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Read By: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella Publisher: Macmillan Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman Series Release Date: October 2010 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781427210906

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

74

Longest Chapter Length:

06:56 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:39 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

03:56 minutes

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59

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Publisher Description

The incomparable Lisa Scottoline, along with daughter Francesca, is back with more wild and wonderful wit and wisdom: My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space. Critics and readers loved Lisa Scottoline's first collection of true-life stories, which only encouraged her—now she's back with these all-new, exciting adventures. She's farther down the road now, and the scenery has changed—ex-husbands Thing One and Thing Two are in her rear-view mirror, daughter Francesca has moved into an apartment, and Lisa's finding the silver lining in her empty nest, which has lots more room for her shoes. And some things have stayed the same—Mother Mary is still the feistiest octogenarian on the planet, who won't part with her recipe for tomato sauce or her thirty-year old bra. In this book Lisa and Francesca spill all their family secrets—which sound a lot like yours, if you understand that three generations of women is the formula for spontaneous combustion. Inspired by her weekly column entitled, "Chick Wit" for The Philadelphia Inquirer, this is a book you'll have to put down—just to stop laughing.

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"I love how this book is set up. It is just a bunch of little stories and that makes it perfect to carry with you. Yep i am that person who has a book in the car I mean what else should I do when waiting on kids to get out of school or run into a friends house. Not only are they nice and short giving you something to read in 5 min or less you really could set this down and not pick it up for days and its ok. You can still follow because there is no plot to it just stories about her, her daughter, Mother Mary, and her dogs. I read it in a day because I just had too. The stories will have you laughing. Francesca wrote one about how to talk to mom. you know we are all waiting for that boy to grow up and write us the adult version of that book. The story of the new TV and the appliance's on revolt. You will love it I promise guys and girls alike."

— Pam (5 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “Scottoline stirs up even more sassy fun--this time bringing her daughter, Francesca, into the mix as co-writer. A clever compilation from two generations of women reflecting on family, love, dessert, and everything in between.

    — Booklist
  • Essays that are by turns rueful, uplifting, sweet, kooky--and always amusing. A funny, uplifting read for women of any generation.

    — Publishers Weekly
  • Lisa Scottoline and her daughter Francesca have proven themselves to be naturals at both writing and narrating humorous essay. They deliver the themes of love, strength, and family connectedness in a delightfully witty fashion. The overall feel is of a conversation with friends whose accounts of zany relatives and situations may be unique in detail but are recognizable for anyone with a family. The appeal is universal.

    — AudioFile
  • I've found the perfect daily picker-upper -- a chapter or two from My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space. Scottoline writes about whatever crosses her path but has also allowed readers a peek into her own family life. Francesca's voice is entirely her own, but she shares Lisa's ability to turn borderline TMI into memorable humor and insights. The result is one of the best double acts in the business.

    — Joe Meyers, Connecticut Post

My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.88235294117647 out of 53.88235294117647 out of 53.88235294117647 out of 53.88235294117647 out of 53.88235294117647 out of 5 (3.88)
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This was so much more fun than the Nora Ephron. I think Scottoline appeals to me more, and that she would be more likely to like me. Not really worth 5 stars, but lots of fun. "

    — Louise, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not as good as her others - she moved away from her norm and attemped a more personal story. I did enjoy it but was expecting a little more! "

    — Sue, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This was so much more fun than the Nora Ephron. I think Scottoline appeals to me more, and that she would be more likely to like me. Not really worth 5 stars, but lots of fun. "

    — Louise, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not as good as her others - she moved away from her norm and attemped a more personal story. I did enjoy it but was expecting a little more! "

    — Sue, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " For anyone who is a fan of Lisa Scottoline of just good humorous writing you will love this book. Lisa is just a straight shooting, honest to goodness funny lady. She loved her family, her fur babies, diet coke and books. She is the kind of person that you want to know because you feel like she would be the kind of friend that made good solid relationships easy and no fuss. I love her fiction books and that is what drew me to her short stories about her real life. I also think that her daughter is something to watch out for! "

    — Andrea, 2/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " For anyone who is a fan of Lisa Scottoline of just good humorous writing you will love this book. Lisa is just a straight shooting, honest to goodness funny lady. She loved her family, her fur babies, diet coke and books. She is the kind of person that you want to know because you feel like she would be the kind of friend that made good solid relationships easy and no fuss. I love her fiction books and that is what drew me to her short stories about her real life. I also think that her daughter is something to watch out for! "

    — Andrea, 2/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Not particularly funny, but not horrible either. "

    — Deanne, 2/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Not particularly funny, but not horrible either. "

    — Deanne, 2/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Funny. Good to read while traveling as it's easy to pick up and put down. Loved the vignettes by her daughter. "

    — Alissa, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Ok! I liked her earlier collection of short stories much better. Daughter Francesca has some serious writing skills though! "

    — Racheal, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Funny. Good to read while traveling as it's easy to pick up and put down. Loved the vignettes by her daughter. "

    — Alissa, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Ok! I liked her earlier collection of short stories much better. Daughter Francesca has some serious writing skills though! "

    — Racheal, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " These women are so real. It's all about life as it happens. The laughs, the conflicts, the tears. Just a good fun read! "

    — Lant2a, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " These women are so real. It's all about life as it happens. The laughs, the conflicts, the tears. Just a good fun read! "

    — Lant2a, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Love listening to Lisa and Francesca read stories about their lives. "

    — Robin, 1/26/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Love listening to Lisa and Francesca read stories about their lives. "

    — Robin, 1/26/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I love Lisa's collections of her short stories. Light hearted read that was perfect for the hospital--except laughing made my incision hurt! :) "

    — Lorraine, 1/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I love Lisa's collections of her short stories. Light hearted read that was perfect for the hospital--except laughing made my incision hurt! :) "

    — Lorraine, 1/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Have grown to love Scottoline's books, both fiction and non, and this one is no exception. Love her sense of humor and philosophy on life, stories about Mother Mary, and her daughter's contributions as well. "

    — Irene, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Have grown to love Scottoline's books, both fiction and non, and this one is no exception. Love her sense of humor and philosophy on life, stories about Mother Mary, and her daughter's contributions as well. "

    — Irene, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Hillarious! Scottline has a newspaper column and writes about the stuff I love. Sarcastic, realistic, truly tell it like it is. Her daughter Francesca joined with her own stories. Can't wait to read more from this author. "

    — Cathy, 12/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Hillarious! Scottline has a newspaper column and writes about the stuff I love. Sarcastic, realistic, truly tell it like it is. Her daughter Francesca joined with her own stories. Can't wait to read more from this author. "

    — Cathy, 12/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Scottoline can do no wrong as far as I am concerned. I love her tales from her everyday life. Loved her daughter Francesca's input as well. "

    — Kim, 11/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Scottoline can do no wrong as far as I am concerned. I love her tales from her everyday life. Loved her daughter Francesca's input as well. "

    — Kim, 11/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Great book to listen to in the car. Very funny and entertaining! "

    — Nancy, 11/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Great book to listen to in the car. Very funny and entertaining! "

    — Nancy, 11/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Sort of cute. Basicly little vignettes of life as a middle aged Mom after her daughter has moved out and on to NYC. I didn't feel enriched but did laugh qute a few times, read a few sections to my hubby who was also amused. Good bedside reading. "

    — Suzan, 11/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Sort of cute. Basicly little vignettes of life as a middle aged Mom after her daughter has moved out and on to NYC. I didn't feel enriched but did laugh qute a few times, read a few sections to my hubby who was also amused. Good bedside reading. "

    — Suzan, 11/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I love Lisa Scottoline's writing, whether it be mysteries or non-fiction. I especially loved the essay on libraries in this collection. "

    — Gina, 11/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I love Lisa Scottoline's writing, whether it be mysteries or non-fiction. I especially loved the essay on libraries in this collection. "

    — Gina, 11/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Loved it! Laughed out loud too many times to count! "

    — Karen, 9/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Loved it! Laughed out loud too many times to count! "

    — Karen, 9/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Read by Lisa and Francesca Scottoline (mother/daughter)and focusing on the funny bits of everyday gal life - this makes a most enjoyable audiobook. Laugh-loud-funny and certainly makes me want to check out her mystery series. "

    — Francesca, 7/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Read by Lisa and Francesca Scottoline (mother/daughter)and focusing on the funny bits of everyday gal life - this makes a most enjoyable audiobook. Laugh-loud-funny and certainly makes me want to check out her mystery series. "

    — Francesca, 7/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " SweartoYou! I could have been the author of this book! Fun fun look at the things we come face to face (whisker to whisker){wink wink}with as we age! "

    — Leann, 6/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " SweartoYou! I could have been the author of this book! Fun fun look at the things we come face to face (whisker to whisker){wink wink}with as we age! "

    — Leann, 6/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Thank you, thank you Lisa for the chapter "Library Slut" "

    — Katherine, 5/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Thank you, thank you Lisa for the chapter "Library Slut" "

    — Katherine, 5/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I'm embarrassed I read this. I bought it at the grocery store...I am totally a pre-mature fourty year old woman:) "

    — Ambar, 5/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I'm embarrassed I read this. I bought it at the grocery store...I am totally a pre-mature fourty year old woman:) "

    — Ambar, 5/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This is the second book from Lisa Scottoline that is made up of a collection of essays from her "Chick Wit" column in the Philadelphia Inquirer. I can only hope that there will be lots more. "

    — Amber, 4/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This is the second book from Lisa Scottoline that is made up of a collection of essays from her "Chick Wit" column in the Philadelphia Inquirer. I can only hope that there will be lots more. "

    — Amber, 4/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Love this author and her collection of essays. "

    — Jayne, 1/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Love this author and her collection of essays. "

    — Jayne, 1/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Funny and made me want to meet her! "

    — Phebe, 6/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Funny and made me want to meet her! "

    — Phebe, 6/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " love her wit and sensibility. makes me want to read one of her mysteries, and I don't really read mysteries. I downloaded a preview of Look Again to my kindle. "

    — Andrea, 3/28/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " love her wit and sensibility. makes me want to read one of her mysteries, and I don't really read mysteries. I downloaded a preview of Look Again to my kindle. "

    — Andrea, 3/28/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " loved Im a sucker for this style of writing "

    — Robert, 12/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " loved Im a sucker for this style of writing "

    — Robert, 12/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I enjoyed the short essays in this book, some contributed by the author's daughter. I could relate to her stories and found them quite amusing. Women of a certain age will certainly relate. "

    — Connie, 8/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I enjoyed the short essays in this book, some contributed by the author's daughter. I could relate to her stories and found them quite amusing. Women of a certain age will certainly relate. "

    — Connie, 8/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very fun read. Like her writing style. Several laugh out loud moments and even more fun to read aloud to my husband :-) "

    — Kim, 5/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Enjoyable. I'm not a Scottoline fan . .. never read any of her fiction, but may give it a try. This is a collection of her newspaper columns along with her daughter's additional essays. "

    — Jan, 5/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Enjoyable. I'm not a Scottoline fan . .. never read any of her fiction, but may give it a try. This is a collection of her newspaper columns along with her daughter's additional essays. "

    — Jan, 5/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very fun read. Like her writing style. Several laugh out loud moments and even more fun to read aloud to my husband :-) "

    — Kim, 5/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Great book. I really enjoyed listening to it. "

    — Elizabeth, 4/10/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Great book. I really enjoyed listening to it. "

    — Elizabeth, 4/10/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Started out cute but assumed that you were a reader of her column which I was not. "

    — Susan, 4/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Started out cute but assumed that you were a reader of her column which I was not. "

    — Susan, 4/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Cute stories but I think I'd prefer to read them in the newspaper, they were a little much all at once. Francesca's stories were very cute, she should write a novel, a great writer. This was a cute book and an easy read. "

    — Melissa, 4/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Cute stories but I think I'd prefer to read them in the newspaper, they were a little much all at once. Francesca's stories were very cute, she should write a novel, a great writer. This was a cute book and an easy read. "

    — Melissa, 4/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This is a fun read for those of us in middle age, facing some of the same challenges as Ms. Scottoline. She and her daughter both have a sharp wit. I found many shared experiences in this little book. :) "

    — ms.petra, 3/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This is a fun read for those of us in middle age, facing some of the same challenges as Ms. Scottoline. She and her daughter both have a sharp wit. I found many shared experiences in this little book. :) "

    — ms.petra, 3/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was the right book at the right time. "

    — Kather21, 3/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was the right book at the right time. "

    — Kather21, 3/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Wonderful, funny stories about family life by a woman of a certain age. "

    — Kathleen, 3/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Wonderful, funny stories about family life by a woman of a certain age. "

    — Kathleen, 3/24/2011

About the Authors

Lisa Scottoline is the author of numerous New York Times bestsellers. She has won an Edgar® Award and Cosmopolitan magazine’s “Fun Fearless Fiction” Award, and she is the president of Mystery Writers of America. She teaches a course on justice and fiction at the University of Pennsylvania Law School, her alma mater. There are thirty million copies of her books in print, and she has been published in over thirty-five countries.

Francesca Serritella graduated cum laude from Harvard University, where she won the Thomas Temple Hoopes Prize, the Le Baron Russell Briggs Fiction Prize, and the Charles Edmund Horman Prize for her creative writing. She lives in New York with only one dog, so far.