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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (653 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Tim Dorsey Narrator: Oliver Wyman Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Serge Storms Series Release Date:
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“The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.”
Providence Journal

Nobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. More outrageous than Santa Claus in a Speedo, When Elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think Bad Santa and National Lampoon’s Family Vacation, blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Fans of Dorsey’s slapstick-comedy style will find plenty to like. Dorsey again proves he’s some sort of mad master with a concoction that features zany physical comedy, dark humor, social commentary, and Florida history.”

    Tampa Tribune

  • “A satisfyingly large punch of classic Dorsey craziness…Serge’s paradoxical personality is at its most charming.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “Oliver Wyman embraces his inner screwball as he gives voice to Tim Dorsey’s multitude of semi-normal and criminal nutbars in the Sunshine State. Wyman’s enthusiasm is as infectious as Serge’s plans are outrageous...[his] high-energy performance ramps up Dorsey’s insanity, providing extremely funny listening.”

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  • “Fun to read…Sick and twisted, but delightfully so.”

    Gainesville Times

  • “Dorsey weaves in the overt insanity of our holiday season with his own special brand to give us a special little tome. [When Elves Attack] will win Dorsey new fans.”

    Florida Times-Union

  • “Hilarious.”

    Tulsa World

  • “Full of suspense and more than a few chuckles.”

    Patriot Ledger

Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Janet | 2/16/2014

    " These guys bring a whole new twist to Christmas. Quite funny! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Barbara | 2/4/2014

    " Call me a goof-ball sicko. I love Serge and Coleman. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Wendy | 2/2/2014

    " So funny! I laughed so much through this book. A couple parts made my face do that screwed up thing but overall it was great! Definitely a keeper! I want to read more of Tim Dorsey's books... "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Rhonda | 1/29/2014

    " Oh!That Serge. I just love these hilarious Tim Dorsey books. What a great start to the Christmas season. I can't wait for the next one. They give me a "Florida fix". "

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