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Bite Me: A Love Story Audiobook
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“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.”
—Carl Hiaasen
The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”
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"The amusing and action-packed conclusion to the vampiric love story of Jody and Tommy is another fun ride. Abby Normal takes over a major role in the narration in this book, and many returning characters appear - the Emperor and his men, the detectives, and the Animals. Many new characters - both vampiric and not - are introduced, but, by far, the craziest is Chet the vampire cat and his minions. The ending is a nice wrap-up for the trilogy, with both expected and surprise elements. Fun read!"
— Marissa (4 out of 5 stars)
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“Wildly funny…touching…unexpected.”
— Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author -
“Moore proves he has few rivals on the humour-opus front with this high-larious romp that just might have driven the final nail into old Nosferatu’s coffin.”
— Ottowa Citizen -
“Moore carved a niche in the horror-comedy genre, and anyone with a fiendish sense of humor will love his writing.”
— Florida Times-Union -
“Moore’s twisted take on the undead comes as a welcome respite from the recent spate of TV, film, and book offerings to bombard us.”
— Edmonton Journal -
“I can’t emphasize enough how funny Bite Me is.”
— BookReporter.com -
“Moore’s most hysterical ‘love story’ to date.”
— Booklist
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A New York Times bestseller
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Selected for the April 2010 Indie Next List
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A Publishers Weekly bestseller
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A USA Today bestseller
Bite Me Listener Reviews
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" Another great book from Moore. I wish they'd make some movies out of his novels! "
— Dave, 2/11/2014 -
" This book is another example of why I like Christopher Moore's books so much! "
— Charlotte, 1/22/2014 -
" Dunno, couldn't get into this one and I've read em all. Could have just been me. Took a long time to finish. Not one of my faves, but somewhat amusing. "
— Deneen, 1/15/2014 -
" It's so bad I can't believe this brilliant writer had anything to do with it. "
— Jed, 1/10/2014 -
" If you're into quirky (sometimes crude) humor, Christopher Moore is an author for you. This book kept me amused, but it's not going to make you do any deep-thinking. Good for a vacation read. "
— Kerri, 1/8/2014 -
" In some ways this was a great way to end the trilogy that began with Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck. Abby Normal plays a much larger role which many people might find annoying, but since she has some of the funniest and most clever dialogue, I didn't really mind. And besides, who didn't want to hear more about Chet, the huge shaved cat? "
— Katie, 1/8/2014 -
" Haven't read the first two books in the series but I loved this! "
— Brenda, 1/7/2014 -
" He can just keep writing about the blood suckers. "
— Fredrick, 1/5/2014 -
" I like the first book in the series. The second book was so-so. But this book sucked! I couldn't manage to read the whole book. "
— Amie, 12/22/2013 -
" Like Christopher Moore who has funny dialogue and delightful characters. Not much depth to this one, but good entertainment. Might have approached differently if I had realized it was third book in a trilogy. "
— Alvin, 11/22/2013 -
" I'm on a Moore kick. I just love his light, fun, witty style. It's easy to read, enjoyable, and not too heavy to read while waiting for the sandman. "
— Pam, 10/30/2013 -
" Loved this book. Reminded me of an R rated "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" with all the pop culture references and attitude. A fast, fun read. "
— Dan, 6/13/2013 -
" Well, it's been too long since I've read the precurser books to his story, but i was still able to enjoy everything that happened even though the back stories were somewhat fuzzy. I just like that I get quite a few good gut buster laughs from Christopher Moore's books -- so sue me! "
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Chip, 12/23/2012
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" I bought this book just because...It took me about 2 weeks to get myself past the first chapter! But man once I did I laughed and laughed "
— ♡Kimberly♡, 11/22/2012 -
" Christopher Moore is hilarious. I laughed out loud several times reading this book. "
— Whitney, 10/22/2012 -
" Bite Me didn't make me laugh as much as the other two love stories, but the story was appealing to me. Abigail Von Normal is the silly character in this book and I like that she is. It was nice that she finally become nosssss-feratu. Every girl deserves to live her dream :) "
— Mona, 7/18/2012 -
" I enjoyed this book-mixture of dirty, funny, contemporary, hip vampires/crazy felines/rats story. Amusing. "
— Emily, 5/30/2012 -
" There's almost nothing redeeming about this book. I only picked it up because i remember liking Bloodsucking Fiends years ago. But i did read it all the way through, so... i guess it kept my attention. "
— Jordan, 1/20/2012 -
" Was sad about the ending...call me a romantic "
— Alia, 11/21/2011 -
" This was possibly the best installment of the "Love Story" series. Chris Moore is an exceptionally talented author. "
— Rachel, 10/14/2011 -
" I read You Suck long ago and did not really care for it. I decided to give this one a chance, but so far I like it about at well as the first. That Abby chick gets on my nerves - her slang is too gimmicky for me. "
— Nancy/girlsinthestacks.com, 7/19/2011 -
" I really want to like Moore, but I've decided I just don't. Quirky? Yes. Creative? Kinda. Juvenile? So much that I really don't enjoy it. "
— Sabrina, 6/19/2011 -
" Another favorite due to its blunt humor, crazy plot, and strong characters. I love how wild the story becomes during times you least expect. I suggest you read the review for Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job to get an idea of this book, since the stories are connected. "
— Megan, 6/16/2011 -
" Sassy, hilarious, and surprisingly full of pop cultural reference I enjoyed. One to really help you leave the serious world behind. Also a nice bonus that its set in San Francisco. By no means related to the sparkly vampire craze sweeping the nation. <br/> "
— Lisa, 6/15/2011 -
" This book was awful made it 3 chapters and couldnt go any further.....the book shouldnt be called "you suck" should be this BOOK SUCKS!! "
— Jennifer, 6/12/2011 -
" It's a very amusing book but I do think that it should be funnier in its original language but I really enjoyed it. "
— Cornflakegirl, 6/9/2011 -
" It is a quick and fun read.<br/>After reading the first novel "Bloodsucking Fiends" this one is just like reading on. (Except for the diary form of one of the new characters, which I didn't like)<br/> "
— Nicole, 6/6/2011 -
" Pretty fun read. Will read the first installment of this series and another of Moore's books that Mike suggested---Lamb. "
— Chastity, 6/2/2011 -
" This was not as funny as the first book in the series. "
— Jessica, 6/1/2011 -
" My least favorite Moore book. Just didn't have the hook and absurd whackiness of some of his others. Oddly enough I like his writing when it's at the most outlandish. This wasn't it. If you are new to Moore's books...this is the one to skip. "
— Tracy, 5/31/2011 -
" Moore's vampire books are, in my opinion, by far his best. Love the characters, the witty writing, and his awesome way with words!! And the narrator for the audio books (vampire series, at least) is phenomenal. She really brings the characters to life. "
— Kasi, 5/31/2011 -
" Although there are some funny parts, it's too juvenile for my taste. "
— Evangeline, 5/30/2011 -
" Can't believe I read this in like 8 days. That is a record for me, I am a very slow reader!!! YOU SUCK is the best follow up to "Bloodsucking Fiends" in fact I think I like it better than the first book. "
— Jean, 5/27/2011 -
" Again, what an absolutely hysterical novel! Well done, Mr. Moore, well done. "
— Rachel, 5/26/2011 -
" I got through to the end but I can't say I really enjoyed this one. "
— Rp, 5/14/2011
About Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore writes satirical fiction. Known for his colorful characters and imaginative story lines, he has gained a cult following for his books, many of which have become New York Times bestsellers.
About Susan Bennett
Susan Bennett, Earphones Award-winning narrator, has enjoyed an extensive career as a vocal artist. She has worked with major agencies on such accounts as Coca-Cola, McDonald’s, AT&T, Blue Cross, Goodyear, and Club Med. She also dabbles in the music industry as the singer and keyboardist for The Interactive! Band. Along with her guitarist husband, Rick Hinkle, she is the co-owner of Audiocam Music, a full-service recording studio.