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The Accidental Vampire: An Argeneau Novel Audiobook
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Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman—dead or alive.
Rich, powerful, and drop—dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck—biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe—and satisfied—for all eternity.
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"this one was just beyond fun. the argeneau series is usually funny but this one cracked me up from page one. i think i actually liked the story of all of the secondary characters and the town itself than the main pair. the fact that the future life mates were also all senior citizens was a nice change. by the end of the book i had this mental picture of mayberry over ran with vamps. i want to see them bring in some females for the men of the town. that sherif needs a nice little vamp at home right ?"
— marlene (5 out of 5 stars)
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“Filled with an enchanting cast of characters and Sands’ delightful humor, this is a fantastic addition to her vampire series. A charming secondary romance makes the read even more enticing.”
— RT Book Reviews (4½ stars, Top Pick!)
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A Publishers Weekly bestseller
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A USA Today bestseller
The Accidental Vampire Listener Reviews
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" Awesome. Totally loved this book. "
— Laurie, 2/2/2014 -
" Not a big fan. It was a cute story but lacked any real depth. Ok for a light read, but it was just too corny, and ended in a nice little gift wrapped bundle. The main character is supposed to be sexy and intelligent but comes across as gullible and boring. The supporting characters just as blah. The storyline was slow,and a let down in the end. "
— Katrina, 1/28/2014 -
" I found this book to be an easy, hilarious read. A good vacation book when you just want a little laugh with a little bit of suspense, romance and otherworld experience. "
— KC, 1/15/2014 -
" The author writes great beginnings but I am not sure I like her endings. "
— Jean, 1/5/2014 -
" this one was good. i loved Elvi. she was an awesome charater but victor was slow. i loved the end! "
— Michelle, 12/15/2013 -
" hilarious, sexy and just awesome! love love this series! "
— Noelle, 12/1/2013 -
" I wasn't sure how I was going to feel about Victor, but I must say he made me a fan!! This book was hilarious! A really great read! "
— Karry, 11/26/2013 -
" First of the series that i read. And still my absolute fave!!! got me hooked "
— Krissy, 11/19/2013 -
" I really enjoyed this book. Lots of laughs and moved nicely along. Will go back and start reading this series from book 2. Have read the first book but it didn't inspire to get moving along to read the rest of them. "
— Jane, 11/15/2013 -
" I think I am going to stay away from her vampire novels "
— Sharon, 10/31/2013 -
" It's been awhile since I read it but I liked it thought it was really good .. would recommend if u like vampires and romance.. "
— Pamela, 9/28/2013 -
" this book was funny, though Elvi was kinda annoying in this with her being so naive about what it was to be a vampire. But all in all it was in the same aspect as the rest of Sands books in this series, quirky, funny, sexy, and a most weird way of hooking up with someone. "
— Samantha, 7/17/2013 -
" Victor "
— Jenna, 5/7/2013 -
" Loved the misguided vampire heroine and her side kick. Very entertaining read. "
— Red, 1/5/2013 -
" Loved it!! Just the right amount of romance and intrigue to make this series exciting!! Can't wait to read the next one. "
— Raina, 10/16/2012 -
" It all started with this one for me. :) "
— Katie, 10/4/2012 -
" Laugh-out-loud funny so far! "
— Mrs, 8/24/2012 -
" Lynsay Sands is HILLARIOUS!!! "
— Angela, 2/25/2012 -
" so far so good. this is my first, Looking now, i guess i should have started from the first book. OOPs. "
— Stacie880, 1/31/2012 -
" Pretty good. Another twist to being a vampire. Funny. "
— Kelly, 1/17/2012 -
" yet another suck me fuck me vampire book... "
— Amber, 6/19/2011 -
" This was a really cute story. Let the hijinks ensue! I laughed a lot at this book! My dogs looked at me like I was crazy! LOL "
— Laura, 3/1/2011 -
" Loved this book. Loved the Argeneau series so far.<br/><br/> "
— Liquidsilver, 2/23/2011 -
" It's been awhile since I read it but I liked it thought it was really good .. would recommend if u like vampires and romance.. "
— Pamela, 1/26/2011 -
" ah, back to the ridiculousness of the series. <br/>a woman became a vampire by accident, and doesn't know any of the "laws" of her kind. her friends put an ad out in the singles pages looking for male vamps. "
— Rochelle, 12/9/2010 -
" i read this book, which is 670 pages long, i 1 day!!!! isnt that crazy?! Elvi is the dumbest shit EVER! she really thinks immortals dont have reflections, or cant go in the sun, or cant eat or cant touch religious stuff??? she such an idiot and she denies EVERYTHING!!!! "
— Karen, 12/5/2010 -
" I fell in love with this book. It was the first book i read of lynsay sands I the reason i kept on reading!!!!!!!!!!! Victor is my sexy babe for life and this story was tooooooo funny!!! I think by this one story lynsay became my favorite author!! "
— Tilequa, 11/11/2010 -
" laugh out loud funny, have read it 3 times "
— Tamara, 11/10/2010 -
" i liked the many fun characters in this book and how elvi and maybel get to re-experience life at 62 and become 25 year olds again. it's nice. also victor was a good guy, i liked him. "
— Amanda, 10/28/2010
About Lynsay Sands
Lynsay Sands is the author of the Argeneau/Rogue Hunter vampire series, as well as numerous historicals and anthologies. Her romantic comedies span three genres—historical, contemporary, and paranormal—and have made the bestselling list of the New York Times, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today. Her books are read in more than twelve countries and have been translated into at least six languages. Her work has been nominated for the Romantic Times Best Historical Romance Award, the Romantic Times Best Paranormal Romance Award, and the Reviewers International Organization Awards of Excellence. She has several books on the All about Romance’s Favorite Funnies list. Visit her on the web at www.lynsaysands.net.