Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story Audiobook, by Christopher Moore Play Audiobook Sample

Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story Audiobook

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Read By: Susan Bennett Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc. Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 6.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.63 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Love Story Series Release Date: September 2008 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781436147620

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

35

Longest Chapter Length:

26:10 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:37 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

16:00 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

18

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Publisher Description

Christopher Moore is a New York Times best-selling author whose offbeat novels combine comedy and the supernatural. A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco. Befriending 19-year-old Tommy, Jody tries to understand her new undead life, but trouble finds her when the cops start suspecting Tommy of being a local bloodsucking serial killer.

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"I first picked up You Suck because it was recommended by a librarian. But once I started reading it, I realized there had to be a book before it. Thus, I returned that book and picked up this book. I thoroughly enjoyed it and have since started reading (again) You Suck."

— Cyndy (4 out of 5 stars)

Bloodsucking Fiends Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.36842105263158 out of 53.36842105263158 out of 53.36842105263158 out of 53.36842105263158 out of 53.36842105263158 out of 5 (3.37)
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  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Christopher Moore strikes again. His take on life adds depth and hilariety to any subject. "

    — Ruth, 2/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I really didn't care for any of the characters, and the only interesting parts were in the Safeway. The only character more annoying than Jody was Tommy, and he wasn't winning the lead by much. I guess I was expecting the book to be funny, but it really wasn't at all. "

    — Shae, 2/5/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This was a fun and silly read. Great for by the pool. "

    — Debbiedoesdctoo, 1/17/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I Love christopher Moores books. "

    — doug, 1/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not the best Moore book. It was almost like it was written as a middle book in a trilogy. He kinda mailed it in. It was cute but not the same "I can't put it down" quality of his other books. "

    — Lindy, 1/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Bo, the guy from my books-a-million, told me that if I liked vampire romance and laughing, then I should read this book. I feel bad for not liking it because e seemed to really think I would. *shrug* I really didn't think it was funny at all and the plot was boring. "

    — Jenn, 11/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Moore is such a creative soul and his characters in Bloodsucking Fiends are ones you'd like to meet, even the vampire! From turkey bowling to the Emperor of San Francisco, you'll enjoy the hilarity and antics of Tommy and Jody. "

    — Jan, 11/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This was my first Christopher Moore novel, and I was not let down at all! I laughed the whole way through, and liked it so much that I immediately read the next two in the series! :D "

    — Kelly-anne.♥., 10/4/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Humorous, but the best reason to read this book is that it sets you up for "Bite Me" and "You Suck". "

    — Bcstory, 9/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Once again I would award 4 1/2 stars if I could. This one had me in stitches in places and left a nice path to a sequel. The characters are typical Moore in that they are somewhat over the top, but the plot was well laid and the wit biting. "

    — Cynthiaj, 9/19/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I hate vampire stories. But I loved this one. San Francisco as most people never get to see it. Bloody work of genius! "

    — John, 6/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " this book was funny and different from other vampire books. it was refreshing. I like that jody is the one in charge.. also I like the dynamics of jody and Tommy s relationship "

    — Dania, 5/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Totally entertaining. Vampires in San Francisco...doesn't get much better than that. "

    — Danica, 4/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is the second book I've read by Christoper Moore. I liked it because I enjoy his writing and kooky perspective. Following on the heels of Lust Lizard, however, this one didn't quite hit the mark for me. Funnybone not tickled. "

    — Nancy, 1/3/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Christopher Moore makes Ohio proud again. This book was ridiculous. And awesome. Awesomely ridiculous. "

    — Ashley, 12/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not as entertaining as Bite Me, but still enjoyable. "

    — Marfa, 11/5/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " this guy is just fuuny to me "

    — Ellen, 10/26/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " light, fluffy and funny. Makes night-stocking at the supermarket seem like a whole lot of fun. "

    — Kerry, 6/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " All I can say is at least this came out before Twilight. "

    — Luke, 5/6/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Funny, but not as LOL as I thought it would be. "

    — Jen, 4/30/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Loved it until the last page ... could have been a 5. Very entertaining the way only Moore can be. "

    — Lorena, 2/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A better read than "You Suck" (it's "sequel" of types). Funny characters. It's like being inside a man's head. A man who never got laid. "

    — Niki, 10/29/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Better than the follow up book "You Suck." "

    — Amy, 10/26/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This series is my fab by this author. I totally read these put of order but they do well on background so it was ok. Good and funny story! "

    — Jenny, 9/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I really want to like Moore, but I've decided I just don't. Quirky? Yes. Creative? Kinda. Juvenile? So much that I really don't enjoy it. "

    — Sabrina, 6/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Another favorite due to its blunt humor, crazy plot, and strong characters. I love how wild the story becomes during times you least expect. I suggest you read the review for Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job to get an idea of this book, since the stories are connected. "

    — Megan, 6/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Sassy, hilarious, and surprisingly full of pop cultural reference I enjoyed. One to really help you leave the serious world behind. Also a nice bonus that its set in San Francisco. By no means related to the sparkly vampire craze sweeping the nation. "

    — Lisa, 6/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " This book was awful made it 3 chapters and couldnt go any further.....the book shouldnt be called "you suck" should be this BOOK SUCKS!! "

    — Jennifer, 6/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " It's a very amusing book but I do think that it should be funnier in its original language but I really enjoyed it. "

    — Cornflakegirl, 6/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " It is a quick and fun read.After reading the first novel "Bloodsucking Fiends" this one is just like reading on. (Except for the diary form of one of the new characters, which I didn't like) "

    — Nicole, 6/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Pretty fun read. Will read the first installment of this series and another of Moore's books that Mike suggested---Lamb. "

    — Chastity, 6/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This was not as funny as the first book in the series. "

    — Jessica, 6/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " My least favorite Moore book. Just didn't have the hook and absurd whackiness of some of his others. Oddly enough I like his writing when it's at the most outlandish. This wasn't it. If you are new to Moore's books...this is the one to skip. "

    — Tracy, 5/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Moore's vampire books are, in my opinion, by far his best. Love the characters, the witty writing, and his awesome way with words!! And the narrator for the audio books (vampire series, at least) is phenomenal. She really brings the characters to life. "

    — Kasi, 5/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Although there are some funny parts, it's too juvenile for my taste. "

    — Evangeline, 5/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Can't believe I read this in like 8 days. That is a record for me, I am a very slow reader!!! YOU SUCK is the best follow up to "Bloodsucking Fiends" in fact I think I like it better than the first book. "

    — Jean, 5/27/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Again, what an absolutely hysterical novel! Well done, Mr. Moore, well done. "

    — Rachel, 5/26/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I got through to the end but I can't say I really enjoyed this one. "

    — Rp, 5/14/2011

About Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore writes satirical fiction. Known for his colorful characters and imaginative story lines, he has gained a cult following for his books, many of which have become New York Times bestsellers.

About Susan Bennett

Susan Bennett, Earphones Award-winning narrator, has enjoyed an extensive career as a vocal artist. She has worked with major agencies on such accounts as Coca-Cola, McDonald’s, AT&T, Blue Cross, Goodyear, and Club Med. She also dabbles in the music industry as the singer and keyboardist for The Interactive! Band. Along with her guitarist husband, Rick Hinkle, she is the co-owner of Audiocam Music, a full-service recording studio.