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The Next Queen of Heaven: A Novel Audiobook, by Gregory Maguire Play Audiobook Sample

The Next Queen of Heaven: A Novel Audiobook

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Read By: Cassandra Morris Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: October 2010 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780062007117

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

39

Longest Chapter Length:

36:17 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

19 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

17:39 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

16

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Publisher Description

“A delight….[A] funny and warmhearted exploration of the sacred and the profane.”

Washington Post



“Reading The Next Queen of Heaven is like hanging on to the back of an out-of-control carnival ride—terrifying, thrilling, a once-in-a-lifetime adventure.”

—Ann Patchett

 

New York Times bestseller Gregory Maguire—who re-imagined the land of Oz and all its fabled inhabitants in his monumental series, The Wicked Years—brings us The Next Queen of Heaven, a wildly farcical and gloriously imaginative tall tale of faith, Catholic dogma, lust, and questionable miracles on the eve of Y2K. The very bizarre and hilarious goings on in the eccentric town of Thebes make for a delightfully mad reading experience—as The Next Queen of Heaven shows off the acclaimed author of Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister and Mirror Mirror in a brilliant new heavenly light.

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"From the author of the "wicked" books.Quirky story about a mother who gets hit on the head with the statue of a virgin mary and starts speaking in tongues. Her fabulous white trash daughter is the only one now who can keep the family together. "

— Patrice (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “Reading The Next Queen of Heaven is like hanging on to the back of an out-of-control carnival ride—terrifying, thrilling, a once-in-a-lifetime adventure.”

    — Ann Patchett, New York Time bestselling author
  • “A delight…[A] funny and warmhearted exploration of the sacred and the profane.”

    — Washington Post
  • “Comes alive in many dimensions, many of them funny and slightly bonkers.”

    — Los Angeles Times
  • “Maguire, author of the popular Wicked series of novels, which gives imaginative backstory to the events taking place in The Wizard of Oz, brings his creative storytelling from the realm of fantasy to the world of reality—but just barely…Amusing entertainment but with a serious side as well.”

    — Booklist

The Next Queen of Heaven Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 2.4642857142857144 out of 52.4642857142857144 out of 52.4642857142857144 out of 52.4642857142857144 out of 52.4642857142857144 out of 5 (2.46)
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  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Maguire takes a big departure from his usual modern fairy tale genre and instead paints a portrait of a small town in upstate New York, complete with a cast of wacky characters, congregation rivalries, coming-of-age moments, parent issues, and a flying Baby Jesus. The plot teeters on the edge of absurdity, particularly surrounding Leontina Scales, who seems to suffer a mental breakdown after being hit on the head by a statue of Mary, and her three out-of-control children. I'd give it three stars for being an entertaining read, definitely suitable for the beach. "

    — Nicole, 1/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Stick to fairy tales and Oz, Gregory. This thing is a poorly written, boring mess. "

    — Steve, 11/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I really wanted to like this book more, but it was sometimes difficult to stay engaged in the storyline "

    — Heather, 11/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " After reading the back cover of the book I thought it would be hysterical. Not so much. It was a real downer. It had the potential to be really funny. Mostly it was a "highbrow intellectual" type of book. I really had high hopes. By page 114/chapter 14 I still wasn't engaged. I enjoyed Good Omens and The Stupidet Angel (religious farces). Don't waste your time. Two thumbs down. "

    — Holly, 10/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I made it to page 64 before I put this book down for good. Maybe that was too early to abandon it, but the only reason I made it that far was that I was stuck on a bus on my commute home and had nothing better to do with my time. I just couldn't get into this book and didn't care at all for the characters. I was really looking forward to reading this, as I'm a fan of the author, and am experiencing a bit of guilt at this abandonment, but I just can't fathom reading through the next +250 pages. "

    — Jessica, 10/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " In his first foray outside of the fantasy novel, Maguire succeeds for the most part, however he is let down by a handful of one dimensional characters, some cringingly clunky dialogue and a slightly rushed ending. I felt Maguire was trying to tell me something with this book but try as I might I couldn't figure it out, this was due more to the fact, I think, that Maguire was unsure himself of his own message. All this aside I found it an enjoyable seasonal read and it had quite a few laugh out loud moments and enough likeable characters to excuse it's various faults. "

    — Michael-andrew, 9/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I like books set in Upstate New York (the real upstate, not the suburbs of NYC). "

    — Lisa, 9/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Bizarre. Really. That's all. I don't know why I read the whole thing. "

    — Heather, 9/5/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is not one of Maguire's Oz books and I actually enjoyed it the most of his works. It's contemporary, hysterical and sacrilegious; right up my alley. "

    — Linda, 8/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I loved this book. The ending was sad but heartwarming. I honestly didn't want it to end. "

    — Hailey, 7/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I am reading like a drug addict, think I need an intervention... waiting for the post to bring me Jonathan Coe.. so far this novel is odd. "

    — Lolly, 5/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I liked the story- disfunctional families appeal to me. I'm not sure what he was trying to accomplish with it though. It seemed like he took an arbitrary list of different characters and threw them together to see how it would turn out. "

    — Ryan, 10/28/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This was definitely much different than his other stories. It was well written but just had a strange underlying tone to it. I definitely don't think it's one of his best stories, but he's one of my favorite authors so I tried it... "

    — Jessyca, 10/22/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It's a fantastically hilarious Christmas novel centered around a dysfunctional family and two rival churches. "

    — Colin, 9/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Definitely not Wicked. Too much jumping around in the storyline. "

    — Elizabeth, 6/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Worth reading if for nothing else than the nuns. "

    — Dale, 3/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Entertaining, true to life. "

    — Mark, 1/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This grew on me. I had a little trouble with the structure - generally the humorous chapters alternated with the serious, touching ones. But the characters were believable and Maguire brought up several serious issues. "

    — Drew, 11/29/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " meh. just not much there "

    — Amy, 11/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book was a big disappointment, especially after the huge disappointment of <strong>A Lion Among Men</strong> which I couldn't finish. I almost didn't finish this but since it was so short and just engaging enough, I managed to plow through. "

    — Melissa, 5/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " it was ok. a bit too all over the place. chapter 34-35 were hysterical. i couldn't stop laughing. if the whole book would have been as good as the 5-7 pages, i would have given it more stars. "

    — Amy, 5/4/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I felt like this book was kind of a waste of time....there wasn't a lot of development in the characters....the story was a bit weak to be honest...a fast read, but definitely NOT worth the time.... "

    — Maria, 4/26/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Strange book, not what I expected from Gregory Maguire. It had a lot of religious over tones and I didn't really like any of the characters. I would not recommend this book at all. "

    — Emma, 4/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I loved this book. The ending was sad but heartwarming. I honestly didn't want it to end. "

    — Hailey, 3/26/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I kept wanting to stop reading because I hated it, but kept on with the expectation that it would get better - it didn't. "

    — Linda, 3/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I really enjoy Gregory Maguire's writing. He has a dry sense of humor and his characters, quirky as they are, use this humor to make absurd situations quite funny. Well done. "

    — Kim, 3/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Wasn't horrible, just didn't hold my attention. "

    — Emily, 3/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " some funny parts and some pretty sad parts but overall I was not sure what this book was supposed to be about. Not what I expected of Gregory Maquire. "

    — Liz, 3/1/2011

About Gregory Maguire

?Gregory Maguire is the New York Times bestselling author of the Wicked Years series—Wicked, the basis for the Tony Award–winning Broadway musical, Son of a Witch, A Lion among Men, and Out of Oz—among several other novels. He has also written more than a dozen novels for children. His work for both adults and children has been published abroad in England, Ireland, and Australia, and various works have been purchased for translation into French, German, Danish, Dutch, Hebrew, Japanese, Korean, and Chinese. The recipient of several awards and fellowships, he makes his home in Massachusetts.

About Cassandra Morris

Cassandra Morris has received critical acclaim for her voice-over work from Publishers Weekly and AudioFile magazine, earning a dozen Earphones Awards and twice been a finalist for the prestigious Audie Award for best narration. Her voice has also been heard on television in commercial campaigns and numerous Nickelodeon and Disney products. She is the voice of many cartoon characters, including Leo and Luna in Yu-Gi-Oh, Carrie in Barbie: A Fairy Secret, Nathan in Pokémon, and Lola in Angelo Rules.