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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (12,956 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: MaryJanice Davidson Narrator: Nancy Wu Publisher: Recorded Books, LLC Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Undead Series Release Date: November 2005 ISBN: 9781440780851
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MaryJanice Davidson is a USA Today bestselling author who has also cracked the extended New York Times list with her fresh and funny vampire novels. Starring vampire queen Betsy Taylor, the stories delve into an underworld where creatures of the night not only fear sunlight, but also pay their bills on time.

Christmas is approaching, and since the holidays are a time for friends and family, Betsy takes stock of her situation. Her half-sister is the devil’s daughter. She has an evil stepmother. A despicable creature lives in her basement. Most unsettling of all, she has a spring wedding to plan. But just when Betsy thinks she may not survive the holiday season, she has a pleasant thought—she’s already dead.

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  • “Davidson’s witty dialogue, fast pacing, smart plotting, laugh-out-loud humor, and sexy relationships make this a joy to read.” Booklist

Listener Opinions

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Taunya | 2/3/2014

    " **** 4th in series "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Beth | 1/29/2014

    " Okay, the premise of the series is, simply put, 30 year old very pretty blonde with champagne taste and beer pocketbook dies and comes back as a vampire. But the hurdles she jumps with each successive book just makes me want to be her BFF. Easy reads, fun, romantic and adventure in each bite....I mean page! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Star | 1/25/2014

    " She starts speeding up and skipping over things in this book. Some of the lines are repeated from the previous books verbatim. I still enjoyed the story because it seems to have matched exactly what I was going through during the times that I read each one. She mentions silly real life experiences that I felt so alone in until I read her series. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Lynne Bridges | 1/20/2014

    " Keeps getting better with each book! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Holly | 1/9/2014

    " This book in the series took a slightly different twist. Instead of dealing with paranormal heroes, Betsy has to deal with a regular guy...if you can consider a serial killer a regular guy...this actually brings many more problems to the surface that im sure will be expanded upon in future books in this series! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 iyah_khin | 1/8/2014

    " betsy..betsy...betsy... "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sandy | 1/8/2014

    " Another fun story in the life of Queen Betsy. She can be a bit annoying at times, but also very funny. More new characters. I like seeing the progression of George. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Danielle | 12/2/2013

    " While this book was entertaining, it was hardly as good as the 2nd book in the series and not too much happens, kinda slow, action-wise. I am really enjoying this series though and cant wait to see what is going to happen. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Shirlee | 11/29/2013

    " A breeze to read. Betsy and her posse get into amusing situations. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Ashley Kannenberg | 10/16/2013

    " eekk man her sister is super creepy i mean how could she do that with a straight face not a twitch not a noise that was crazy awesome book "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Poppy Fields | 9/7/2013

    " Consistently fuuny and a real page turner! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Lissa & Alexa The Novel Lasses | 9/6/2013

    " I could not believe how many error typo's are in this book. Some scenes were written so badly it was confusing. I could not tell who is speaking, or thinking. It was confusing. However, these books are hilarious! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Joy Marie | 8/22/2013

    " Love this lighthearted vampire series! It always keeps me laughing. Betsy is the best vampire ever! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Colleen | 5/4/2013

    " Same good characters as always. Dont like where this is heading with her sister starting to turn all nasty but glad that she and her beau made up and he's not gonna let the book of dead ruin what they have. Will continue on in series of course. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Billie | 1/19/2013

    " Great book. I am glad things are somewhat working out in Betsys life. This book sure had some developing in the characters. I am very anxious to see where they go next! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Elaine | 10/23/2012

    " I definitely think this series has lost it's spark for me. Really enjoyed the first two; the past two have been pretty much - eeh. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 ★Rachael ★ | 9/26/2012

    " I love Betsy and Jessica and Laura! It's like a short story in a book! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Daelith | 9/10/2012

    " Actually I give this about 2.5 stars. Liked the previous books better. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Gerry | 7/16/2012

    " great summer reading series "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Shae | 4/27/2012

    " Great book, but not as funny or enjoyable as the other ones. It was shorter than the other ones, too, so that was kind of sad. Hopefully the next one will pick right back up with being funny. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Ruth Metzler | 9/3/2011

    " It's total fluff, but I found it funny and entertaining. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Laura | 7/24/2011

    " Another Betsy book, even more to love! I can't put these books down! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Tracy Dalton | 6/27/2011

    " Enjoyed Betsy and Sinclair as always!! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sarah's Book Blog | 6/10/2011

    " I absolutely love these books. I am reading one a day right now!! Onto the next! "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Rochelle | 5/5/2011

    " The author believes kidnapping and rape to be romantic and sexy methods of gaining a spouse. Any reasonable person will forgo this author so they don't throw up from the message that abuse and sexual assault are ways to show you care. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Alexis | 4/10/2011

    " Another fun read from this undead series.... nothing major happens except a few "omg" "gasp" moments, especially with Betsy's sister Laura and George the fiend. Honestly not much to say, either you like the series and will continue to read or not. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Tania | 4/10/2011

    " randomly chosen from my piles of books scattered about the house. book 38 of 2011 - aim 133 books in 2011. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Michelle | 3/19/2011

    " Fun, light read. Very entertaining - but it lacks action and plot. Still, I enjoy Betsy enough to read the next in the series. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Heidi | 3/17/2011

    " Another good installment. I love these books for what they are. Cute, funny, quick reads. I enjoy the dialog, the characters, and their relationships. What fun reading! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Cat | 3/5/2011

    " I love this series. It is so fun. I always laugh out loud while reading these books. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Laura | 3/2/2011

    " Another Betsy book, even more to love! I can't put these books down! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Eva | 2/27/2011

    " I love May Janice. She writes a funny, story. the wedding planning and ghost interruptions are great. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Carley | 2/3/2011

    " I love these books :). They are quick reads and very fun. I adore the characters and their mysteriousness. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Stefani | 2/2/2011

    " This was a book to get from 3 to 5.... nothing good, just #4..... "

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About the Author
Author MaryJanice Davidson

MaryJanice Davidson, a New York Times bestselling author, has been credited with creating the paranormal chick lit genre. She made the USA Today and the Wall Street Journal bestsellers lists for her popular Undead series, which Booklist calls “bubbly fun.” She lives in Minnesota with her family.

About the Narrator

Nancy Wu has narrated audiobooks since 2004, winning three AudioFile Earphones Awards. A New York theater, television, and film actor, she has recorded in studios all over the world—from Italy to Switzerland to Thailand. Her credits include Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Hope & Faith, All My Children, Made for Each Other, and the Oscar-nominated film Frozen River.