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4.11 out of 54.11 out of 54.11 out of 54.11 out of 54.11 out of 5 4.11 (37 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Janet Evanovich Narrator: Lorelei King Publisher: Macmillan Audio Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Stephanie Plum Novels Release Date: June 2005 ISBN: 9781593977948
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Semiretired mob guy Eddie DeCooch is caught trafficking contraband cigarettes through Trenton, New Jersey. When DeCooch fails to show for a court appearance, bond enforcement agent Stephanie Plum is assigned the task of finding him and dragging his decrepit ass back to jail. Not such an easy job, it turns out, since DeCooch has learned a lot of tricks over the years and isn’t afraid to use his gun. He’s already shot Loretta Ricci, an innocent old lady, and left her for worm food in his shed. He wouldn’t mind shooting Stephanie next.

Likeable losers (and Steph’s former high school classmates) Walter “MoonMan” Dunphy and Dougie “The Dealer” Kruper have inadvertently become involved with DeCooch. They’ve gotten sucked into an operation that is much more than simple cigarette smuggling and holds risks far greater than anyone could have imagined.

When Dougie disappears, Steph goes into search mode. When Mooner disappears, she calls in the heavy artillery and asks master bounty hunter Ranger for help. Ranger’s price for the job? One night with Stephanie, dusk to dawn. Not information she’s want to share with her sometime live-in roommate, vice cop Joe Morelli,

A typical dilemma in the world of Plum.

And on the homefront, Stephanie’s “perfect” sister, Valerie, has decided to move back to Trenton, bringing her two kids from hell with her. Grandma Mazur is asking questions about being a lesbian, and Bob, the bulimic dog, is eating everything in sight—including the furniture.

Mud wrestling, motorcycles, fast cars, fast food, and fast men. It’s Seven Up. Absolutely Janet Evanovich at her very best.

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Quotes & Awards

  • Narrator King somehow makes the crazy, comic antics of Evanvovich's irresistible bond agent, Stephanie Plum, seem almost rational in this fine audio adaptation…with plenty of prior experience narrating Evanovich titles, King has no trouble highlighting the eccentricities of the author's invariably quirky cast of characters…King's chameleon voice and ease with accents make this a lively listening experience. Publishers Weekly

Listener Opinions

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Buffy | 2/4/2014

    " 3.75 really, so her books are a little formulaic? Oh well still love em. But ater book 7 which I obviously had to read straight away I'll probably take a break. But I'll read them all because they are good mysteries and truly laugh out loud funny and that doesn't happen often. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Curlyhair | 2/2/2014

    " Loved this one. I laughed all the way through and thought its one of the best - so far in the series anyway. The characters all seemed to mingle in really well, even though there are quite a few now and even I wanted a cupcake by the end!! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Karl Schaeffer | 2/2/2014

    " I love how here car gets blown up in every book. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Lashawnda | 1/24/2014

    " I still love the series, but this wasn't one a my faves. I just kept thinking, would you catch this old man already!!! N would you just sleep with Ranger already... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Annette | 1/21/2014

    " Read review of "One for the Money". They're all basically the same. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Memorial Dentists | 1/20/2014

    " Memorial Dentists found this book to be very entertaining. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Amanda Duciaume | 1/19/2014

    " Just as wonderful and exciting as the first 6 books!! I love how funny they are!! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Melissa | 1/10/2014

    " What a nice surprise to start my birthday out with!! I loved this book! One of my favorites of the series so far and the ending... wooo hooo!! I absolutely can not wait to read number 8!!! As always Evanovich is a literary master-mind!! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Paula | 1/7/2014

    " Another great installment in the Stephanie Plum series!! Loved it! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Gwen | 1/4/2014

    " The book was good but they changed the narrator and the new woman was horrible. Very whiny and not good at all. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Judith Wrinkle | 12/12/2013

    " This book is very intertaining and made me chuckle......the clumseyness is like me, but this girl also reminds me of my Jody.......mostly when it comes to her pets. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Melanie Cannon | 12/5/2013

    " Okay, I'm trying to pace myself ... but this book had me absolutely laughing out loud. These are so good. I'm totally hooked! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Lori Skau | 12/2/2013

    " This is my third favorite series. Stephanie Plum is hysterical! I strongly recommend this whole series. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Candace | 11/17/2013

    " I LOVE Ranger. I want a Ranger. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Mairin | 3/21/2013

    " Hilarious!!! Never laughed so hard. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Nerida Hart | 2/22/2013

    " easy chic lit novel :) "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Marissa | 2/8/2013

    " Oh Stephanie - what are we going to do with you? I just can't seem to get enough of crazy clumsy Stephanie- she gets herself into the craziest situations and is always entertaining. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Raina | 1/1/2013

    " Looks like seven is a lucky number for bestselling author Janet Evanovich, whose seventh mystery starring New Jersey bounty hunter Stephanie Plum is wilder, wackier and filled with more outrageous antics and characters than ever before. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Trahanapril | 11/22/2012

    " Read up to this book in the series and stopped, I refused to become any further invested in a series where the main character does not evolve and the author insist on prolonging the story for the almighty dollar $$$...the story did have its funny parts I will give the author that much. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Austine Etchevery | 8/7/2012

    " I love these books. Funny, enjoyable reads. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sara Thacker | 8/3/2012

    " All of her Stephanie Plum books are great "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Carey | 5/21/2012

    " I would have to admit this book was a exciting, high speed and just wonderful. Between men and breaking into her appartment you never know what to expect. You never know when Hot or cold is going to happen. Just love these books and heard Eight was even better. Can't wait. Happy reading "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Douglas Cook | 2/29/2012

    " First sentence "For the better part of my childhood, my professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic pricess." "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Melissa Neuberger | 12/17/2011

    " I think this is the first book that I actually LOL. I really liked the first six books but this was the funniest. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kelly-ann | 10/6/2011

    " Soother fun installment. Quite the cliff hanger at the end. Will she or won't she? On to number eight to find out. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Michael | 8/26/2011

    " Excellent, laugh out loud material. Not so strong on the ending, but it revealed much about Stephanie's thinking - more than the other works. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Lindsay Flick | 8/9/2011

    " I couldn't wait for this one to come out! I read it in like three days and that is crazy fast for me;) "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Diane Davis | 5/30/2011

    " Another great read... Stephanie can sure get herself into some fixes... "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Karen | 5/10/2011

    " Ranger is dangerously sexy! This series keeps getting better and better. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Monica | 5/1/2011

    " Why am I addicted to Evanovich novels?
    They are not great literature and the writing is not particularly stylish. However, spending an afternoon in company of Stephanie Plum is still one of the pleasures of life.
    I cannot wait to start with #8 "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 David | 4/30/2011

    " A great humorous read. Loved it. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kirsten | 4/27/2011

    " This funny "numbers" series follows Stephanie Plum, Pacifist bountyhunter, and her dilemmas, trials and relationships. Each book is light and fluffy, not meant for seriousness, but not meant for the overly serious either. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Patsy | 4/23/2011

    " I thoughly enjoy reading this series of books. The author is in true New Jersey form and good humor. A good laugh every time I read one. Now onto the next! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Al | 4/18/2011

    " A fun read.... Nonsensical, witty! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Annette | 4/17/2011

    " Read review of "One for the Money". They're all basically the same. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Cindy | 4/10/2011

    " Once you start reading Stephanie Plum, it's hard to stop! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Steph | 4/5/2011

    " LOVED it, so witty and upbeat, even though it's about a girl learning to be a bounty hunter in NJ. "

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About the Author
Author Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Stephanie Plum novels, as well a dozen romance novels, the Alexandra Barnaby novels, and How I Write: Secrets of a Bestselling Author.

About the Narrator

Lorelei King is an award-winning narrator and an actress of stage, film, and television. She also works extensively in radio, including award-winning voiceover work. She has narrated more than eighty audiobooks, earning eleven AudioFile Earphones Awards and twice winning the prestigious Audie Award for Best Narration.