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3.0001597699313 out of 53.0001597699313 out of 53.0001597699313 out of 53.0001597699313 out of 53.0001597699313 out of 5 3.00 (12,518 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Christopher Moore Narrator: Susan Bennett Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Love Story Series Release Date:
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“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.”

—Carl Hiaasen


The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining  his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Wildly funny…touching…unexpected.”

    Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author

  • “Moore proves he has few rivals on the humour-opus front with this high-larious romp that just might have driven the final nail into old Nosferatu’s coffin.”

    Ottowa Citizen

  • “Moore carved a niche in the horror-comedy genre, and anyone with a fiendish sense of humor will love his writing.”

    Florida Times-Union

  • “Moore’s twisted take on the undead comes as a welcome respite from the recent spate of TV, film, and book offerings to bombard us.”

    Edmonton Journal

  • “I can’t emphasize enough how funny Bite Me is.”


  • “Moore’s most hysterical ‘love story’ to date.”


  • A New York Times Bestseller
  • Selected for the April 2010 Indie Next List
  • A Publishers Weekly Bestseller
  • A USA Today Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Dave Myles | 2/11/2014

    " Another great book from Moore. I wish they'd make some movies out of his novels! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Marissa | 2/7/2014

    " The amusing and action-packed conclusion to the vampiric love story of Jody and Tommy is another fun ride. Abby Normal takes over a major role in the narration in this book, and many returning characters appear - the Emperor and his men, the detectives, and the Animals. Many new characters - both vampiric and not - are introduced, but, by far, the craziest is Chet the vampire cat and his minions. The ending is a nice wrap-up for the trilogy, with both expected and surprise elements. Fun read! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Charlotte | 1/22/2014

    " This book is another example of why I like Christopher Moore's books so much! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Deneen | 1/15/2014

    " Dunno, couldn't get into this one and I've read em all. Could have just been me. Took a long time to finish. Not one of my faves, but somewhat amusing. "

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