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It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken (Abridged): The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy Audiobook
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There’s no doubt about it—breakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there’s one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can’t and shouldn’t be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It’s over for a reason, and deep down inside you probably know what that reason is. It’s called a breakup because it’s broken, and starting today, you’re not the kind of woman who settles for broken, or hangs on to damaged goods, be it a radio, a pair of shoes, or a relationship. It’s time to get rid of all the broken stuff you’ve been lugging around for days, months, and maybe even years, and make the bold decision to start looking for stuff that works! Because the longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to experience a great one. So open up this book, and let’s dive in—our goal is to help you turn your breakup into the event that changes your life for the better in ways you never dreamed possible. It’s not an end, it’s a beginning! After all . . . you are a Superfox. It’s past two in the morning. You’re on your third glass of wine. You’re wearing his sweater because it still smells like him (and quite frankly, he never really smelled that great, but we’ll give it to you). Stamp out that dumb French cigarette and put down that phone. No really, don’t make that call. Why? Because you’re not that girl, looking for another chance with someone who has proven himself unworthy of your greatness. You’re not that girl, sitting alone with a box of tissues when a world full of possibilities waits outside her door. Starting right here, right now, it’s time to dry your tears, put down that pint of ice cream, log out of his email, and open this book to chapter one--and start turning your breakup into a break-over. The co-author of the smash two-million copy bestseller He’s Just Not That Into You, Greg Behrendt knows that the one thing harder than realizing he’s not that into you is finding the courage to walk away from the relationship. But Greg and his co-author and wife, Amiira, also know that there’s a flip side to every breakup: As dark as everything seems right now, this could be the single best thing that’s ever happened to you. It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken is the ultimate survival guide to getting over Mr. Wrong and reclaiming your inner Superfox. From how to put yourself through “he-tox,” to how to throw yourself a kick-ass pity party, Greg and Amiira share their hilarious and helpful roadmap for getting past the heartache and back into the game. They give advice on: •Why you shouldn’t call him—and what he’s thinking when you do •How to keep your friends and not lose your job •How to avoid breakup pitfalls: IMing, stalking, having sex with your ex •Reframing reality—seeing the relationship for what it was •How to transform yourself into a hot, happening Superfox and get a jump on the better, brighter future that awaits It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken gives you everything you need to get over him and make the right decisions along the way. Complete with an essential workbook to help you put the crazy down on paper and not take it out into the world, this is a straight-talking, spot-on, must-have manual for finding your way back to an even more rocking you.
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"This book is wonderful. Not your typical self-help kind of book but it certainly does the trick. Break ups are hard and particularly during young adulthood they seem the hardest. This is a guide to getting over your ex and not only getting over him but making your life better after him. The advice is practical and easy to follow, the author uses real life examples to prove the obvious points. Once it is over it is really over and that is that."
— Lisa (5 out of 5 stars)
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" This book is full of stuff that you already know... but it's really nice to read it at times of weakness. "
— Jill, 1/28/2014 -
" Excellent book to read after the end of a relationship...gives you a great pick me up!! "
— Shawna, 1/27/2014 -
" this was super funny and the workbook activities are great! "
— Maya, 1/23/2014 -
" This one was give to me by my friend Laura. Girls, it helps if you ever had your heart broken. It's very funny. It gives you advice like not to make that 3 am drunk phone call to your ex. A suggested read for the broken hearted. "
— Jen, 1/19/2014 -
" Really good and super funny! Also had some great points. Excellent book. "
— Krista, 1/18/2014 -
" it was all pretty common sense, but still very helpful to know that other people have felt this way and gotten over it. Also makes you feel a lot less crazy, since the 'psycho confessional' portion of the book makes me look like a saint. "
— Meghan, 1/11/2014 -
" Good to read if you're going to read He's Just Not That Into You, too. Funny, easy to read, not terribly memorable, though. "
— Noelwellin, 1/5/2014 -
" Good book helped me a lot at the time ;pretty realistic with a good sense of humor "
— Carla, 1/3/2014 -
" If you are going through a breakup, you MUST read this book! This book throws into sharp relief how silly endings can become, and how to cope. Extremely funny :) "
— Ashley, 1/1/2014 -
" I really enjoyed reading this book. It was quite helpful and the little "homework assignments" were interesting. I recommend this book if you are going through a breakup or give it to a friend who is. "
— Cynthia, 12/10/2013
About the Authors
Greg Behrendt and his acclaimed stand-up comedy has been seen in several HBO and Comedy Central specials as well as countless television appearances. He’s the bestselling coauthor of He’s Just Not That Into You, later adapted to film, and a former screenwriting consultant for Sex and the City. Behrendt lives in Los Angeles with his wife and children.