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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (25,704 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Jen Lancaster Narrator: Jamie Heinlein Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Jen Lancaster was living the sweet life—until real life kicked her to the curb. She had the perfect man, the perfect job—hell, she had the perfect life—and there was no reason to think it wouldn’t last. Or maybe there was, but Jen Lancaster was too busy being manicured, pedicured, highlighted, and generally adored to notice.

This is the smart-mouthed, soul-searching story of a woman trying to figure out what happens next when she’s gone from six figures to unemployment checks and she stops to reconsider some of the less-than-rosy attitudes and values she thought she’d never have to answer for when times were good. Filled with caustic wit and unusual insight, it’s a rollicking listen as speedy and unpredictable as the trajectory of a burst balloon.

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Lauren Coon | 2/19/2014

    " Laughed my fool head off! I read all of her books now and have liked them all. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Kathleen | 2/9/2014

    " Jen Lancaster is downright hilarious. Her take on life, friends, polo shirts...is just too funny! She says things that we all think, but are to chicken to say out loud! I love all her books! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Jill Fricker rodriguez | 2/3/2014

    " I really enjoyed this book. I def laughed out loud more than a few times reading this book. I know what it is like to have to survive on barely nothing in order to get by. I could relate to when she and her husband both got laid because when my husband got laid off we had only one income to get by on and it was depressing dealing with bill collectors who think you should give up eating in order to pay them. Alot of things she talks about dealing with really hit home for me. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Jami Brown griffiths | 2/1/2014

    " As a dot com victims I could relate to what she set through. All of the anxiety and fear, while trying to keep a hold onto your persona (as unpleasant as it may be!) "

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