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MaryJanice Davidson is a New York Times and USA Today best-selling author. Her Undead books are extremely popular paranormal romances. Betsy needs a job and amazingly lands the perfect one-selling designer shoes at Macy's. But the other vamps, including sexy Sinclair, don't want their queen selling shoes. And the vampire hunters are becoming a real pain-murdering innocent vampires. It seems that everyone wants something from Betsy. "Davidson's witty dialogue, fast pacing, smart plotting, laugh-out-loud humor, and sexy relationships make this a joy to read."-Booklist
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"The series is cute...my only problem is how they make the main character speak. She curses like a truck driver. I'm not a prude. I don't mind books with sex, cursing, etc. It's just that all of her cursing makes her sound very unintelligent. Granted it calmed down as the series progressed."
— Kelly (4 out of 5 stars)
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Davidson’s witty dialogue, fast pacing, smart plotting, laugh-out-loud humor, and sexy relationships make this a joy to read.
— Booklist
Undead and Unemployed Listener Reviews
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" Funny. Of you want to laugh and scream at the same time, this book gives it to you. Another one bites the dust! "
— Rebecca, 2/8/2014 -
" i love all the betsy queen vampire books. they are so awesome. she writes like tongue in cheek,and the books always make you laugh. "
— Ruth, 2/6/2014 -
" Purely a fun book, and i enjoyed it. I really liked Betsy, she was fun and different. "
— Sierra, 1/24/2014 -
" they just keep getting better "
— Sarah's, 1/23/2014 -
" Love Betsy even though she is sooo slow. Make me laugh so much. Am re-reading the whole series. "
— Rachel, 1/19/2014 -
" I LOVED this book. It was SO much better than than the first book. I can't wait to read #3. "
— Jenn, 1/18/2014 -
" This is the most fun series I have ever read. Betsy is absolutely hillarious and her friends only add to the story. I wish I had found these books sooner! "
— Marcia, 1/18/2014 -
" These are cute quirky quick reads. Great to read when you are looking for something to get your mind off life for a little while. They aren't overly special but they're still worth it. "
— Brittany, 1/17/2014 -
" this book rocks the series just keeps getting better!!!!! "
— Ashley, 1/7/2014 -
" I really liked the book it's funny, cute and sexy. "
— Pixie07, 12/29/2013 -
" Not nearly as funny as the first. It was rather predictable too. I did enjoy it and will read more in the series, but I did like the first one better. "
— Scott, 11/21/2013 -
" Cute light read. Glad I found this series! "
— Louise, 11/10/2013 -
" Another Great One by MaryJanice! "
— Heidi, 11/9/2013 -
" fun, fun book!! Literally laughing out loud more than one. Great series. "
— Deanna, 11/7/2013 -
" Well, this book was better than the first one. But i am not in love with this series like i was with Twilight, but its something to read, and at times quite funny. Its more like a twisted romance book. "
— Westphire, 9/15/2013 -
" Meh - I liked the first, but this just didn't do it for me. The central character is so tiresome and the dialogue is entirely unbelievable. "
— K, 9/5/2013 -
" Basically the same review as the first book. Silly and an easy, fun read. "
— Shanna, 7/19/2013 -
" Liked this one much more than the first. I guess 'cause I've gotten to know the characters now. Betsy's funny, and "Sink Lair" is getting HOTTER and HOTTER. She needs to just give it up and admit what she feels for him! Actually looking forward to reading the next in the series! "
— Brandi, 6/7/2013 -
" I like this series, so far. It didn't take very long to read these books and it was a fun vampire read. It does help to read the series in order, so you don't miss any important stuff. "
— Diana, 4/25/2013 -
" Continuing the tale of Betsy Taylor Queen of the Vampires. It is very funny, but erotic also. "
— Rita, 4/14/2013 -
" The second in the series gets more delicious and is starting to become a better read. "
— Gogo, 1/23/2013 -
" I love to read these books when I want a laugh, they are so funny. "
— Sandra, 1/3/2013 -
" Shockingly funny to read about a vampire in chic lit. "
— Maxine, 12/31/2012 -
" I really liked it! In my opinion, it was much better than the previous book. "
— Anne, 9/8/2012 -
" Another awesome Betsy book. It has been so long since I read the book originally it was like reading it for the first time again. I love the books! "
— Trish, 1/6/2012 -
" Fun! It probably didn't make me chuckle as much as the first one, but still definitely good. If I could have done 4.5 stars, that's what it would have been! "
— Katy, 6/17/2011 -
" I really liked the first book in the series. Quick reads tho... "
— Lindsey, 5/11/2011 -
" The author believes kidnapping and rape to be romantic and sexy methods of gaining a spouse. Any reasonable person will forgo this author so they don't throw up from the message that abuse and sexual assault are ways to show you care. "
— Rochelle, 5/5/2011 -
" Just as funny as the first, I love Betsy she cracks me up every time. "
— Roxanne, 5/2/2011 -
" Was pretty good. Again love the interactions with Sinclair. The only thing I didn't like was that the short story previous to this book didn't mesh the continuity of the timeline. "
— Shannon, 4/25/2011 -
" Toujours aussi agréable à lire que le premier Tome, hâte de lire la suite :p "
— Julia, 4/22/2011 -
" Pure fluff, but I was entertained. Watch out, it's a bit on the vulger side. "
— Katie, 4/21/2011 -
" The second book of the Undead series by Mary Janice Davidson disappointed me a little. It's not as funny as the first one! Now I'm not sure if I should try reading the third one. Don't get me wrong, it's funny, but I was expecting a little more from this sequel. "
— Themis, 4/11/2011 -
" Enjoyed book 2 better than book 1. I chose to read these books because friends with similar taste in stories rated it 4 or better. Imho Betsy still comes off as simple at times but growing on me. I now look forward to the 3rd book. "
— Bud, 4/4/2011 -
" j'aime toujours autant, drôle et déjanté, dans la même lignée que le premier ! "
— Melliane, 4/1/2011 -
" True blood meets sex and the city!! :-D what more could a girl ask for. This book was so<br/>Witty I was genuinely "lol-ing" "
— Ree, 3/30/2011 -
" This one had a little less graphic commentary. It was also a couple of hours (listening-wise) shorter. I am enjoying Betsy, Jessica, and Mark. I look forward to the next book. "
— Stewie's, 3/28/2011
About MaryJanice Davidson
MaryJanice Davidson is a New York Times bestselling author of many books of science fiction, fantasy, romance, paranormal romance, romantic suspense, young adult fantasy, and urban fantasy, including the Undead series and the FosterWere trilogy. Her books have been published in over a dozen languages and have been on bestseller lists around the world. She has published books, novellas, articles, short stories, recipes, reviews, and rants and writes a biweekly column for USA Today.
About Nancy Wu
Nancy Wu has narrated audiobooks since 2004, winning three AudioFile Earphones Awards. A New York theater, television, and film actor, she has recorded in studios all over the world—from Italy to Switzerland to Thailand. Her credits include Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Hope & Faith, All My Children, Made for Each Other, and the Oscar-nominated film Frozen River.