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4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (9,238 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Lynsay Sands Narrator: Rick Robertson Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Argeneau / Rogue Hunter Series Release Date: October 2009 ISBN: 9780061958649
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Once Bitten . . .

One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them.

Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over two thousand years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly he finds himself craving coffee . . . and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal . . . and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries.

But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!

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Quotes & Awards

  • “All in all we have an interesting, lively, funny read with echoes to previous books in the series.

    British Fantasy Society 

  • A Publishers Weekly Bestseller
  • A USA Today Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Gina | 2/18/2014

    " Lucian, and original immortal, is on the ruling council and an enforcer for those who break immortal law - no killing humans, nothing to expose them, etc. When he arrives to take out a rogue named Morgan, he meets Leigh, a mortal woman in the early stages of turning because of Morgan. He doesn't realize right away she is his life mate, but he can't bring himself to abandon her. Love is in the air as Lucian tries to help Leigh adjust to her new life and keep her safe from Morgan. Of the books I've read in the series so far, this is my favorite. There are still world building and character consistency problems that keep it from being 5 stars, but its a fun, romantic story. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Cherise | 2/13/2014

    " These books tend to be repetitive, but still enjoyable. The same storyline with a twist here and there and involving different main characters. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Rachel | 2/9/2014

    " Lucian is too cute. Going from grumpy old man to new lease on life. He was just so enjoyable to me. Leigh was pretty damn awesome as well. I love that there wasn't as much "outside drama" in this one. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Biblophile | 2/4/2014

    " Fairly predictable storyline. If you've read of these Argeneau vampire tales, you've read them all. Characters are likable but the plot follows a pretty standard line through every book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Tonya | 1/14/2014

    " It took me a couple of chapters to get into this book, only because Lucien is such a jerk. Once I got into it though I loved it. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Yanet | 1/7/2014

    " too funny! its officially my favorite from lysay sands "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 WeaklingNo14 | 12/28/2013

    " Lynsay Sands is awesome!!! this book is perfect for if you need cheering up.... or any other time as well!! Lynsay Sands makes the books interesting loveable, while not repeating story lines. AMAZING! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Raina | 12/12/2013

    " As always, Lyndsay does not disappoint! I didn't want to put this one down. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Superbunny | 12/11/2013

    " It was basically 200 pages of Q&A about Lynsay Sands' version of vampires plus some random scenes that shoed some semblance of a plot, zzzzzzzzzz.... MEH. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Maria Jimenez | 11/15/2013

    " I seriously loved this book!! I finished reading it in one day..I just couldn't find it in me to put it down. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Michelle (meshe) | 11/14/2013

    " Lucian and Leigh... rogue vampire hunter bar owner. Another great couple and another great story. I love these Argeneau's. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Lipvixen | 10/12/2013

    " This was the best. Scary Uncle Lucien felled by petite Leigh. The sex scenes were so erotic yet full of love I was swooning all over the place. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sarah | 7/2/2013

    " I started out thinking that I didn't like this book (which would have been a bummer, because I love all the argeneau books!) But, I feel in love with it towards the middle, and the end was great. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Angel Mills | 7/1/2013

    " Once i started reading I could not put it down. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jill | 3/7/2013

    " I really like this book. I can't wait to read the others and the best thing is you don't need to read them in order. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jenny U | 6/2/2012

    " Lynsay Sands does it again with this book. I loved the mystery, excitement, humor, and romance of this book. A must read if you like the series. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Efthalia Pegios | 5/7/2012

    " Liked this one very much. Good to finally, see the head of Argeneau paired. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Noelle | 12/25/2011

    " This was good, though Im getting a little tired of "same story different character" syndrome. :( "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sedia | 4/23/2011

    " This was the first lynsay sands book that I read. I love how her books have a touch of humor in them and how they aren't the same. I give it five stars. And now I want one of those dogs. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Dawn (Kat N Hat) | 3/20/2011

    " Kansas City, Kansas does not have an Airport. You can not fly in to Kansas!

    Ok, after cringing through the first chapter where they mentioned flying into Kansas at least 4 times, I really enjoyed this book and the story. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Laura | 3/2/2011

    " I liked learning about Lucian. Especially since he is the oldest vampire we've met so far in the Argeneau family. The epilogue of the story was really sweet! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kbee | 2/19/2011

    " This is my favorite, up to date. But I've only read 5 so far.
    LOL story. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Maria | 2/15/2011

    " i love lucian he comes off as just a bad ass that you can't but fall in love with him and find he has a soft side "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Megan | 1/30/2011

    " Imagine a grumpy, crusty, irritating, ancient man...with the body of a 25 year old. He's not who he seems to be, especially when the feisty little Leigh pops into his life. Lynsay truly is a master. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Allison | 1/16/2011

    " This book was pretty good. I didn't like the wasy Rachel acted at the beginning. It almost made me not like her but she was better towards the end. "

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About the Author
Author Lynsay Sands

Lynsay Sands is the New York Times bestselling author of the Argeneau Vampire series. She has written more than thirty-four books and anthologies since her first novel was published in 1997. Her romantic comedies span three genres—historical, contemporary, and paranormal—and have made the Barnes & Noble, USA Today, and New York Times bestseller lists. Her books are read in more than twelve countries and have been translated into at least six languages. She’s been a nominee for both the Romantic Times Best Historical Romance Award and the Romantic Times Best Paranormal Romance Award, was nominated and placed three times in the RIO (Reviewers International Organization) Awards of Excellence, and has several books on All about Romance’s Favorite Funnies list.