The 20th anniversary edition of the international bestseller With expert step-by-step instructions for life's sudden turns for the worst: Danger! It lurks at every corner. Quicksand. Sharks. Cyberbullies. Super-Flu. From wrestling an alligator to evading drones to landing a plane if the pilot passes out, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook is here to help. Needed now more than ever, this revised and expanded edition delivers frightening and funny real advice readers need to know fast.
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"What a great reference book to keep in the bathroom or on the coffee table! There are some sections which really are completely irrelevant, but most of it is absolutely fascinating, not to mention hilarious. What do you do if the elevator starts to plummet? How do you leap off a building into a dumpster properly? What's the best way to wrestle an alligator and can it really be done? Want to escape from killer bees? What should you do if your parachute doesn't open? How can you escape from a bad date? How can you escape from a killer sofa bed? How do you properly identify bad cafeteria food? How can you salvage a damaged wedding cake? I hope I'm never in one of these situations, but I had a good time reading about them."
— Kim (5 out of 5 stars)
A 20th-century bestseller gets a makeover for the new millennium. . . .With tips ranging from how to hot-wire a car to how to deliver a baby in a taxicab, the authors' sense of humor was a hallmark of the first edition, and it's still front and center. Covering an array of topics travelers will find handy-in-flight emergencies like extreme turbulence, flagrant seat-recliners , and tantrum-throwing kids, plus man-made emergencies like car crashes, train derailments, hijackings, and hostage situations, natural disasters like wildfires and tsunamis, and tech problems like navigating without GPS and what to do if your phone catches fire- the updated sections provide a comprehensive guide to dealing with our most pressing dilemmas.
— Budget Travel" This book gives a very dry, matter of fact description of steps you should take when, for example, you are attacked by an alligator. I was expecting some enjoyable, humorous reading. To the contrary the description of each survival situation was straight forward, boring, and very brief. "
— Joshua, 2/12/2014" One of those diverting reads to pass five minutes.... i.e. when you're in the smallest room in the house. Ahem. "
— Jak, 2/8/2014" Great because: you can make a fire w/o matches :) "
— Elision, 1/31/2014" I hope I NEVER need any of this advice. But I am glad I read it. "
— Angela, 1/29/2014" i really hope i never have to survive a poisonous snake attack or escape from a shark or alligator... but now i know how. "
— Jason, 1/28/2014" Cause you never know . . . "
— Amy, 1/26/2014" This is a great book to keep in your car and read selections out of it when your husband is singing odd songs that get on your nerves. :) "
— Monica, 1/12/2014" Laura and Nina gave me this book to prepare me for life outsdie the lofty tower! "
— Esmeralda, 1/12/2014" I got this book few years ago and still keeping it in my guest bathroom. I think its' fun to read it when you have plenty of time in your hands. "
— Ayse, 12/23/2013" This is a really great fun read. There are situations you could be in and some you may never be in. I really enjoyed reading it though. "
— Heav, 12/11/2013" I enjoyed this little book and I hope I never have to employ any of the new lessons I learned! "
— Ellen, 12/2/2013" Good book to read in the bathroom "
— Medusagoddess, 11/30/2013" I've never been stuck in a scenario I couldn't get out of so I guess the book is a life saver. Ha Ha. "
— Jay, 11/7/2013" not as good as the official army survival handbook, but has more humor. "
— Craroline, 10/21/2013" This book rules. I don't know if I would say it's useless information - some day, a giant octopus COULD attack me. Be prepared, you know. "
— Katie, 4/13/2013" Useless but at least i had fun and a good laugh reading it once. "
— Anke, 2/8/2013" Well obviously I have this. "
— Melissa, 9/23/2012" Again, probably won't use, but good to know anyway ;) "
— Hank, 8/27/2012" The title says it all. The authors consulted experts in a variety of fields and compiled a list of unlikely "worst-case scenarios" and how to survive them. The survival tips are clear and concise. The book also contains illustrations of the recommended survival techniques. "
— Dionisia, 8/5/2012" entertaining, a bit silly "
— Ben, 7/8/2012" I actually picked this up for the Spouse, a man who knows how to look for a worst-case scenario. "
— Kaethe, 12/31/2011" This not only useful -- if any of these scenarios ever happened to you! -- but fun and entertaining as well. It's sitting on our "breakfast" island counter-top and everyone flips through it while eating. "
— Wendy, 12/3/2011" Ça ne se lit pas comme un roman. Ce sont des chroniques pour se sortir des pires situations.<br/><br/>En suppléance, ce livre sauve des vies. Des élèves de 6e année savent maintenant comment vaincre un alligator. Tout ça leur a été lu en anglais et en français: à leur demande!! :) Formidable. "
— Véro, 5/10/2011" 1999 <br/>This is a small and concise book. Very interesting. <br/>There is a 2010 edition that sounds even better: <br/>Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook:Man Skills. "
— Mary, 4/10/2011" i swear, this thing makes you so paranoid, like something - worst-case scenario or not - is going to happen. TO YOU.<br/>on the bright side, very helpful. now, whenever you find yourself battling an alligator or jumping off of a bridge 50 feet in the air, you know what to do! "
— Susan, 2/24/2011" An excellent coverage of things to do when you need to survive. Best read aloud in a group of friends(take turns picking sections). "
— Breccan, 2/23/2011" I enjoyed this little book and I hope I never have to employ any of the new lessons I learned! "
— Ellen, 12/20/2010" Some great info in this book. "
— Stefanie, 10/23/2010" Great book talk for middle schoolers. They loved it! "
— Anne, 10/1/2010" I hope I NEVER need any of this advice. But I am glad I read it. "
— Angela, 8/8/2010" Great for husbands and sons. "
— Lisa, 8/7/2010" I was funny as hell. Great to read to guests when over, like a game - but without all the setup. "
— Michelle, 6/19/2010" For the paranoid in you. "
— Maggie, 4/7/2010" Some suggestions are good, but some are too unlikely to work. "
— Fed, 3/15/2010" Intended for entertainment, as a lot of it is too sketchy to be helpful. Nevertheless it's quite interesting. "
— Leela4, 2/17/2010Joshua Piven is coauthor, with David Borgenicht, of the bestselling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook and its sequels. More than five million copies of these books have been sold.
David Borgenicht is a writer, editor, publisher, and co-author of all the books in the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series. He is the president and publisher of Quirk Books. Borgenicht has appeared on hundreds of television and radio programs, including the Today show, 20/20, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, the Tyra Banks Show, and many others. A popular public speaker, he has given speeches at dozens of venues, including American Express, the Commonwealth Club, and the 92nd Street Y. He currently lives with his family in Philadelphia.
Robert Petkoff is an actor and audiobook narrator who has won a prestigious Audie Award and multiple AudioFile Earphones Awards and has been named an AudioFile Golden Voice. He has appeared on Chappelle’s Show, Law & Order, and Quantum Leap. His Broadway credits include Sir Robin in Spamalot, Perchik in Fiddler on the Roof, and Tateh in Ragtime.