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3.00007529836979 out of 53.00007529836979 out of 53.00007529836979 out of 53.00007529836979 out of 53.00007529836979 out of 5 3.00 (26,561 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Christopher Moore Narrator: Susan Bennett Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Love Story Series Release Date:
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“You bitch, you killed me. You suck!”

Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.

Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he’s ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he’s one, too.

For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there’s Tommy’s cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)

Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy’s problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn’t supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy’s erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “A vampire comedy that’s witty, bright and funny.”  


  • “The perfect companion for those who can’t or don’t sleep at night—no matter the reason…This is a laugh-a-page novel.” 

    USA Today

  • “Moore’s latest is a cheerfully perverse, gut-busting tale of young vampires in love…Moore writes with the jittery energy of a brilliant, charming class clown, mixing sex and gore and a potty mouth with a goofy-sweet sensibility to deliver laughs on nearly every page.” 

    Publishers Weekly (starred review)

  • “Christopher Moore mines a comic gold mine, deftly skewering the conceits of the vampire genre with precision and wit.” 

    Buffalo News

  • New York Times Bestseller
  • USA Today Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Chip | 12/26/2015

    " I own every book written by Christopher Moore. His wit (sometimes laugh-out-loud funny) and imagination makes his books collectible. Wanted to reread them but found audio books much more convenient. Audiobookstore,com makes it fast and easy not to mention less expensive to collect audio books. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Cornflakegirl | 2/7/2014

    " It's a very amusing book but I do think that it should be funnier in its original language but I really enjoyed it. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Mace | 2/4/2014

    " A cute sequel to a cute first book. Not as enamored with the chapters written from Abby's perspective, though they are funny at times. Looking forward to the third. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Megan Davisson | 2/2/2014

    " Another favorite due to its blunt humor, crazy plot, and strong characters. I love how wild the story becomes during times you least expect. I suggest you read the review for Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job to get an idea of this book, since the stories are connected. "

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