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Read By: Lindy West Publisher: Hachette Books Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: November 2019 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781549141591

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

18

Longest Chapter Length:

31:01 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

11:24 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

21:31 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

3

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Publisher Description

In this wickedly funny cultural critique, the author of the critically acclaimed memoir and Hulu series Shrill exposes misogyny in the #MeToo era.

This is a witch hunt. We're witches, and we're hunting you.

From the moment powerful men started falling to the #MeToo movement, the lamentations began: this is feminism gone too far, this is injustice, this is a witch hunt. In The Witches Are Coming, firebrand author of the New York Times bestselling memoir and now critically acclaimed Hulu TV series Shrill, Lindy West, turns that refrain on its head. You think this is a witch hunt? Fine. You've got one.

In a laugh-out-loud, incisive cultural critique, West extolls the world-changing magic of truth, urging readers to reckon with dark lies in the heart of the American mythos, and unpacking the complicated, and sometimes tragic, politics of not being a white man in the twenty-first century. She tracks the misogyny and propaganda hidden (or not so hidden) in the media she and her peers devoured growing up, a buffet of distortions, delusions, prejudice, and outright bullsh*t that has allowed white male mediocrity to maintain a death grip on American culture and politics-and that delivered us to this precarious, disorienting moment in history.

West writes, "We were just a hair's breadth from electing America's first female president to succeed America's first black president. We weren't done, but we were doing it. And then, true to form—like the Balrog's whip catching Gandalf by his little gray bootie, like the husband in a Lifetime movie hissing, 'If I can't have you, no one can'—white American voters shoved an incompetent, racist con man into the White House."

We cannot understand how we got here‚—how the land of the free became Trump's America—without examining the chasm between who we are and who we think we are, without fact-checking the stories we tell ourselves about ourselves and each other. The truth can transform us; there is witchcraft in it. Lindy West turns on the light.

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"When I have a hard time making sense of and finding the words to describe the complexities of women's issues, I turn to Lindy West. There's something about her sharp, steady, and ferociously funny writing that re-centers and refocuses my mind on what's in front of me and why it matters. West has a gift for packaging the truth into easily digestible sentences. And her latest collection of essays, The Witches Are Coming is no different... The next time you're feeling lost or can't find the words to describe why you're angry about a particular topic, pick up The Witches Are Coming. Lindy will lead the way."

— Hello Giggles

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  • “Bracingly original, biting, and funny.”

    — Minneapolis Star Tribune
  • “With her signature wit, brio, and laser-like clarity of vision, one of our foremost thinkers on gender unveils her unifying theory of America…in this funny, hyper-literate analysis of the link between meme culture and male mediocrity.”

    — Esquire
  • “Author and narrator Lindy West is at her incendiary best in her latest collection of essays…West’s sharp and sometimes biting narration perfectly captures the dry humor of her own jokes. But there are also moments when her voice almost catches, revealing her deep compassion for the world. Her anger and exhaustion come through loud and clear, but so does her earnest hope for the work still to be done. This is a must listen…Winner of the AudioFile Earphones Award.”

    — AudioFile
  • "‘For a long time, a certain set of men have called women like me “witches” to silence and discredit us,’ West says. Her book explores misogyny, the #MeToo movement and growing up female in America.”

    — NPR
  • “A thoughtful and funny examination of rape culture in media. Some of the topics she tackles: Adam Sandler, Donald Trump, South Park, ‘reverse sexism, ' and classic movies like Sixteen Candles that make rape look like ‘silly fun.’"

    — Bustle
  • “This collection of essays takes a hammer to the societal, cultural and political scaffolding propping up the patriarchy and then makes you laugh as it comes crashing down.”

    — BookPage
  • “A biting and profoundly funny social and political critique of rape culture, toxic masculinity, and misogyny.”

    — Library Journal
  • One of our foremost thinkers on gender unveils her unifying theory of America: that our steady diet of pop culture created by and for embittered, entitled white men has stoked our sociopolitical moment. Adam Sandler, South Park, and Pepe the Frog all come under West's withering scrutiny in this funny, hyper-literate analysis of the link between meme culture and male mediocrity.

    — Esquire.com
  • A biting and profoundly funny social and political critique of rape culture, toxic masculinity, and misogyny.

    — Library Journal
  • Cultural critic (Lindy) West focuses her keen eye and sardonic sense of humor on, among other topics, misogyny in the Trumpian political landscape...

    — Publishers Weekly
  • Amazon, "Best Books of the Month in Nonfiction"E! News, "The Best New Books of November 2019!"Esquire, "Best Nonfiction Books of 2019

    — Library Journal, "Editors' Fall Picks for 2019"Bustle, "10 New #MeToo Movement Books To Read in Fall 2019"TIME, "Most anticipated books for Fall 2019"USA TODAY, "Best Books Coming Out in Fall 2019"Houston Chronicle, "Books... we can't wait to read this fall 2019"Bustle, "15 New Books Under 300 Pages That Will Help You Smash Your Reading Goal Before the End of the Year!"Book Riot, "50 Of The Best Books to Read This Fall" Bustle, "The 20 Best New Books of Fall 2019 According to Authors"St. Louis Dispatch, "20+ eye-opening books you'll want to read this fall"Book Riot, "5 Boss Lady Books of Nonfiction"Den of Geek, "Autumnal Book Guide: 15 Best Fall 2019 Reads"Esquire, "Most Anticipated Books of 2019"Book Riot, "Ready, Set, Hold: November 2019"Entertainment Weekly, "20 New Books to Read in November"TIME, "11 New Books You Should Read in November!" Yahoo!, "Best November book releases to add to your Christmas wish list"A.V. Club, "5 Books to Read in November." Refinery29, "Best Books of November 2019"Chicago-Sun Times, "Buzzworthy New Books"USA TODAY, "5 Books Not to Miss!"PASTE, "25 Best Memoirs of the 2010s"
  • MOMTASTIC, "Best Books to Pick Up This Holiday Season"Mashable, "Best Books by Women in 2019"BUST Magazine, "6 New Books Perfect for the Coldest Winter Months"

  • Shrill author Lindy West's latest essay collection is a thoughtful and funny examination of rape culture in media. Some of the topics she tackles: Adam Sandler, Donald Trump, South Park, 'reverse sexism,' and classic movies like Sixteen Candles that make rape look like 'silly fun.'—Bustle

  • Equal parts hilarious and sobering, West's words will help fellow witches articulate why they are so fired up (YES!).

    — Booklist
  • In this time of great frustration, this collection is a clearing in the woods to meet, to reflect, to dance, and to cackle around the fire.

    — Abbi Jacobson, creator of Broad City and New York Times bestselling author of I Might Regret This
  • Lindy continues to be one of the funniest, smartest writers around.

    — Jessica Valenti, New York Times bestselling author of Full Frontal Feminism and Sex Object
  • GET ME A BROOM.

    — -Samantha Irby, New York Times bestselling author of We're Never Meeting in Real Life
  • A cornucopia of shrewd cultural observations... [West's] sharp wit and no-nonsense sense of humor also shines through... [West] drives home the critical issues of our time while taking time to tickle our funny bones. Satirical, raw, and unapologetically real, West delivers the bittersweet truths on contemporary living.

    — Kirkus Reviews
  • A thoughtful and funny examination of rape culture in media.

    — Bustle
  • With her signature wit, brio, and laser-like clarity of vision, one of our foremost thinkers on gender unveils her unifying theory of America: that our steady diet of pop culture created by and for embittered, entitled white men has stoked our sociopolitical moment. Adam Sandler, South Park, and Pepe the Frog all come under West's withering scrutiny in this funny, hyper-literate analysis of the link between meme culture and male mediocrity.

    — Esquire
  • The book made me simultaneously laugh out loud and want to pull my hair out. West's snappy writing is funny but full of anger, and I felt myself instantly sucked in.

    — Steph Coelho, Book Riot
  • Lindy West brought us to tears (through laughing, mostly) with Shrill: Notes From A Loud Woman, a razor-sharp memoir about toxic misogyny and fat shaming that went on to inspire the fantastic Hulu series. West is back and funny as ever in her forthcoming non-fiction book, The Witches Are Coming, a cultural critique of American culture, the #MeToo movement and what it means to not be a mediocre white man - in a society that so often protects and promotes him.

    — NBC News
  • "The Witches Are Coming is Lindy West's follow-up to her wonderful, best-selling book Shrill. She's back with more of her incisive cultural critiques, writing essays on feminism and the misogyny that is (still) embedded in every part of our culture. She brings humor, wit, and much-needed clarity to the gender dynamics at play in media and culture.

    — Book Riot
  • [This book] highlights one of West's greatest gifts, beyond her voice and humor--her ability to shine clarifying light on the dark, knotted bits of culture without divesting herself of that culture completely.

    — Seattle Met
  • From Facebook to Goop, cancel culture to climate change, the essays here add West's discerning and quick-witted voice to the conversation about what social and environmental justice looks like, and what it can look like in the future. So if you need a little magic in your Halloween reading, pick this one up.

    — LitHub
  • West's unique perspectives on racism, sexism, climate change, and more are so necessary, and this collection is a call to action that can't be ignored.

    — BookRiot
  • A fiery book from an admirable author.

    — Morgan Jerkins, New York Times Book Review
  • Only Lindy West, one of our foremost thinkers on gender, could capture the agony and the ecstasy of 21st century life in one slim volume... In these 17 stellar essays, West crafts a blistering indictment of the systems that oppress us--the government that denies our rights, the media that denies our stories, the society that denies our dignity. Yet even so, West's work is always threaded through with hope--an unshakable belief that we can and will triumph over the forces that seek to break us. Coupled with her laser-focused cultural criticism, what emerges is a portrait of hope amid the uncertainty.

    — Esquire
  • The Witches are Coming is simultaneously whip smart, infuriating, a call to action and, of course, laugh-out-loud funny.

    — Huffington Post
  • As a girl, Lindy West obsessed about pop culture. As a critic and columnist, she analyzed it. Now she's creating it... In her wise, witty new collection of essays, The Witches Are Coming...West blasts the misogyny lurking in the media we love.

    — Star Tribune
  • Searingly smart... [with an] overarching tone of swashbuckling courage: West knows what she wants to say, and she really doesn't care what you think... a stirring manifesto for honesty... and an exhortation to give a damn.

    — LA Times
  • [A] hilarious, astute essay collection chock full of her signature wit and personal anecdotes.

    — BUST Magazine

Awards

  • A Bookpage Most Anticipated Book for Nonfiction
  • A Literary Hub Pick for Fall
  • A USA Today Pick for Books for the Fall Reading Guide
  • A Library Journal Editor’s Pick for Fall
  • An Esquire Pick of the Best Books of 2019
  • A Time Magazine Pick of Most Anticipated Books of 2019
  • A November 2019 LibraryReads Pick
  • An Entertainment Weekly Pick for Best Books of the Month
  • A Bustle Pick of Best Books of the Month
  • A BookRiot Pick of Best Books We Read This Season
  • A Millions.com Pick of the Month
  • Winner of an AudioFile Earphones Award
  • A Paste Magazine Pick of Best Nonfiction Books of 2019
  • A BuzzFeed Books Pick of Audiobooks Better Than the Print Version

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    — Deborah, 12/8/2019

About Lindy West

Lindy West is a Seattle-based writer, editor, and performer whose work focuses on pop culture, social justice, humor, and body image. She is a culture writer for GQ magazine and GQ.com and a weekly columnist at the Guardian, as well as the founder and editor of I Believe You / It’s Not Your Fault.