Danger! It lurks at every corner! Volcanoes. Sharks. Mountain lions. Quicksand. Terrorists. The pilot of the plane blacks out and it's up to you to land the jet. What do you do?The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Travel is here to help survive the most harrowing predicaments: jam-packed with how-to, hands-on, step-by-step, instructions on everything you need to know fast—from detecting a bomb to delivering a baby in the back of a cab.Providing frightening and funny real information, this indispensable guide is the definitive handbook for those times when life takes a sudden turn for the worse. The essential companion for a perilous age.Because you never know...
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"basically this is a survival guide and if you like to travel like me its got everything and more on how to survive and pretty much everything you will ever need. want to know how to land a plane or properly fall down stairs or even how to survive a hotel fire or a riot and maybe just learn how to properly pass a bribe its got it all. and has clever illustrations to boot"
— Alex (5 out of 5 stars)
“This is a no-nonsense, no-fooling-around guide with straightforward information. But fear not. The authors have enough perspective to acknowledge the campy appeal of an armchair guide for the anxious.”
— USA Today“The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Travel will have you ready for just about anything.”
— Book Magazine“Penn Jillette's experience as a theater performer (Penn & Teller, magicians) stands him in good stead as he gives an energetic and emphatic reading of a list of possible travel disasters with accompanying do's and don'ts. Though some (abduction by an alien) are intended to be comical, others (hostage situation, hotel fire) are all too possible. A wealth of information is related in a husky voice that commands attention. ”
— AudioFile Magazine" Haha, most of the scenarios in here truly are 'worst-case', while others are a bit more practical. It was fun to read through this book, though I'm not sure how much I'd remember if I ever WERE in one of these dire situations (such as, caught in a riptide, needing to treat a severed limb, how to climb out of a well, how to ram a barricade, foiling a UFO udbuction, surviving a hostage situation, and escaping from a car that is hanging over a cliff). My favorite part might be the few pages in the back titles 'Foreign Emergancy Phrases': a list of phrases translated into four languages, such as 'Stop, thief!', 'Hello, I have been seriously wounded', 'May I borrow a towel to wipe of the blood?', 'May I use your belt as a tourniquet', and 'You will never make me talk.' "
— Nicole, 2/15/2014" One of those diverting reads to pass five minutes.... i.e. when you're in the smallest room in the house. Ahem. "
— Jak, 2/13/2014" Interesting in a couple places, but not altogether worth my time or yours. Why not rename it, "Common Sense: Don't Travel to Places Where You're Going to Have Both UFO Encounters and Get Robbed by Romnichels." Oh, and don't drive off a cliff. Duh? Wasteful reading...very pulpy. "
— Bryce, 2/6/2014" For those times when you need to figure out how to cross a piranha-infested river. "
— Win, 2/3/2014" just for fun. entertaining... maybe applicable someday :) "
— Justin, 1/27/2014" some of the things are quite useful~~ "
— Chung, 1/25/2014" Filled with awesome advice about surviving in bleak situations. A must read. "
— Liz, 1/14/2014" Could be useful; you never know. "
— Ashley, 1/13/2014" Kind of interesting as bathroom reading. It was worth the price of free I got it for. "
— Acturi, 1/13/2014" Hum... perhaps if one applies these helpful guides to life in general... one will be much less prone to bouts of panic. "
— Simone, 1/13/2014" In preparation for reading, "The Zombie Survival Guide," (which I bought recently and will open up in a little while), I pulled this off my shelf and read through it again. Very amusing and hey, a few of these things might actually happen to you! "
— Samantha, 12/31/2013" entertaining - good for learning how to avoid being abducted by aliens, jumping from moving trains, etc. very helpful. "
— Emily, 12/25/2013" Obviously tongue-in-cheek, with super cute illustrations. A fun way to kill half an hour, whether one is travelling or not. "
— M0rningstar, 12/11/2013" Read this book before you leave on your next vacation, whether you are just traveling within your home state or going to the most isolated spot on earth. Good stuff--funny, yet for real. "
— Needleroozer, 12/11/2013" Funny and useful, succeeds in making me feel safer, although I do question the accuracy. "
— Zofie, 9/18/2013" Informative (how to escape from the trunk of a car; what to do if you are being mugged) - to entertaining (how to foil an alien abduction or cross a river filled with pirahnnas) - enjoyable, quick read. "
— Shannon, 9/2/2013" Yikes! So many things that can go wrong when you travel! I feel like I need to tattoo the emergency plane landing lesson on my arm so I will remember what to do in event of an emergency. "
— Gretchen, 7/21/2013" Should I be picked up by a UFO on my travels or need to leap from a moving train, I am prepared to handle the situation. "
— Evie, 7/15/2013" Audiobook is read by the perfectly cast Mr. Burt Reynolds. "
— Matthew, 7/13/2013" Still funny. "
— Mihai, 6/3/2013" okay book. interesting and informative. "
— Stacy, 4/14/2013" It is always good to know how to cross a piranha-infested river, stop a runaway train, survive a volcanic eruption and foil a UFO abduction. "
— Hanna, 4/6/2013" its one of those books thats just in case. "
— John, 11/13/2012" More useless-to-me and interesting things. "
— Magda, 5/12/2012" Fun little read. Exactly what you think, but a little more interesting than that. "
— Cecilia, 4/24/2012" Thank God I bought this book - else I wouldn't have survived the plane crash, or the resulting volcanic eruption. Whew! "
— Peregrine, 9/15/2011" Informative (how to escape from the trunk of a car; what to do if you are being mugged) - to entertaining (how to foil an alien abduction or cross a river filled with pirahnnas) - enjoyable, quick read. "
— Shannon, 5/9/2011" I can now survive ANYTHING! You gotta a book that teaches you how to say "may I borrow a towel to wipe up the blood" and "you will never make me talk" in FOUR languages! "
— Jeannette, 1/26/2011" Thank God I bought this book - else I wouldn't have survived the plane crash, or the resulting volcanic eruption. Whew! "
— Peregrine, 12/11/2010" Could be useful; you never know. "
— Ashley, 10/10/2010" Interesting in a couple places, but not altogether worth my time or yours. Why not rename it, "Common Sense: Don't Travel to Places Where You're Going to Have Both UFO Encounters and Get Robbed by Romnichels." Oh, and don't drive off a cliff. Duh? Wasteful reading...very pulpy. "
— Bryce, 8/25/2010" Filled with awesome advice about surviving in bleak situations. A must read. "
— Liz, 6/16/2010" Fun little read. Exactly what you think, but a little more interesting than that. "
— Cecilia, 8/31/2009" Hum... perhaps if one applies these helpful guides to life in general... one will be much less prone to bouts of panic. "
— Simone, 8/1/2009" More useless-to-me and interesting things. "
— Magda, 5/19/2009" For those times when you need to figure out how to cross a piranha-infested river. "
— Win, 5/17/2009" some of the things are quite useful~~ "
— Chung, 4/3/2009" The one and only survival book a Queen of Getting Lost requires. You gotta realise the Survival Handbooks contain a good portion of surreal scenarios... so approach with a good sense of humour. "
— Gabriele, 1/14/2009" We had flooding this year. I found this in an old work box. I LOVED to read this on the plane when headed out for an international trip. Enjoyable and helpful too! "
— Ebookwormy, 9/17/2008" Read this book before you leave on your next vacation, whether you are just traveling within your home state or going to the most isolated spot on earth. Good stuff--funny, yet for real. "
— Miss, 6/25/2008Joshua Piven is coauthor, with David Borgenicht, of the bestselling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook and its sequels. More than five million copies of these books have been sold.
David Borgenicht is a writer, editor, publisher, and co-author of all the books in the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series. He is the president and publisher of Quirk Books. Borgenicht has appeared on hundreds of television and radio programs, including the Today show, 20/20, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, the Tyra Banks Show, and many others. A popular public speaker, he has given speeches at dozens of venues, including American Express, the Commonwealth Club, and the 92nd Street Y. He currently lives with his family in Philadelphia.
Penn Jillette has been one half of the Emmy Award–winning, world-famous magic duo Penn & Teller for more than thirty-five years. He is the author of God, No! and the novel Sock, as well as several books cowritten with Teller. He lives with his family in Las Vegas.