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The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, Updated Edition Audiobook, by Dawn Dais Play Audiobook Sample

The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, Updated Edition Audiobook

The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, Updated Edition Audiobook, by Dawn Dais Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Dawn Dais Publisher: Tantor Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: November 2021 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781666122947

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

34

Longest Chapter Length:

21:58 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

03:05 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

09:42 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

6

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Publisher Description

There comes a time in every new mother's life when she realizes that all the pregnancy well-wishes and baby shower gifts left her profoundly unqualified for the realities of life with a newborn. Who knew there would be so much crying—and how much of that crying would be coming from the mom?

Bestselling author Dawn Dais believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the truth about parenting from expectant mothers for fear that if the truth got out, women would (1) stop having babies or (2) stop bringing them home. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms—along with hilarious anecdotes, tips, and the encouragement every new mom needs to survive the first year of parenthood.

Revised and updated with new chapters offering advice for single moms and tips for partners, The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother's sleepless nights and poop-filled days.

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About Dawn Dais

Dawn Dais is a freelance writer, designer, and filmmaker. Her two previous books, The Nonrunner’s Marathon Guide for Women and The Noncyclist’s Guide to the Century and Other Road Races have topped Amazon.com bestseller lists and have been featured by countless television and print media sources. Her uniquely sarcastic yet inspiring tone has entertained and guided an enthusiastic core of readers towards their various ridiculous athletic goals. Her first film recently received national distribution.