Tired of memoirs that only tell you
what really happened?
Sick of deeply personal accounts written in the first person?
Seeking an exciting, interactive read that puts the “u” back in
“aUtobiography”? Then look no further than Neil
Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography! In
this revolutionary, Joycean experiment in light celebrity narrative,
actor/personality/carbon-based life-form Neil Patrick Harris lets you, the
reader, live his life. You will be born in New Mexico. You will get your big
break at an acting camp. You will get into a bizarre confrontation outside a
nightclub with actor Scott Caan. Even better, at each critical juncture of your
life, you will choose how to proceed. You will decide whether to try out for Doogie Howser, MD. You will decide whether to spend years struggling with your
sexuality. You will decide what kind of caviar you want to eat on board Elton
Choose correctly and you’ll find fame, fortune, and true
love. Choose incorrectly and you’ll find misery, heartbreak, and a guest stint
on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. All this, plus magic tricks, cocktail recipes, embarrassing
pictures from your time as a child actor, and even a closing song. Yes, if you
buy one book this year, congratulations on being above the American average,
but make that book Neil Patrick
Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography! Download and start listening now!