Wisconsinites Patrick and Barbara McDougall are going to sunny Florida for a
modest romantic vacation. But the motel they picked isn’t quite a pastel
paradise, and they have to be Midwesterners and make the best of a bad
situation. Except bad goes to worse, and a string of misfortunes renders them
unable to leave the state.
Meanwhile, the next
Mexican-American War is being fought, this time in Fort Lauderdale, between the
Kentucky mafia and the Oxy cartel over control of the lucrative pain clinic
market. Latinos are turning up dead, hillbillies are wandering the beach
trampling sand castles, and cops continue arresting doctors wriggling out of
But it’s never
really a party until Serge and Coleman arrive. Cruising down US 1, Captain
Florida and his perpetually altered sidekick are on a mission to film the best
reality show ever!
Back at their
motel, the McDougalls are peeking out the curtains. They’ve become very
popular, especially with Serge, who believes he’s found the perfect stars for
the pilot of his new television series. Are the McDougalls safer with Serge or
should they take their chances on the mean streets? Will Coleman get tired of
signing autographs? Can pelicans be used as murder weapons? Is time running out
for our heroes?
And, finally, the question still on everyone’s
lips: What’s up with Florida? Stay tuned for all the answers in … The
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