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You Suck: A Love Story Audiobook

You Suck: A Love Story Audiobook, by Christopher Moore Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Susan Bennett Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.88 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Love Story Series Release Date: January 2007 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780061257407

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

62

Longest Chapter Length:

13:06 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

16 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

07:30 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

16

Publisher Description

"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"

Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.

Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.

For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)

Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

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"I own every book written by Christopher Moore. His wit (sometimes laugh-out-loud funny) and imagination makes his books collectible. Wanted to reread them but found audio books much more convenient. Audiobookstore,com makes it fast and easy not to mention less expensive to collect audio books. "

— Chip (5 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “A vampire comedy that’s witty, bright and funny.”  

    — People
  • “The perfect companion for those who can’t or don’t sleep at night—no matter the reason…This is a laugh-a-page novel.” 

    — USA Today
  • “Moore’s latest is a cheerfully perverse, gut-busting tale of young vampires in love…Moore writes with the jittery energy of a brilliant, charming class clown, mixing sex and gore and a potty mouth with a goofy-sweet sensibility to deliver laughs on nearly every page.” 

    — Publishers Weekly (starred review)
  • “Christopher Moore mines a comic gold mine, deftly skewering the conceits of the vampire genre with precision and wit.” 

    — Buffalo News

Awards

  • New York Times bestseller
  • USA Today bestseller

You Suck Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.358974358974359 out of 53.358974358974359 out of 53.358974358974359 out of 53.358974358974359 out of 53.358974358974359 out of 5 (3.36)
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  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It's a very amusing book but I do think that it should be funnier in its original language but I really enjoyed it. "

    — Cornflakegirl, 2/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A cute sequel to a cute first book. Not as enamored with the chapters written from Abby's perspective, though they are funny at times. Looking forward to the third. "

    — Mace, 2/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Another favorite due to its blunt humor, crazy plot, and strong characters. I love how wild the story becomes during times you least expect. I suggest you read the review for Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job to get an idea of this book, since the stories are connected. "

    — Megan, 2/2/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " You can tell a man wrote it, so the love is totally lost. It was funny, though. Cheesy, but funny. "

    — Niki, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Not as good as the first book in the series, but the book had its moments. (Does anyone ever read my reviews? Probably not. But at least, it will help me remember how I felt about a book when I finished it. lol) "

    — Sasha, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " the sequel to Bloodsucking Fiends did not disappoint. I liked the humor "

    — Dayna, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The ties that Moore creates between and through his various stories only add to the amazing foundation that his characters and San Francisco rest upon. Another great one Mr. Moore!! "

    — Jocelyn, 1/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Even lighter that Bloodsucking Fiends (which was already so light it almost floated away), this one felt a bit weak to me. I loved Abby Normal's character, and really the book was more about her than the vamps... who got completely lost. This was fine vacation reading, but not much more. "

    — Ariel, 1/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I don't know what happened but I didn't enjoy this one as much as some of Moore's other books. It just seemed too juvenile for me to really enjoy. Which kind of hurts to say because I usually find his books amusing. "

    — Jennww2ns, 1/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Incompetent vampires, brooding goths, a call girl who is blue like a Smurf, frozen turkey bowling. Moore is a remarkably entertaining lunatic. He occasionally gets a little to clever with the story, pushing it to the point that is eye-rolling, but he generally keeps it acceptably absurd. "

    — Rich, 1/2/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I would probable give it 3.5 stars. I thought it was definitely different from your average vampire book. I liked it though because it was pretty comical. "

    — Sophia, 12/27/2013

About Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore writes satirical fiction. Known for his colorful characters and imaginative story lines, he has gained a cult following for his books, many of which have become New York Times bestsellers.

About Susan Bennett

Susan Bennett, Earphones Award-winning narrator, has enjoyed an extensive career as a vocal artist. She has worked with major agencies on such accounts as Coca-Cola, McDonald’s, AT&T, Blue Cross, Goodyear, and Club Med. She also dabbles in the music industry as the singer and keyboardist for The Interactive! Band. Along with her guitarist husband, Rick Hinkle, she is the co-owner of Audiocam Music, a full-service recording studio.