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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (653 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Tim Dorsey Narrator: Oliver Wyman Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Serge Storms Series Release Date:
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I’m dreaming of a Serge Christmas—palm trees with twinkle lights, Santa’s big belly protruding over a neon Speedo …

It’s ho, ho, ho time in this hilarious and wacky Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December the 24th rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents.

But before that, it’s all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And there’s that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves—they bite). While you’re there, skip the lame photo on Santa’s lap—Serge will give you a lap ride you’ll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, there’s nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow!

So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes on the beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Fans of Dorsey’s slapstick-comedy style will find plenty to like. Dorsey again proves he’s some sort of mad master with a concoction that features zany physical comedy, dark humor, social commentary, and Florida history.”

    Tampa Tribune

  • “A satisfyingly large punch of classic Dorsey craziness…Serge’s paradoxical personality is at its most charming.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “Oliver Wyman embraces his inner screwball as he gives voice to Tim Dorsey’s multitude of semi-normal and criminal nutbars in the Sunshine State. Wyman’s enthusiasm is as infectious as Serge’s plans are outrageous...[his] high-energy performance ramps up Dorsey’s insanity, providing extremely funny listening.”

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  • “Fun to read…Sick and twisted, but delightfully so.”

    Gainesville Times

  • “Dorsey weaves in the overt insanity of our holiday season with his own special brand to give us a special little tome. [When Elves Attack] will win Dorsey new fans.”

    Florida Times-Union

  • “Hilarious.”

    Tulsa World

  • “Full of suspense and more than a few chuckles.”

    Patriot Ledger

Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Janet | 2/16/2014

    " These guys bring a whole new twist to Christmas. Quite funny! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Barbara | 2/4/2014

    " Call me a goof-ball sicko. I love Serge and Coleman. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Wendy | 2/2/2014

    " So funny! I laughed so much through this book. A couple parts made my face do that screwed up thing but overall it was great! Definitely a keeper! I want to read more of Tim Dorsey's books... "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Rhonda | 1/29/2014

    " Oh!That Serge. I just love these hilarious Tim Dorsey books. What a great start to the Christmas season. I can't wait for the next one. They give me a "Florida fix". "

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