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Red, White, and Blood Audiobook, by Christopher Farnsworth Play Audiobook Sample

Red, White, and Blood Audiobook

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Read By: Bronson Pinchot Publisher: Penguin Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.63 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: April 2012 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781101567159

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

52

Longest Chapter Length:

72:58 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:58 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

12:59 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

6

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Publisher Description

 The Presidential Campaign Trail, 2012: 

A political operative and a volunteer are brutally murdered while caught in a compromising position. Written in their blood on the wall of the crime scene: IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK.

And with that, a centuries-old horror known only as the Boogeyman returns to taunt Nathaniel Cade, the President’s Vampire. Against the backdrop of the 2012 presidential race, with the threat of constant exposure by the media, Cade and Zach must stop the one monster Cade has never been able to defeat completely. And they must do it before the Boogeyman adds another victim to his long and bloody list: the President of the United States himself.

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"Got this as a stocking stuffer for Xmas. Didn't know what to expect, but it was a good read. Moved along at a good pace and was different from what I usually read. There was enough shooting and gore and a good mix of story and character. Zipped through it."

— Doug (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “Christopher Farnsworth’s premise—that the presidents of the US have, starting with Andrew Johnson, had a vampire at their beck and call—is simply fun. And in Farnsworth’s strongest book yet in the Nathaniel Cade series, Cade encounters an old enemy he’s killed over and over in various guises…none other than the Boogeyman. The ingenious part of the book (using various notorious serial killers and their quotes to confirm the existence of such a creature) is—well, I’m envious. Cade continues to be one of modern literature’s most frightening vampires, and this is an excellent read.”

    — Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author
  • “[A] high-octane…supernatural thriller…Farnsworth keeps the twists and explosive violence coming, keeping readers in suspense until the very last page.”

    — Publishers Weekly

Awards

  • Winner of the 2013 Audie Award for Thriller/Suspense

Red, White, and Blood Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 (4.00)
5 Stars: 8
4 Stars: 6
3 Stars: 4
2 Stars: 2
1 Stars: 0
Narration: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 (5.00)
5 Stars: 1
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3 Stars: 0
2 Stars: 0
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Story: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 (5.00)
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    — William Stockwell, 9/10/2018
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " So I have 11 library books checked out--all with a deadline. And I have this book (on Kindle) with no deadline. Guess which I chose. "

    — Mike, 2/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is the third in the series and I must say really depressing. Who would want Zach or Cade's lives? I will use James Bond and an example, he's a spy always undercover, but he always gets the girl, has lots of money and drives fast cars. Now you have Zach who only gets pity sex, drives crappy cars and really kind of a loser because the only friend in his life would really rather eat him then talk to him. Cade's life or death is just as depressing since his true nature as a vampire is to murder indiscriminately and he's being reined in by a blood oath that tests his boundaries all the time. Then of course the blood oath that holds Cade is between he and the president and really would you want that much power in one persons hands because unlike nuclear weapons or declaring war the president doesn't need anyone's permission to use Cade. Farnsworth is keeping the reader guessing with this one since the ending was such a surprise and don't mean in a good way. "

    — Debbie, 2/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Once again Christopher Farnsworth delivers successfuly... To say Nathaniel Cade series is an amazingly enjoyable, would be an understatement. The book leaves you wanting more, especially the surprise twist in the tale, and yes, it really was a twist. "

    — Rii, 1/26/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Leaves Cade in a bit of a pickle... "

    — Richard, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Pretty good! Becomes better by the book , unbelievable. Looking forward to the next installment eagerly! "

    — Rahul, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Once AGAIN, Farnsworth has hit it out of the PARK! I loved it. Only put it down for workout showers and ...well...work. If there's a movie version of the series coming, I am THERE! "

    — Robert, 1/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Plenty of action, good dialog, and a great villan. This is a very good series. "

    — Jason, 1/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Best of the President's Vampire series yet. "

    — B, 1/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Another really good book starring Nathaniel Cade. This one even darker than #2. You may start checking under your bed at night... "

    — Mscout, 1/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Best yet in the series! "

    — Jennifer, 12/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Good as the others. Look forward to more. "

    — Wharkins, 12/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " What stupid ending, calling for an equally stupid follow up book. "

    — David, 7/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Very light - but very funny book. I actually listened to the book - narrator - Bronson Pinchot - i truly believe made it so fun - he's a fabulous narrator! "

    — Connie, 7/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Third book in the series. Bloody fantastic. Fast paced action, mixed with horror. vampires the way their suppose to be. Cannot wait for the 4th book. "

    — Phil, 4/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Almost as great as the first book in the series with action and humor. The cliffhanger ending makes you eager for the next book. "

    — Ivy, 3/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I could not put it down. the third book in the series and all of them as good as the previous one. it mentions some things that happened in the second book that I could not remember but it is still a great book. "

    — Armando, 12/12/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I did not enjoy this book as much as I did the two previous novels. I'm not sure why. Perhaps the premise is wearing thin. I also felt that there was less from Cade's perspective. "

    — Dave, 10/28/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Not my favorite of the series, but fun to read about Cade again. "

    — Amy, 10/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Can't wait for more sequels! "

    — Raquel, 8/10/2012

About Christopher Farnsworth

Christopher Farnsworth is a screenwriter and has now written the first three novels in the President’s Vampire series. He has worked as a staff writer, columnist, and investigative reporter, and his work has appeared in the New York Post, New Republic, and Washington Monthly. He has sold his first script, The Academy, to the MGM studio.

About Bronson Pinchot

Bronson Pinchot, Audible’s Narrator of the Year for 2010, has won Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Awards, AudioFile Earphones Awards, Audible’s Book of the Year Award, and Audie Awards for several audiobooks, including Matterhorn, Wise Blood, Occupied City, and The Learners. A magna cum laude graduate of Yale, he is an Emmy- and People’s Choice-nominated veteran of movies, television, and Broadway and West End shows. His performance of Malvolio in Twelfth Night was named the highlight of the entire two-year Kennedy Center Shakespeare Festival by the Washington Post. He attended the acting programs at Shakespeare & Company and Circle-in-the-Square, logged in well over 200 episodes of television, starred or costarred in a bouquet of films, plays, musicals, and Shakespeare on Broadway and in London, and developed a passion for Greek revival architecture.