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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (6,348 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Katie MacAlister Narrator: Karen White Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Dark Ones Series Release Date:
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Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:

  • Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
  • Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
  • No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
  • Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!
  • Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
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  • A Girl’s Guide to Vampires is funny, caustic, adventurous, and sexy. Quite a fun-filled combination.”

    RT Book Reviews

  • “Readers will gladly give in to the wickedly sharp bite of MacAlister’s wit in this temptingly toothsome romance. With its superb characterization and writing that manages to be both sexy and humorous, this contemporary paranormal love story is an absolute delight.”


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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Jenn Wraspir | 2/16/2014

    " Loved the firey nature of the main femail character and how she interacts with the main male character. I found myself actually laughing out loud. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by ErinReadsTooMuch | 2/3/2014

    " I do so love Ms. MacAlister. Another score with this fun book about Vampires. The characters are likable, and she keeps you guessing what is going to happen to the very end. I can't say too much more without spoilers, since this book kind of keeps you guessing. Excellent love scenes, wonderful dialogue, and an excellent setting. On to the next one! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by S.A. Parham | 2/3/2014

    " MacAlister's talent definately lies in the comedic end of the paranormal romance field. Joy's adventures in clowning her way through a new romance and a world where steamy romances about Dark Ones and their Beloveds turn out to be true made for a fun bit of reading and a break from darker paranormal that takes itself too seriously. I'd have rated it higher, but the dialogue tended to get on my nerves, especially Joy's lover using "baby" in every single sentence referring to her. The minor mystery was rather left in the dust of Joy's antics and should have been more in the forefront of things. Kind of like Lucille Ball or Amanda Bynes in a vampire world. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by liz | 1/31/2014

    " so cheesey "

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