“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.”
—Carl Hiaasen
The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”
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"The amusing and action-packed conclusion to the vampiric love story of Jody and Tommy is another fun ride. Abby Normal takes over a major role in the narration in this book, and many returning characters appear - the Emperor and his men, the detectives, and the Animals. Many new characters - both vampiric and not - are introduced, but, by far, the craziest is Chet the vampire cat and his minions. The ending is a nice wrap-up for the trilogy, with both expected and surprise elements. Fun read!"
— Marissa (4 out of 5 stars)
“Wildly funny…touching…unexpected.”
— Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author“Moore proves he has few rivals on the humour-opus front with this high-larious romp that just might have driven the final nail into old Nosferatu’s coffin.”
— Ottowa Citizen“Moore carved a niche in the horror-comedy genre, and anyone with a fiendish sense of humor will love his writing.”
— Florida Times-Union“Moore’s twisted take on the undead comes as a welcome respite from the recent spate of TV, film, and book offerings to bombard us.”
— Edmonton Journal“I can’t emphasize enough how funny Bite Me is.”
— BookReporter.com“Moore’s most hysterical ‘love story’ to date.”
— Booklist" Another great book from Moore. I wish they'd make some movies out of his novels! "
— Dave, 2/11/2014" This book is another example of why I like Christopher Moore's books so much! "
— Charlotte, 1/22/2014" Dunno, couldn't get into this one and I've read em all. Could have just been me. Took a long time to finish. Not one of my faves, but somewhat amusing. "
— Deneen, 1/15/2014" It's so bad I can't believe this brilliant writer had anything to do with it. "
— Jed, 1/10/2014" If you're into quirky (sometimes crude) humor, Christopher Moore is an author for you. This book kept me amused, but it's not going to make you do any deep-thinking. Good for a vacation read. "
— Kerri, 1/8/2014" In some ways this was a great way to end the trilogy that began with Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck. Abby Normal plays a much larger role which many people might find annoying, but since she has some of the funniest and most clever dialogue, I didn't really mind. And besides, who didn't want to hear more about Chet, the huge shaved cat? "
— Katie, 1/8/2014" Haven't read the first two books in the series but I loved this! "
— Brenda, 1/7/2014" He can just keep writing about the blood suckers. "
— Fredrick, 1/5/2014" I like the first book in the series. The second book was so-so. But this book sucked! I couldn't manage to read the whole book. "
— Amie, 12/22/2013" Like Christopher Moore who has funny dialogue and delightful characters. Not much depth to this one, but good entertainment. Might have approached differently if I had realized it was third book in a trilogy. "
— Alvin, 11/22/2013" I'm on a Moore kick. I just love his light, fun, witty style. It's easy to read, enjoyable, and not too heavy to read while waiting for the sandman. "
— Pam, 10/30/2013Christopher Moore writes satirical fiction. Known for his colorful characters and imaginative story lines, he has gained a cult following for his books, many of which have become New York Times bestsellers.
Susan Bennett, Earphones Award-winning narrator, has enjoyed an extensive career as a vocal artist. She has worked with major agencies on such accounts as Coca-Cola, McDonald’s, AT&T, Blue Cross, Goodyear, and Club Med. She also dabbles in the music industry as the singer and keyboardist for The Interactive! Band. Along with her guitarist husband, Rick Hinkle, she is the co-owner of Audiocam Music, a full-service recording studio.