    — Maria, 11/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Lucian and Leigh... rogue vampire hunter bar owner. Another great couple and another great story. I love these Argeneau's. "

    — Michelle, 11/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    — Brigitte Radel-Willenbrock, 10/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This was the best. Scary Uncle Lucien felled by petite Leigh. The sex scenes were so erotic yet full of love I was swooning all over the place. "

    — Lipvixen, 10/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I started out thinking that I didn't like this book (which would have been a bummer, because I love all the argeneau books!) But, I feel in love with it towards the middle, and the end was great. "

    — Sarah, 7/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Once i started reading I could not put it down. "

    — Angel, 7/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I really like this book. I can't wait to read the others and the best thing is you don't need to read them in order. "

    — Jill, 3/7/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Lynsay Sands does it again with this book. I loved the mystery, excitement, humor, and romance of this book. A must read if you like the series. "

    — Jenny, 6/2/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Liked this one very much. Good to finally, see the head of Argeneau paired. "

    — Efthalia, 5/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This was good, though Im getting a little tired of "same story different character" syndrome. :( "

    — Noelle, 12/25/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This was the first lynsay sands book that I read. I love how her books have a touch of humor in them and how they aren't the same. I give it five stars. And now I want one of those dogs. "

    — Sedia, 4/23/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Kansas City, Kansas does not have an Airport. You can not fly in to Kansas! Ok, after cringing through the first chapter where they mentioned flying into Kansas at least 4 times, I really enjoyed this book and the story. "

    — Dawn, 3/20/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I liked learning about Lucian. Especially since he is the oldest vampire we've met so far in the Argeneau family. The epilogue of the story was really sweet! "

    — Laura, 3/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This is my favorite, up to date. But I've only read 5 so far.LOL story. "

    — Kbee, 2/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " i love lucian he comes off as just a bad ass that you can't but fall in love with him and find he has a soft side "

    — Maria, 2/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Imagine a grumpy, crusty, irritating, ancient man...with the body of a 25 year old. He's not who he seems to be, especially when the feisty little Leigh pops into his life. Lynsay truly is a master. "

    — Megan, 1/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book was pretty good. I didn't like the wasy Rachel acted at the beginning. It almost made me not like her but she was better towards the end. "

    — Allison, 1/16/2011

About Lynsay Sands

Lynsay Sands is the author of the Argeneau/Rogue Hunter vampire series, as well as numerous historicals and anthologies. Her romantic comedies span three genres—historical, contemporary, and paranormal—and have made the bestselling list of the New York Times, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today. Her books are read in more than twelve countries and have been translated into at least six languages. Her work has been nominated for the Romantic Times Best Historical Romance Award, the Romantic Times Best Paranormal Romance Award, and the Reviewers International Organization Awards of Excellence. She has several books on the All about Romance’s Favorite Funnies list. Visit her on the web at www.lynsaysands.net.

About Rick Robertson

Ben Holland is an audiobook narrator who won the prestious Audie Award in 2015 for best narration in the inspiration/faith-based nonfiction category.