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3.00010705128205 out of 53.00010705128205 out of 53.00010705128205 out of 53.00010705128205 out of 53.00010705128205 out of 5 3.00 (15,600 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Kerrelyn Sparks Narrator: Suzanne Cypress Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Love at Stake Series Release Date: March 2011 ISBN: 9780062097477
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So what if he's a bit older and usually regards a human female as dinner, not a dinner date? Yes, Roman Draganesti is a vampire, but a vampire who lost one of his fangs sinking his teeth into something he shouldn't have. Now he has one night to find a dentist before his natural healing abilities close the wound, leaving him a lop–sided eater for all eternity.

Things aren't going well for Shanna Whelan either...After witnessing a gruesome murder by the Russian mafia, she's next on their hit list. And her career as a dentist appears to be on a downward spiral because she's afraid of blood. When Roman rescues her from an assassination attempt, she wonders if she's found the one man who can keep her alive. Though the attraction between them is immediate and hot, can Shanna conquer her fear of blood to fix Roman's fang? And if she does, what will prevent Roman from using his fangs on her...

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  • “Plenty of action and a fair amount of humor make this story a fast-moving and enjoyable read...The author skillfully blends many layers in this story.” 

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 MiMi | 2/19/2014

    " One of the best books I have ever read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Sarah | 2/7/2014

    " Free fluff from B&N for my Nook. This is a summer/beach type read, amusing, but without a need to concentrate too much "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Cathy | 2/6/2014

    " Completely silly. Badly written, very juvenile. I listed it as a humor book but I doubt the author intended that categorization. I kept wondering what her editor had actually done, because I know very little about editing but I would never have allowed a book to be published that was that repetitive and silly. The love interest, Roman, swears, "G-d's Blood!" on almost every page; a "G-d's Blood" drinking game would have given me a horrible hangover, I assure you. I'm all for a catch phrase and establishing an identity for a character, but it really was ridiculous. The repetitiveness of that curse, his saying that he was a demon undeserving of love, and other silliness really pushed the limit on my tolerance. What redeemed it was the cute characters and nice, if formulaic, story. Typical paranormal romance where she's somehow his one true love in 500 years. It was the type of book I was in the mood for, so I give it 3 stars for fitting my mood, but better editing would really have been in the author's favor. If you like paranormal romance, such as Lynsay Sands' books, you will probably like this, although it's nowhere near as well done as Ms. Sands novels. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Veronica | 1/24/2014

    " 2.5 stars. There were some humorous parts, but some very cheesy parts as well. The writer grossly overused the phrase "God's Blood" which meant more or less "for crying out loud". The editor should have caught that. It bordered on the ridiculous, especially in chapter two. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Casey | 1/15/2014

    " Another freebie Kindle book. Actually kinda of funny with over-the-top characters. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Dawn Handley | 1/14/2014

    " Great book and series. Humor with a good storyline. Love the characters "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Greeneyes Belle28 | 1/12/2014

    " Excellent......!!!!! :) "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Natalie | 1/4/2014

    " Brainless, but fun. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Ashley | 1/2/2014

    " this book is something to be admired!!! i love how kerrelyn made this world! It all started with roman losing his tooth to a sex doll!!! vampire yummy! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Amy | 12/12/2013

    " This was a cute read. It kind of reminded me of your basic Harlequin romance, with a tad bit more suspense to it. It's not my favorite series, but it's cute. I'll probably continue with the series and see where the author takes it. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jean | 12/11/2013

    " this is a reread but since I forgot to add this and I kinda wanted to reread it I was all eh might as well- not bad I laughed a lot Shanna is so silly I love her "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 JenniferC | 12/3/2013

    " It reminded me of a Stephanie Plum novel, but with vampires instead of bounty hunters. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lori | 8/27/2013

    " This was my first Sparks book, loved it! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Keri | 7/2/2012

    " A fun Vampire read! The scene with the new sex toy for Vampires was giggle worthy! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Kelly | 5/15/2012

    " Not terribly impressed so far at page 86. I like to give a book 100 pages to redeem itself, though. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Karen Bates | 4/18/2012

    " DON'T JUDGE ME! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Anyssia | 4/5/2012

    " Nice book. Not extraordinary, but for a crossover Harlequin/Vampire, it's good enough. The humour certainly helped keep it interesting. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Nicky | 4/4/2012

    " Upon a second pass through this book, I'd downgrade it to 3 stars. I liked it enough when I read it. But listening to the audio book wasn't quite as enjoyable an experience. I still like the story and this universe. But hearing the story this second time wasn't as good as reading it the first time. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Imari Jade | 3/16/2012

    " Funny. Kerrelyn Sparks has a winner with this one. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Julie4 | 8/24/2011

    " This was okay.. Too much of a romance book for me. If that was toned down I would have liked it beter. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Kimberly | 5/22/2011

    " I must admit, because of the title I thought it would be a cheesy book, but was I pleasantly surprised. I love a book that can make me laugh and cry and keep me on the edge of my seat. I'm looking forward to the rest of the series. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Terri | 5/19/2011

    " Very funny! I loved the sense of humor that wove through the entire story. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Serena | 5/17/2011

    " Funny and written in an easy going way. A book not only for those who are interested in vampire books. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Sunscented | 5/16/2011

    " Really more like 2.5 for ths one. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Danielle | 5/13/2011

    " Freebie, and it was pretty awful. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Mary | 5/13/2011

    " this book has potential. i like the idea of a vampire trying to make the world a better place. made me lol, but somethings are just annoying. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Nahal | 5/13/2011

    " purfect book....and fantastic start of the great series of vamps...:)
    "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Bree | 5/5/2011

    " Not my normal type of book but it was fun and easy to read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Kim | 5/5/2011

    " This was a fun and lighthearted book that made me laugh. Not sure if I want to read the entire series, but it was fun to read this one. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Alyssa | 5/4/2011

    " This was cute! While the constant overthinking done by the heroine, Shanna, was irritating, it did fit the plot and it didn't take her too long to come to her senses. I'd consider reading more books in this series. "

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About the Author
Author Kerrelyn Sparks

Kerrelyn Sparks, a former tap dancer and high school French teacher, has always searched for creative ways to express herself. A prolific reader since childhood, she discovered that writing her own stories provided the ideal way to combine her loves of comedy, language, and history. And what a relief that the voices in her head have led to a paycheck instead of a padded room. Now a New York Times bestselling author, Sparks lives with her husband in the Greater Houston area.

About the Narrator

Suzanne Cypress is an audiobook narrator whose readings include I Am Number Four by Pittacus Lore and Double Take by Catherine Coulter.