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Bad Monkey Audiobook

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Read By: Arte Johnson Publisher: Random House Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: June 2013 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780739385159

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

122

Longest Chapter Length:

08:52 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

10 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

05:37 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

34

Other Audiobooks Written by Carl Hiaasen: > View All...

Publisher Description

Andrew Yancy—late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office—has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first—this being Hiaasen country—Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters, including his just-ex lover, a hot-blooded fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow of the frozen arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators; the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors are blinded unto death by her peculiar charms; Yancy’s new true love, a kinky coroner; and the eponymous bad monkey, who with hilarious aplomb earns his place among Carl Hiaasen’s greatest characters.

Here is Hiaasen doing what he does better than anyone else: spinning a tale at once fiercely pointed and wickedly funny in which the greedy, the corrupt, and the degraders of what’s left of pristine Florida—now, of the Bahamas as well—get their comeuppance in mordantly ingenious, diabolically entertaining fashion.



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"Sex on autopsy table, cat kidnapping, beehive terror- every minute of this audio book sparkles with Carl Hiaasen's fertile imagination, topped by Arte Johnson's top notch voice acting. "

— Vilas (5 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • [A] comedic marvel . . . [Hiaasen] hasn’t written a novel this funny since Skinny Dip. . . . Beautifully constructed.

    — Janet Maslin, The New York Times
  • [A] deliciously zany romp. Buckle up for the ride.

    — People
  • Bad Monkey boils over with corruption and comeuppance. And yes, there’s a monkey.

    — O, The Oprah Magazine
  • [A] rollicking misadventure in the colorful annals of greed and corruption in South Florida. . . . Hiaasen has a peculiar genius for inventing grotesque creatures . . . that spring from the darkest impulses of the id. But he also writes great heroes.

    — Marilyn Stasio, The New York Times
  • This ‘Triple-F

    — fierce, funny, and Floridian . . . enfolds corruption, greed, mayhem, and very funny social satire in the way that only Hiaasen does it.
  • [Hiaasen is] one of America’s premier humorists.

    — Rege Behe, Pittsburgh Tribune-Review
  • No one writes about Florida with a more wicked sense of humor than Hiaasen.

    — Jocelyn McClurg, USA Today
  • The gold standard for South Florida criminal farce.

    — Kirkus Reviews
  • Inspired . . . Another marvelously entertaining Hiaasen adventure.

    — Publishers Weekly
  • Hiaasen is laugh-out-loud funny and thoroughly entertaining.

    — Thomas Gaughan, Booklist (starred)
  • Carl Hiaasen isn’t just Florida’s sharpest satirist—he’s one of the few funny writers left in the whole country . . . I think of him as a national treasure.

    — Malcolm Jones, Newsweek
  • Does anyone remember what we did for fun before Hiaasen began turning out his satirical comedies?

    — Alan Cheuse, San Francisco Chronicle
  • Hiaasen [is] a superb national satirist . . . A great American writer about the great American subjects of ambition, greed, vanity and disappointment.

    — Mark Harris, Entertainment Weekly
  • Hiaasen’s wasteland is as retributive as Cormac McCarthy’s, but funnier. . . .  [His] pacing is impeccable, and the scenes follow one another like Lay’s potato chips.

    — John Leland, The New York Times Book Review
  • Hiaasen [is] king of the screwball comedies . . . A truly original comic novelist . . . The charismatic, animated characters deliver lines that will bring tears of laughter to even the most jaundiced readers . . . This is top-notch storytelling by a truly original comic novelist.

    — Clayton Moore, Rocky Mountain News
  • Carl Hiaasen is a lot like Evelyn Waugh. . . . Both simmer with rage; both are consumed with the same overwhelming vision . . . [both] write the funniest English of this century.

    — Carolyn See, The Washington Post
  • Hiaasen [is] in the company of Preston Sturges, Woody Allen, and S. J. Perelman.

    — Janet Maslin, The New York Times
  • A big-hearted and deeply funny book . . . All of Carl Hiaasen’s obsessions are on full-tilt boogie.

    — Adam Woog, The Seattle Times
  • Hiaasen, like Elmore Leonard, shouldn’t be missed. . . . Hiaasen throws his colorful characters into an increasingly frenetic mix, and the fun lies in watching how, or if, they’ll manage to extricate themselves.

    — David Lazarus, San Francisco Chronicle
  • Whenever it seems as if he might be running out of oxen to gore, Hiaasen comes up with fresh victims for his killing wit. [He is] Florida’s most entertainingly indignant social critic . . . Outlandish events soar on the exuberance of Hiaasen’s manic style, a canny blend of lunatic farce and savage satire.

    — Marilyn Stasio, The New York Times Book Review
  • A whole lot ‘Survivor,’ a little bit ‘The Tempest,’ with a pinch of Laurel and Hardy . . . Hiaasen is always good for a number of laugh-aloud scenes and lines . . . His ear is pitch-perfect.

    — Alan Michael Parker, Atlanta Journal-Constitution
  • Hilarious . . . A lifelong resident of the Sunshine State, [Hiaasen’s] novels have always addressed the state’s ecological and social ills with scathing satire, ironic comeuppance and an ever-evolving sensibility.

    — Dan Lopez, Time Out New York

Awards

  • An AudioFile Editors’ Pick, June 2013
  • A Publishers Weekly bestseller
  • A New York Times bestseller
  • A USA Today bestseller
  • A Los Angeles Times bestseller

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About Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen is a successful journalist and novelist. He is a writer and investigative reporter for the Miami Herald, and his work has appeared in Time, Life, Esquire, Playboy, Gourmet, and Sports Illustrated. His earliest novels—Powder Burn, Trap Line, and A Death In China—were cowritten with fellow journalist Bill Montalbano. Since then, he has written books in a variety of genres. His novel Strip Tease was made into a movie in 1996, and his young adult novel Hoot, a Newbery honoree, was made into a movie in May 2006. A number of Hiassen’s works have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list, including Star Island, Chomp, Sick Puppy, and Scat. In addition to being a writer, Hiassen is also a public speaker. He lives in Florida with his family.

About Arte Johnson

Gabrielle de Cuir, award-winning narrator, has narrated over three hundred titles and specializes in fantasy, humor, and titles requiring extensive foreign language and accent skills. She was a cowinner of the Audie Award for best narration in 2011 and a three-time finalist for the Audie and has garnered six AudioFile Earphones Awards. Her “velvet touch” as an actor’s director has earned her a special place in the audiobook world as the foremost producer for bestselling authors and celebrities.