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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (6,348 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Katie MacAlister Narrator: Karen White Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Dark Ones Series Release Date: January 2013 ISBN: 9780062259431
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Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:

  • Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
  • Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
  • No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
  • Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!
  • Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
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Quotes & Awards

  • A Girl’s Guide to Vampires is funny, caustic, adventurous, and sexy. Quite a fun-filled combination.”

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  • “Readers will gladly give in to the wickedly sharp bite of MacAlister’s wit in this temptingly toothsome romance. With its superb characterization and writing that manages to be both sexy and humorous, this contemporary paranormal love story is an absolute delight.”

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Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jenn Wraspir | 2/16/2014

    " Loved the firey nature of the main femail character and how she interacts with the main male character. I found myself actually laughing out loud. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 ErinReadsTooMuch | 2/3/2014

    " I do so love Ms. MacAlister. Another score with this fun book about Vampires. The characters are likable, and she keeps you guessing what is going to happen to the very end. I can't say too much more without spoilers, since this book kind of keeps you guessing. Excellent love scenes, wonderful dialogue, and an excellent setting. On to the next one! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 S.A. Parham | 2/3/2014

    " MacAlister's talent definately lies in the comedic end of the paranormal romance field. Joy's adventures in clowning her way through a new romance and a world where steamy romances about Dark Ones and their Beloveds turn out to be true made for a fun bit of reading and a break from darker paranormal that takes itself too seriously. I'd have rated it higher, but the dialogue tended to get on my nerves, especially Joy's lover using "baby" in every single sentence referring to her. The minor mystery was rather left in the dust of Joy's antics and should have been more in the forefront of things. Kind of like Lucille Ball or Amanda Bynes in a vampire world. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 liz | 1/31/2014

    " so cheesey "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Bethanezer | 1/30/2014

    " A lot of the dialog was childish and the character of roxy was just utterly obnoxious. It was like listening to a 15 year old who wouldn't shut up! As for Joy....Ugh. As far as heroines go, she is one of the dumbest. Talk about no common sense. I have a personal goal to finish every book I start but this one made It tough to make good on that goal. I literally wanted to reach into the book and strangle someone! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Ju | 1/29/2014

    " This was very easy to read. I loved the characters and the interaction with each other. It was funny, romantic and exciting. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Arahsg | 1/27/2014

    " Pretty good book but a dash too long. In between the good parts ( and i don't mean THAT... although that was pretty good too ) there were a few moments that I just wanted to put the book down and go to sleep. However, since I love Katie MacAlister I finished it and boy was I glad. Fans of Romance that's forbidden for a reason will love this... and if you don't well... Check again. ;) "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Alisa | 1/23/2014

    " Dnf. Min chicks are catty and childish. Plot seems thin and unrealistic. Sad bc I've read other shorts by her and liked them. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 April | 1/18/2014

    " I loved this book!Sex and adventure what else could a girl want.I will grab the other books tomorrow morning as soon as the book store opens. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Missyb | 1/6/2014

    " Interesting read, keeps you guessing. Good book. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Susann | 1/5/2014

    " Wieder ein Vampir-Erotik-Buch. Wie die anderen auch. Man verliert nicht Gehirnzellen dabei, aber neue dazu gewinnen tut man eben auch nicht. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Frankiea20 | 12/20/2013

    " I love this book. . . the story was good, but I love the book. Never have I had such naughty thoughts just by looking at a picture. I am in love with the picture on the co er. I am ashamed to say it. I will be keeping this book forever just to stare at the amber eyed man. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Carla | 12/9/2013

    " A bit corny at times, but altogether a good read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Deb8coach Adams | 11/15/2013

    " I love her Dragon series... hopping this one gets a better. It was not bad, just not to the level I believe her others to be at. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jamie | 10/19/2013

    " I was seriously disappointed. A vampire romance that wasn't! WHY make it seem like it's a vampire romance when, in the end, it isn't! I was so mad and felt cheated! "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Sheena | 10/16/2013

    " Not a bad read. A little hard to get into at first and then half way through it start throwing so many twists in it you don't know what to think. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Dawn Bakewell | 8/2/2013

    " This book was slow at the begining but then once Joy met up with Raphel and Christian it was great and it was funny like laugh out loud funny. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Megan Sewell | 8/2/2013

    " I only gave this book 3 stars because I found it a hard book to get into, but I stuck with it and I am glad I did. The book if funny and I really enjoyed it, the books get better as you continue in the series. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Sally | 7/5/2013

    " A fun read, well written. The characters are well formed and it's a very light read. A good change from the overly dramatic. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 *~*♥Bron♥*~* | 6/13/2013

    " wishing i could give 4.5/5 stars. This book was interesting, hilarious, dramtic, weirdly sexual and strangley teenagey. With a major twist of paranormal. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Janet Blowers | 4/7/2013

    " Fun, quarky humor and vampires...what more could you ask from MacAlister? A little slow to start and a little predictable but fun to read. I am sure the series will pick up the pace in the next novel. I love the sarcasim between the two friends, and of course the vampire. "

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About the Author
Author Katie MacAlister

Katie MacAlister decided one day to write a story that included all her favorite literary elements—dishy guys, strong women, steamy love scenes, and lots and lots of humor. She’s been blessed to write more than forty books since that first one, and is always madly in love with her latest hero.

About the Narrator

Karen White is a classically trained actress who has been recording audiobooks since 1999. An Audie Award finalist, she has earned numerous AudioFile Earphones Awards. Her reading of The Hemingses of Monticello by Annette Gordon-Reed was named one of AudioFile’s Best Audiobooks of 2009.