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Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel Audiobook, by Janet Evanovich Play Audiobook Sample

Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel Audiobook

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Read By: Lorelei King Publisher: Macmillan Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Stephanie Plum Novels Release Date: June 2005 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781593977955

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Total Audiobook Chapters:

76

Longest Chapter Length:

09:31 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

03:16 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

06:40 minutes

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88

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Publisher Description

The smash-hit #1 bestselling author Janet Evanovich takes you on the ride of your life in the next Stephanie Plum adventure, Seven Up! Semiretired mob guy Eddie DeCooch is caught trafficking contraband cigarettes through Trenton, New Jersey. When DeCooch fails to show for a court appearance, bond enforcement agent Stephanie Plum is assigned the task of finding him and dragging his decrepit ass back to jail. Not such an easy job, it turns out, since DeCooch has learned a lot of tricks over the years and isn't afraid to use his gun. He's already shot Loretta Ricci, an innocent old lady, and left her for worm food in his shed. He wouldn't mind shooting Stephanie next. Likeable losers (and Steph's former high school classmates) Walter "MoonMan" Dunphy and Dougie "The Dealer" Kruper have inadvertently become involved with DeCooch. They've gotten sucked into an operation that is much more than simple cigarette smuggling and holds risks far greater than anyone could have imagined. When Dougie disappears, Steph goes into search mode. When Mooner disappears, she calls in the heavy artillery and asks master bounty hunter Ranger for help. Ranger's price for the job? One night with Stephanie, dusk to dawn. Not information she wants to share with her sometime live-in roommate, vice cop Joe Morelli, A typical dilemma in the world of Plum. And on the homefront, Stephanie's "perfect" sister, Valerie, has decided to move back to Trenton, bringing her two kids from hell with her. Grandma Mazur is asking questions about being a lesbian, and Bob, the bulimic dog, is eating everything in sight--including the furniture. Mud wrestling, motorcycles, fast cars, fast food, and fast men. It's Janet Evanovich's Seven Up.

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"I am just loving this series. It makes me laugh out loud every time I pick up one of the books. This one was just as good as the rest, if not better. The chemistry between Stephanie and Joe is great, so is her chemistry with Ranger. Which one should she choose?? How about both....that is what I would do!! Cannot wait to see how the end of this one turns out."

— Season (4 out of 5 stars)

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  • “This is another zesty Evanovich read.”

    — Publishers Weekly
  • “Fans of Trenton, New Jersey, bounty hunter Stephanie Plum will find much to enjoy in this, her seventh outing.”

    — Library Journal
  • Narrator King somehow makes the crazy, comic antics of Evanvovich's irresistible bond agent, Stephanie Plum, seem almost rational in this fine audio adaptation…with plenty of prior experience narrating Evanovich titles, King has no trouble highlighting the eccentricities of the author's invariably quirky cast of characters…King's chameleon voice and ease with accents make this a lively listening experience.

    — Publishers Weekly

Seven Up Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 4.121951219512195 out of 54.121951219512195 out of 54.121951219512195 out of 54.121951219512195 out of 54.121951219512195 out of 5 (4.12)
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Narration: 4.75 out of 54.75 out of 54.75 out of 54.75 out of 54.75 out of 5 (4.75)
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Story: 4.666666666666667 out of 54.666666666666667 out of 54.666666666666667 out of 54.666666666666667 out of 54.666666666666667 out of 5 (4.67)
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    — Don Snyder, 12/29/2022
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    " So fun ad playful. Janet has great humor and wit. Can't wait to hear the next book. "

    — Ria, 7/10/2016
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " So fun ad playful. Janet has great humor and wit. Can't wait to hear the next book. "

    — Ria, 7/10/2016
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    " So fun ad playful. Janet has great humor and wit. Can't wait to hear the next book. "

    — Ria, 7/10/2016
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Hilarious!!! Never laughed so hard. "

    — Mairin, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is just a goofy read and I am loving every last one of these stories! I don't know what I am going to read when I finish. This is just well-written fluff and they are so well done that I can no longer eat while I am reading because I may choke to death when I start laughing out loud! "

    — Faith, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book is hysterical. Easy read, the interaction between the family is a riot. "

    — Laurie, 1/30/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Evanovich is always a fave! Never disappoints - the characters feel like old friends. "

    — Jill, 1/22/2014
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    " She makes me laugh. I really enjoyed this book and all her books "

    — Erica, 1/21/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " very funny typical Plum fun! "

    — Annie, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " 3.5 stars. I listened to this one on CD on a road trip. It's only my second audio book and I just struggle with not loving the narrators. I actually thought this narrator did a great job with the voices of every character EXCEPT Stephanie Plum. She was too "proper" sounding and put accents in the wrong places (in my opinion). So that took away a little bit for me. All in all, this series is a lot of fun. "

    — Karie, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " As always with this series not a disappointment. Excellent read!! "

    — Michelle, 1/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I love Stephanie Plum and Janet makes me laugh every time! If you want an easy to read book with humor at every turn, you will like this series. "

    — Lorie, 12/31/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Another really fun read but damn it I so badly want Stephanie to marry Morelli "

    — Sarahm, 12/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " What!!! Did it really end like that. "

    — Karalyn, 11/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A highly entertaining and non-apologetic mystery/thriller about Stephanie Plum, a New Jersey bounty hunter. "

    — Pascale, 11/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I liked this book more than the last few, probably because of the love triangle. "

    — Mary, 10/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I still love the series, but this wasn't one a my faves. I just kept thinking, would you catch this old man already!!! N would you just sleep with Ranger already... "

    — Lashawnda, 10/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " As usual, Stephanie Plum is a fun read! Great audio book for travel! "

    — Melanie, 10/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Another good one. Oh, Stephanie...what are you going to do about Ranger? Onto "Hard Eight." "

    — Jessica, 9/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I really enjoyed reading this book. It was good to read a good natured book. "

    — Nicole, 7/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Perfect! Not as serious and sad as Lisa Gardner's books. It has just the right amount of humor and action. It's excellent! "

    — Greg, 6/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " love, love this series!!! i read like 1 a week and they are very hard to put down.( "

    — Karen, 5/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Ok...so I loved this book and continued on and read #8 and #9 and after that I was totally burned out on the characters and the stories were way predictable...me thinks this would make a great series on t.v. "

    — Brandi, 2/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Love this book. Everything Janet Evanovich writes is excellent. I can't wait for her next book. "

    — Miranda, 2/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I'm always so excited for Stephanie when Ranger gets amorous!! Mmmmm...he just has to be yummy all the way through! These characters are AWESOME! And the plot is always engaging! Evanovich is one of my ABSOLUTELY FAVORITE authors!! "

    — Lynn, 9/19/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The wit continues for Stephanie Plum. I just love her character. Kind of thought after book 6 that she'd chosen her man for sure, but I guess with a million books in this series she can't do so in book 7. lol. "

    — Beth, 7/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I was glad to see Mooner and Dougie back in the story. Was getting a little tired with the wedding indecision so it did not surprise me that they things were put off. Overall, another good part of the series! "

    — Kathy, 5/12/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book was too funny. Her books only seem to get better. I have already gotten the next 2 and can't wait to read them and get the next ones. "

    — Kim, 12/15/2011
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    " Another good book in the series. Love the humor, love the characters and the storyline. "

    — Vika, 11/10/2011
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    " Absolutely hilarious - loved it, one of the funniest books I've read. "

    — Char, 8/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Still funny, but Stephanie's ineptitude is beginning to wear a bit thin. "

    — Janine, 8/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Ranger is dangerously sexy! This series keeps getting better and better. "

    — Karen, 5/10/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Why am I addicted to Evanovich novels?<br/>They are not great literature and the writing is not particularly stylish. However, spending an afternoon in company of Stephanie Plum is still one of the pleasures of life.<br/>I cannot wait to start with #8 "

    — Monica, 5/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A great humorous read. Loved it. "

    — David, 4/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This funny &quot;numbers&quot; series follows Stephanie Plum, Pacifist bountyhunter, and her dilemmas, trials and relationships. Each book is light and fluffy, not meant for seriousness, but not meant for the overly serious either. "

    — Kirsten, 4/27/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I thoughly enjoy reading this series of books. The author is in true New Jersey form and good humor. A good laugh every time I read one. Now onto the next! "

    — Patsy, 4/23/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A fun read.... Nonsensical, witty! "

    — Al, 4/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Read review of &quot;One for the Money&quot;. They're all basically the same. "

    — Annette, 4/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Once you start reading Stephanie Plum, it's hard to stop! "

    — Cindy, 4/10/2011
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    " LOVED it, so witty and upbeat, even though it's about a girl learning to be a bounty hunter in NJ. "

    — Steph, 4/5/2011

About Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Stephanie Plum novels, as well a dozen romance novels, the Alexandra Barnaby novels, and more. She is the winner of the New Jersey Romance Writers Golden Leaf Award and multiple Romantic Times awards, including for lifetime achievement. She is also a long-standing member of Romance Writers of America.

About Lorelei King

Lorelei King is an award-winning narrator and an actress of stage, film, and television. She also works extensively in radio, including award-winning voiceover work. She has narrated more than eighty audiobooks, earning eleven AudioFile Earphones Awards and twice winning the prestigious Audie Award for Best Narration.