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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (330 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: David Borgenicht, Jennifer Worick, Joshua Piven Narrator: Laura Hamilton Publisher: Listen & Live Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Worst-Case Scenario Series Release Date:
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Don’t get caught with your pants down! Keep this audiobook under the pillow, in the glove compartment, and anywhere you might encounter the perils of romance! Experts provide instructions on what you need to know fast, like how to fend off a pickup artist, how to have sex in a small space, how to deal with a cheating lover, how to remove difficult clothing, how to survive an obsessive ex, how to survive if you wake up next to someone whose name you don’t remember. Plus a handy appendix of body language, pickup lines, and useful excuses. Download and start listening now!


Quotes & Awards

  • “Tasteful and useful, and with a great appendix of pickup lines, breakup lines, and all-purpose excuses, this is the book you need when you wake up next to someone whose name you can’t remember.”

    Barnes & Noble, editorial review

  • “As if reading from a driving manual, she tells listeners how to remove difficult articles of clothing, fake an orgasm, deal with a drunken date, handle a bad kisser and deliver a pick-up line. Wondering if your date is an ax murderer? Find out if he was sexually abused as a child and has an obsession with matches. Not sure of the gender of your date? Look at his or her hand and be suspicious of baggy clothing. Need to sober up fast? Avoid aspirin and drink lots of water. Although much of this advice sounds silly, the authors’ suggestions are completely serious, and Hamilton delivers them that way.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “Alternately humorous and practical, the Survival Handbook veers into the bizarre while having the good sense to pepper that wit such nuggets as how to finagle a reservation, break up, and make up with your beloved, and dozens of other gems.”


  • “Expertly read by Laura Hamilton, this amusing and, at times, scary book…offer[s] insights on many common and uncommon disasters that can occur when people date and enter into, or fall out of, relationships…While certainly the tone of the book makes for humorous listening, a lot of the advice is very sensible and covers issues not easily found in other resources.”

    Library Journal

  • A USA Today Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Hank | 10/23/2013

    " Backup, just-in-case ;D "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Tortla | 10/5/2013

    " Good to know? "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Sadie | 8/30/2013

    " how to fake an orgasm, how to leave a bad date, and in the appendix-worst pick up lines ever. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Cade | 8/29/2013

    " For those that are as inept as I in the dating world, this book is pretty funny, or sad, or maybe just strangely useful. "

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About the Author

Joshua Piven is coauthor, with David Borgenicht, of the bestselling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook and its sequels. More than five million copies of his books have been sold. He lives in Philadelphia.