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It's Called A Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy Audiobook

Its Called A Breakup Because Its Broken: The Smart Girls Break-Up Buddy Audiobook, by Greg Behrendt Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Various , various narrators Publisher: Random House Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: September 2005 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781415928547

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

24

Longest Chapter Length:

34:45 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:49 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

15:36 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

4

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Publisher Description

It's past two in the morning. You're on your third glass of wine. You're wearing his sweater because it still smells like him (and quite frankly, he never really smelled that great, but we'll give it to you). Stamp out that dumb French cigarette and put down that phone. No, really, don't make that call. Why? Because you're not that girl, looking for another chance with someone who has proven himself unworthy of your greatness, or sitting alone with a box of tissues while a world full of possibilities waits outside your door. Starting right here, right now, it's time to dry your tears, put down that pint of ice cream, log out of his e-mail, pop in this CD, and start turning your breakup into a break-over. IT'S CALLED A BREAKUP BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN is the ultimate survival guide to getting over Mr. Wrong and reclaiming your inner Superfox. From how to put yourself through "he-tox" to how to avoid Revisionist Romance Disorder, Greg and Amiira share their hilarious and helpful roadmap for getting past the heartache and back into the game. The longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to experience a great one. IT'S CALLED A BREAKUP BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN is a straight-talking, spot-on, must-have manual for finding your way back to an even more rocking you.

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"This book was recommended by my therapist when I was going through a painful breakup. There are things in it that are harsh, but they were all things I needed to hear. I HATE this book...but it helps, it really does. I never thought I'd have to pull it off the shelf again, but here I am, back amongst its pages. And it's helping. Again. If you've been crushed by the end of a relationship, READ THIS BOOK!"

— Jane (5 out of 5 stars)

It's Called A Breakup Because It's Broken Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 4.05 out of 54.05 out of 54.05 out of 54.05 out of 54.05 out of 5 (4.05)
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Narration: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 (2.00)
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Story: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 (4.00)
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  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Story Rating: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    — Lu Enbabia, 1/6/2020
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I LOVED this book! It's soooo funny! Oh and very true! "

    — Kim, 2/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Best breakup book ever! Especially if accompanied with John Mayer's 'Continuum'. "

    — Heather, 2/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Was curious and it was very lame and annoying! "

    — Rachel, 2/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Great book...funny and to the point. A must read for a broken heart. "

    — Alysia, 2/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book made me laugh a lot and I actually think it made sense. Very quotable. "

    — Maya, 1/31/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Not quite as fabulous as Greg's "He's Just Not That Into You" but still full of some nuggets of wisdom. "

    — Janet, 1/9/2014
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    " Another classic Greg book. Even though I haven't broken up with too many people in the past 26 years, I'll still pick it up again and re-read it. Great stuff. "

    — Kate, 1/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Not rocket science but entertaining. I liked the emphasis on self-care rather than fulfledged craziness. "

    — Justine, 1/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It was ok. I learned to just let shit go. "

    — Jaba, 12/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Yes, I know, it's a silly self-help book, but honestly it was a fun, quick, easy read. Many of my girlfriends who have gone through recent break-ups found it helpful for moving on and not falling into the relapse trap of relationships-gone-bad. "

    — Lilya, 12/13/2013

About the Authors

Greg Behrendt and his acclaimed stand-up comedy has been seen in several HBO and Comedy Central specials as well as countless television appearances. He’s the bestselling coauthor of He’s Just Not That Into You, later adapted to film, and a former screenwriting consultant for Sex and the City. Behrendt lives in Los Angeles with his wife and children. 

About Various

Téa Obreht was born in Belgrade in the former Yugoslavia in 1985 and has lived in the United States since the age of twelve. Her writing has been published in the New Yorker, the Atlantic, Harper’s, and the Guardian, and has been anthologized in The Best American Short Stories and The Best American Nonrequired Reading. She has been named by the New Yorker as one of the twenty best American fiction writers under forty. She lives in New York.