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Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?: True Stories and Confessions Audiobook, by Lisa Scottoline Play Audiobook Sample

Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?: True Stories and Confessions Audiobook

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Read By: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella Publisher: Macmillan Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.83 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.88 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman Series Release Date: July 2015 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781427261090

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

78

Longest Chapter Length:

11:12 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:54 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

04:22 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

53

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Publisher Description

The unstoppable, irreverent mother-daughter team presents a new collection of funny stories and true confessions that every woman can relate to, Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat? From identity theft to the hazards of bicycling to college reunions and eating on the beach, Lisa and Francesca tackle the quirks, absurdities, and wonders of everyday life with wit and warmth. As Lisa says, "More and more, especially in the summertime when I'm sitting on the beach, I'm learning not to sweat it. To go back to the child that I used to be. To see myself through the loving eyes of my parents. To eat on the beach. And not to worry about whether every little thing makes me look fat. In fact, not to worry at all." So put aside your worries and join Lisa Scottoline and her daughter Francesca as they navigate their way through the crazy world we live in, laughing along the way.

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“The down-to-earth, relatable pair are a lot of fun to listen to as their topics range from family dynamics to surviving the contemporary dating world. Scottoline’s Philly accent and expressive speaking style add to the humor of the stories. Serritella also sounds approachable as a young woman who is trying to navigate life, friendship, and love in the city. The stories—by and large light, easy, and fun—are perfect for a relaxed summer day. Winner of AudioFile Earphones Award.”

— AudioFile

Quotes

  • “Pile[s] plenty of laughs and a few tears into the latest volume in their humor series….This breezy, thoughtful book offers funny and lovely family moments that mothers and daughters will savor.”

    — Publishers Weekly
  • “Humorous, insightful, and touching vignettes…Readers of the previous installments will not be disappointed with the pair’s wit and quirkiness…It leaps over generational gaps, and ultimately mothers and daughters will nod in recognition of feminist values, the oddities of life, and the bonds of family.”

    — Library Journal
  • “A poignant collection. The coauthors…know women and aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves. Their keen observations and fresh twist on life’s challenges make this the perfect book to pass from mother to daughter.”

    — Booklist

Awards

  • A New York Times bestseller
  • Winner of an AudioFile Earphones Award

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About the Authors

Lisa Scottoline is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling and Edgar Award–winning author of thirty-six novels. A former President of Mystery Writers of America, she has thirty million copies of her books in print and has been published in thirty-five countries. Her books have been optioned for film and televison, and she has also co-authored a series of humorous memoirs with her daughter, novelist Francesca Serritella. A former lawyer, she taught a course she developed, “Justice & Fiction,” at the University of Pennsylvania Law School, her alma mater.

Francesca Serritella graduated cum laude from Harvard University, where she won the Thomas Temple Hoopes Prize, the Le Baron Russell Briggs Fiction Prize, and the Charles Edmund Horman Prize for her creative writing. She lives in New York with only one dog, so far.