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The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy: A Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth, and Beyond Audiobook, by Dawn Dais Play Audiobook Sample

The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy: A Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth, and Beyond Audiobook

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Read By: Dawn Dais Publisher: Seal Press Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.63 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Sh!t No One Tells You Series Release Date: November 2017 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781478977179

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

27

Longest Chapter Length:

24:20 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

04:32 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

11:50 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

6

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Publisher Description

The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers honest and “laugh out loud” (Parents) advice for expectant parents

Pregnancy is about more than scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies. Sometimes, the less flattering aspects of gestation can dim a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn Dais is here, ready to shepherd readers through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It’s not always pretty.)

Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase readers' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.

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"From poop to postpartum depression, [Dais] presents a no-holds-barred look at all of the changes and challenges that new moms and dads can face, along with the three little words every infant-toting parent wants to hear: It gets better.""

Quotes

  • Moms with kids will laugh out loud at Dais's quirky insights and strong opinions.

    — Parents
  • —Parade

  • If ignorance is bliss, this may not be the best book to read.

    — Fit Pregnancy

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About Dawn Dais

Dawn Dais is a freelance writer, designer, and filmmaker. Her two previous books, The Nonrunner’s Marathon Guide for Women and The Noncyclist’s Guide to the Century and Other Road Races have topped Amazon.com bestseller lists and have been featured by countless television and print media sources. Her uniquely sarcastic yet inspiring tone has entertained and guided an enthusiastic core of readers towards their various ridiculous athletic goals. Her first film recently received national distribution.