How To Marry a Millionaire Vampire Audiobook, by Kerrelyn Sparks Play Audiobook Sample

How To Marry a Millionaire Vampire Audiobook

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Read By: Suzanne Cypress Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Love at Stake Series Release Date: March 2011 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780062097477

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

29

Longest Chapter Length:

35:53 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

11 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

23:57 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

24

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Publisher Description

So what if he's a bit older and usually regards a human female as dinner, not a dinner date? Yes, Roman Draganesti is a vampire, but a vampire who lost one of his fangs sinking his teeth into something he shouldn't have. Now he has one night to find a dentist before his natural healing abilities close the wound, leaving him a lop–sided eater for all eternity.

Things aren't going well for Shanna Whelan either...After witnessing a gruesome murder by the Russian mafia, she's next on their hit list. And her career as a dentist appears to be on a downward spiral because she's afraid of blood. When Roman rescues her from an assassination attempt, she wonders if she's found the one man who can keep her alive. Though the attraction between them is immediate and hot, can Shanna conquer her fear of blood to fix Roman's fang? And if she does, what will prevent Roman from using his fangs on her...

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"I must admit, because of the title I thought it would be a cheesy book, but was I pleasantly surprised. I love a book that can make me laugh and cry and keep me on the edge of my seat. I'm looking forward to the rest of the series. "

— Kimberly (4 out of 5 stars)

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  • “Plenty of action and a fair amount of humor make this story a fast-moving and enjoyable read...The author skillfully blends many layers in this story.” 

    — RT Book Reviews

How To Marry a Millionaire Vampire Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.5 out of 53.5 out of 53.5 out of 53.5 out of 53.5 out of 5 (3.50)
5 Stars: 8
4 Stars: 6
3 Stars: 11
2 Stars: 3
1 Stars: 2
Narration: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 (5.00)
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Story: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 (4.00)
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    — Brigitte Radel-Willenbrock, 1/7/2017
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " One of the best books I have ever read. "

    — MiMi, 2/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Free fluff from B&N for my Nook. This is a summer/beach type read, amusing, but without a need to concentrate too much "

    — Sarah, 2/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Completely silly. Badly written, very juvenile. I listed it as a humor book but I doubt the author intended that categorization. I kept wondering what her editor had actually done, because I know very little about editing but I would never have allowed a book to be published that was that repetitive and silly. The love interest, Roman, swears, "G-d's Blood!" on almost every page; a "G-d's Blood" drinking game would have given me a horrible hangover, I assure you. I'm all for a catch phrase and establishing an identity for a character, but it really was ridiculous. The repetitiveness of that curse, his saying that he was a demon undeserving of love, and other silliness really pushed the limit on my tolerance. What redeemed it was the cute characters and nice, if formulaic, story. Typical paranormal romance where she's somehow his one true love in 500 years. It was the type of book I was in the mood for, so I give it 3 stars for fitting my mood, but better editing would really have been in the author's favor. If you like paranormal romance, such as Lynsay Sands' books, you will probably like this, although it's nowhere near as well done as Ms. Sands novels. "

    — Cathy, 2/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " 2.5 stars. There were some humorous parts, but some very cheesy parts as well. The writer grossly overused the phrase "God's Blood" which meant more or less "for crying out loud". The editor should have caught that. It bordered on the ridiculous, especially in chapter two. "

    — Veronica, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Another freebie Kindle book. Actually kinda of funny with over-the-top characters. "

    — Casey, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Great book and series. Humor with a good storyline. Love the characters "

    — Dawn, 1/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Excellent......!!!!! :) "

    — Greeneyes, 1/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Brainless, but fun. "

    — Natalie, 1/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " this book is something to be admired!!! i love how kerrelyn made this world! It all started with roman losing his tooth to a sex doll!!! vampire yummy! "

    — Ashley, 1/2/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was a cute read. It kind of reminded me of your basic Harlequin romance, with a tad bit more suspense to it. It's not my favorite series, but it's cute. I'll probably continue with the series and see where the author takes it. "

    — Amy, 12/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " this is a reread but since I forgot to add this and I kinda wanted to reread it I was all eh might as well- not bad I laughed a lot Shanna is so silly I love her "

    — Jean, 12/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " It reminded me of a Stephanie Plum novel, but with vampires instead of bounty hunters. "

    — JenniferC, 12/3/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was my first Sparks book, loved it! "

    — Lori, 8/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A fun Vampire read! The scene with the new sex toy for Vampires was giggle worthy! "

    — Keri, 7/2/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Not terribly impressed so far at page 86. I like to give a book 100 pages to redeem itself, though. "

    — Kelly, 5/15/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " DON'T JUDGE ME! "

    — Karen, 4/18/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Nice book. Not extraordinary, but for a crossover Harlequin/Vampire, it's good enough. The humour certainly helped keep it interesting. "

    — Anyssia, 4/5/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Upon a second pass through this book, I'd downgrade it to 3 stars. I liked it enough when I read it. But listening to the audio book wasn't quite as enjoyable an experience. I still like the story and this universe. But hearing the story this second time wasn't as good as reading it the first time. "

    — Nicky, 4/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Funny. Kerrelyn Sparks has a winner with this one. "

    — Imari, 3/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This was okay.. Too much of a romance book for me. If that was toned down I would have liked it beter. "

    — Julie4, 8/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Very funny! I loved the sense of humor that wove through the entire story. "

    — Terri, 5/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Funny and written in an easy going way. A book not only for those who are interested in vampire books. "

    — Serena, 5/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Really more like 2.5 for ths one. "

    — Sunscented, 5/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Freebie, and it was pretty awful. "

    — Danielle, 5/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " purfect book....and fantastic start of the great series of vamps...:) "

    — Nahal, 5/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " this book has potential. i like the idea of a vampire trying to make the world a better place. made me lol, but somethings are just annoying. "

    — Mary, 5/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was a fun and lighthearted book that made me laugh. Not sure if I want to read the entire series, but it was fun to read this one. "

    — Kim, 5/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Not my normal type of book but it was fun and easy to read. "

    — Bree, 5/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This was cute! While the constant overthinking done by the heroine, Shanna, was irritating, it did fit the plot and it didn't take her too long to come to her senses. I'd consider reading more books in this series. "

    — Alyssa, 5/4/2011

About Kerrelyn Sparks

Kerrelyn Sparks, a former tap dancer and high school French teacher, has always searched for creative ways to express herself. A prolific reader since childhood, she discovered that writing her own stories provided the ideal way to combine her loves of comedy, language, and history. And what a relief that the voices in her head have led to a paycheck instead of a padded room. Now a New York Times bestselling author, Sparks lives with her husband in the Greater Houston area.

About Suzanne Cypress

Suzanne Cypress is an audiobook narrator whose readings include I Am Number Four by Pittacus Lore and Double Take by Catherine Coulter.