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3.4627027027027 out of 53.4627027027027 out of 53.4627027027027 out of 53.4627027027027 out of 53.4627027027027 out of 5 3.46 (37 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Christopher Moore Narrator: Susan Bennett Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Love Story Series Release Date: March 2010 ISBN: 9780061953668
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“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.”

—Carl Hiaasen

 

The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining  his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Wildly funny…touching…unexpected.”

    Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author

  • “Moore proves he has few rivals on the humour-opus front with this high-larious romp that just might have driven the final nail into old Nosferatu’s coffin.”

    Ottowa Citizen

  • “Moore carved a niche in the horror-comedy genre, and anyone with a fiendish sense of humor will love his writing.”

    Florida Times-Union

  • “Moore’s twisted take on the undead comes as a welcome respite from the recent spate of TV, film, and book offerings to bombard us.”

    Edmonton Journal

  • “I can’t emphasize enough how funny Bite Me is.”

    BookReporter.com

  • “Moore’s most hysterical ‘love story’ to date.”

    Booklist

  • A New York Times Bestseller
  • Selected for the April 2010 Indie Next List
  • A Publishers Weekly Bestseller
  • A USA Today Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Dave Myles | 2/11/2014

    " Another great book from Moore. I wish they'd make some movies out of his novels! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Marissa | 2/7/2014

    " The amusing and action-packed conclusion to the vampiric love story of Jody and Tommy is another fun ride. Abby Normal takes over a major role in the narration in this book, and many returning characters appear - the Emperor and his men, the detectives, and the Animals. Many new characters - both vampiric and not - are introduced, but, by far, the craziest is Chet the vampire cat and his minions. The ending is a nice wrap-up for the trilogy, with both expected and surprise elements. Fun read! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Charlotte | 1/22/2014

    " This book is another example of why I like Christopher Moore's books so much! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Deneen | 1/15/2014

    " Dunno, couldn't get into this one and I've read em all. Could have just been me. Took a long time to finish. Not one of my faves, but somewhat amusing. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jed | 1/10/2014

    " It's so bad I can't believe this brilliant writer had anything to do with it. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Katie | 1/8/2014

    " In some ways this was a great way to end the trilogy that began with Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck. Abby Normal plays a much larger role which many people might find annoying, but since she has some of the funniest and most clever dialogue, I didn't really mind. And besides, who didn't want to hear more about Chet, the huge shaved cat? "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kerri | 1/8/2014

    " If you're into quirky (sometimes crude) humor, Christopher Moore is an author for you. This book kept me amused, but it's not going to make you do any deep-thinking. Good for a vacation read. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Brenda | 1/7/2014

    " Haven't read the first two books in the series but I loved this! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Fredrick Nicholson | 1/5/2014

    " He can just keep writing about the blood suckers. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Amie Davidson | 12/22/2013

    " I like the first book in the series. The second book was so-so. But this book sucked! I couldn't manage to read the whole book. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Alvin | 11/22/2013

    " Like Christopher Moore who has funny dialogue and delightful characters. Not much depth to this one, but good entertainment. Might have approached differently if I had realized it was third book in a trilogy. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Pam | 10/30/2013

    " I'm on a Moore kick. I just love his light, fun, witty style. It's easy to read, enjoyable, and not too heavy to read while waiting for the sandman. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Dan | 6/13/2013

    " Loved this book. Reminded me of an R rated "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" with all the pop culture references and attitude. A fast, fun read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jackie Trimble | 4/18/2013

    " Well, it's been too long since I've read the precurser books to his story, but i was still able to enjoy everything that happened even though the back stories were somewhat fuzzy. I just like that I get quite a few good gut buster laughs from Christopher Moore's books -- so sue me! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 ♡Kimberly♡ | 11/22/2012

    " I bought this book just because...It took me about 2 weeks to get myself past the first chapter! But man once I did I laughed and laughed "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Whitney Hardy | 10/22/2012

    " Christopher Moore is hilarious. I laughed out loud several times reading this book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Mona Caber | 7/18/2012

    " Bite Me didn't make me laugh as much as the other two love stories, but the story was appealing to me. Abigail Von Normal is the silly character in this book and I like that she is. It was nice that she finally become nosssss-feratu. Every girl deserves to live her dream :) "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Emily | 5/30/2012

    " I enjoyed this book-mixture of dirty, funny, contemporary, hip vampires/crazy felines/rats story. Amusing. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jordan | 1/20/2012

    " There's almost nothing redeeming about this book. I only picked it up because i remember liking Bloodsucking Fiends years ago. But i did read it all the way through, so... i guess it kept my attention. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Alia | 11/21/2011

    " Was sad about the ending...call me a romantic "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Rachel "Rae" Brown | 10/14/2011

    " This was possibly the best installment of the "Love Story" series. Chris Moore is an exceptionally talented author. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Nancy/girlsinthestacks.com | 7/19/2011

    " I read You Suck long ago and did not really care for it. I decided to give this one a chance, but so far I like it about at well as the first. That Abby chick gets on my nerves - her slang is too gimmicky for me. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Sabrina | 6/19/2011

    " I really want to like Moore, but I've decided I just don't. Quirky? Yes. Creative? Kinda. Juvenile? So much that I really don't enjoy it. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Megan | 6/16/2011

    " Another favorite due to its blunt humor, crazy plot, and strong characters. I love how wild the story becomes during times you least expect. I suggest you read the review for Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job to get an idea of this book, since the stories are connected. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Lisa | 6/15/2011

    " Sassy, hilarious, and surprisingly full of pop cultural reference I enjoyed. One to really help you leave the serious world behind. Also a nice bonus that its set in San Francisco. By no means related to the sparkly vampire craze sweeping the nation.
    "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Jennifer | 6/12/2011

    " This book was awful made it 3 chapters and couldnt go any further.....the book shouldnt be called "you suck" should be this BOOK SUCKS!! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Cornflakegirl | 6/9/2011

    " It's a very amusing book but I do think that it should be funnier in its original language but I really enjoyed it. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 nicole | 6/6/2011

    " It is a quick and fun read.
    After reading the first novel "Bloodsucking Fiends" this one is just like reading on. (Except for the diary form of one of the new characters, which I didn't like)
    "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Chastity | 6/2/2011

    " Pretty fun read. Will read the first installment of this series and another of Moore's books that Mike suggested---Lamb. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jessica | 6/1/2011

    " This was not as funny as the first book in the series. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kasi | 5/31/2011

    " Moore's vampire books are, in my opinion, by far his best. Love the characters, the witty writing, and his awesome way with words!! And the narrator for the audio books (vampire series, at least) is phenomenal. She really brings the characters to life. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Tracy | 5/31/2011

    " My least favorite Moore book. Just didn't have the hook and absurd whackiness of some of his others. Oddly enough I like his writing when it's at the most outlandish. This wasn't it. If you are new to Moore's books...this is the one to skip. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Evangeline | 5/30/2011

    " Although there are some funny parts, it's too juvenile for my taste. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jean | 5/27/2011

    " Can't believe I read this in like 8 days. That is a record for me, I am a very slow reader!!! YOU SUCK is the best follow up to "Bloodsucking Fiends" in fact I think I like it better than the first book. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Rachel "Rae" | 5/26/2011

    " Again, what an absolutely hysterical novel! Well done, Mr. Moore, well done. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Rp | 5/14/2011

    " I got through to the end but I can't say I really enjoyed this one. "

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About the Author
Author Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore boasts a large résumé of work as a satirical fiction author. Known for his colorful characters and imaginative storylines, he has gained a cult following for his books, many of which have become New York Times bestsellers. He splits his time between California and Hawaii. 

About the Narrator

Susan Bennett has enjoyed an extensive career as a vocal artist. She has worked with major agencies on such accounts as Coca-Cola, McDonald’s, AT&T, Blue Cross, Goodyear, and Club Med. Among her audiobook narrations are Full of Grace, Replay, and Tiger, Tiger, for which she won an AudioFile Earphones Award.