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4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (8,429 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Lynsay Sands Narrator: TBD , Victoria McGee Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Argeneau / Rogue Hunter Series Release Date: November 2009 ISBN: 9780061958632
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Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman—dead or alive.

Rich, powerful, and drop—dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck—biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe—and satisfied—for all eternity.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Filled with an enchanting cast of characters and Sands’ delightful humor, this is a fantastic addition to her vampire series. A charming secondary romance makes the read even more enticing.”

    RT Book Reviews (4½ stars, Top Pick!)

  • A Publishers Weekly Bestseller
  • A USA Today Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Laurie | 2/2/2014

    " Awesome. Totally loved this book. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Katrina | 1/28/2014

    " Not a big fan. It was a cute story but lacked any real depth. Ok for a light read, but it was just too corny, and ended in a nice little gift wrapped bundle. The main character is supposed to be sexy and intelligent but comes across as gullible and boring. The supporting characters just as blah. The storyline was slow,and a let down in the end. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 marlene | 1/27/2014

    " this one was just beyond fun. the argeneau series is usually funny but this one cracked me up from page one. i think i actually liked the story of all of the secondary characters and the town itself than the main pair. the fact that the future life mates were also all senior citizens was a nice change. by the end of the book i had this mental picture of mayberry over ran with vamps. i want to see them bring in some females for the men of the town. that sherif needs a nice little vamp at home right ? "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 KC | 1/15/2014

    " I found this book to be an easy, hilarious read. A good vacation book when you just want a little laugh with a little bit of suspense, romance and otherworld experience. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jean Mc | 1/5/2014

    " The author writes great beginnings but I am not sure I like her endings. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Michelle Press | 12/15/2013

    " this one was good. i loved Elvi. she was an awesome charater but victor was slow. i loved the end! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Noelle | 12/1/2013

    " hilarious, sexy and just awesome! love love this series! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Karry | 11/26/2013

    " I wasn't sure how I was going to feel about Victor, but I must say he made me a fan!! This book was hilarious! A really great read! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Krissy | 11/19/2013

    " First of the series that i read. And still my absolute fave!!! got me hooked "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jane (PS) | 11/15/2013

    " I really enjoyed this book. Lots of laughs and moved nicely along. Will go back and start reading this series from book 2. Have read the first book but it didn't inspire to get moving along to read the rest of them. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Sharon | 10/31/2013

    " I think I am going to stay away from her vampire novels "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Pamela Hanna | 9/28/2013

    " It's been awhile since I read it but I liked it thought it was really good .. would recommend if u like vampires and romance.. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Samantha (Book Lover's Cozy Cafe) | 7/17/2013

    " this book was funny, though Elvi was kinda annoying in this with her being so naive about what it was to be a vampire. But all in all it was in the same aspect as the rest of Sands books in this series, quirky, funny, sexy, and a most weird way of hooking up with someone. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jenna | 5/7/2013

    " Victor "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Red Head | 1/5/2013

    " Loved the misguided vampire heroine and her side kick. Very entertaining read. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Raina | 10/16/2012

    " Loved it!! Just the right amount of romance and intrigue to make this series exciting!! Can't wait to read the next one. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Katie | 10/4/2012

    " It all started with this one for me. :) "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Mrs LB | 8/24/2012

    " Laugh-out-loud funny so far! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Angela Hunter | 2/25/2012

    " Lynsay Sands is HILLARIOUS!!! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Stacie880 | 1/31/2012

    " so far so good. this is my first, Looking now, i guess i should have started from the first book. OOPs. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Kelly | 1/17/2012

    " Pretty good. Another twist to being a vampire. Funny. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Amber | 6/19/2011

    " yet another suck me fuck me vampire book... "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Laura | 3/1/2011

    " This was a really cute story. Let the hijinks ensue! I laughed a lot at this book! My dogs looked at me like I was crazy! LOL "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Liquidsilver | 2/23/2011

    " Loved this book. Loved the Argeneau series so far.

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Pamela | 1/26/2011

    " It's been awhile since I read it but I liked it thought it was really good .. would recommend if u like vampires and romance.. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Rochelle | 12/9/2010

    " ah, back to the ridiculousness of the series.
    a woman became a vampire by accident, and doesn't know any of the "laws" of her kind. her friends put an ad out in the singles pages looking for male vamps. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Karen | 12/5/2010

    " i read this book, which is 670 pages long, i 1 day!!!! isnt that crazy?! Elvi is the dumbest shit EVER! she really thinks immortals dont have reflections, or cant go in the sun, or cant eat or cant touch religious stuff??? she such an idiot and she denies EVERYTHING!!!! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Tilequa | 11/11/2010

    " I fell in love with this book. It was the first book i read of lynsay sands I the reason i kept on reading!!!!!!!!!!! Victor is my sexy babe for life and this story was tooooooo funny!!! I think by this one story lynsay became my favorite author!! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Tamara | 11/10/2010

    " laugh out loud funny, have read it 3 times "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Amanda | 10/28/2010

    " i liked the many fun characters in this book and how elvi and maybel get to re-experience life at 62 and become 25 year olds again. it's nice. also victor was a good guy, i liked him. "

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About the Author
Author Lynsay Sands

Lynsay Sands is the New York Times bestselling author of the Argeneau Vampire series. She has written more than thirty-four books and anthologies since her first novel was published in 1997. Her romantic comedies span three genres—historical, contemporary, and paranormal—and have made the Barnes & Noble, USA Today, and New York Times bestseller lists. Her books are read in more than twelve countries and have been translated into at least six languages. She’s been a nominee for both the Romantic Times Best Historical Romance Award and the Romantic Times Best Paranormal Romance Award, was nominated and placed three times in the RIO (Reviewers International Organization) Awards of Excellence, and has several books on All about Romance’s Favorite Funnies list.