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The Undead Kama Sutra: A Novel Audiobook, by Mario Acevedo Play Audiobook Sample

The Undead Kama Sutra: A Novel Audiobook

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Read By: André Chapoy Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: Felix Gomez Release Date: October 2024 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780063424081

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

59

Longest Chapter Length:

21:11 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

06 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

08:46 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

3

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Publisher Description

Felix Gomez, Latino vampire detective extraordinaire, returns in this third entry in the rollickingly fun and bitingly satiric series. . . . “Raymond Chandler could never have imagined an L.A. like this, where hard-boiled, private-eye vampires fight crime, as well as commit a few during lunch breaks.”— Booklist

Felix Gomez, veteran and vampire detective extraordinaire, has survived aliens, nymphomaniacs, and x-rated bloodsuckers. But now the aliens are back in a fiendish conspiracy to kidnap earth women. Only Felix stands between the aliens and their hapless prey. But when an Army hit man attacks Felix and fellow vampire (and sexpert) Carmen, only the astonishing erotic powers of the undead Kama Sutra may be able to save them.

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"If you are looking for a series that you can really sink your teeth into look no further than Mario Acevedos Felix Gomez series. This is like the third in the series and a person could read these out of order but they may find themselves missing out on a few details from the previous books. In this installment Gomez, the vampire private investigator, is searching for the undead Kama Sutra when he is called upon by a dying alien to help him find the person that killed him. With aliens, vampires and boob enhancement drugs Acevedo weaves a tale that is full of action and humor. I also have a soft spot for this author as he is from the place I was born and raised and he uses as a base for his character Felix."

— Robert (4 out of 5 stars)

The Undead Kama Sutra Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.4193548387096775 out of 53.4193548387096775 out of 53.4193548387096775 out of 53.4193548387096775 out of 53.4193548387096775 out of 5 (3.42)
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  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " These books are always funny for me, I really enjoy the latino flavor. Nice drama also. Quite entertaining, and will continue reading the series. "

    — Lilia, 2/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " More supernatural, science fiction (aliens), government conspiracies, and hard-boiled detective fiction. I've begun to acquire a taste for this spicy mix. "

    — John, 2/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Solid Felix Gomez vampire detective. I'll start the next after I clear my back log. "

    — Richard, 1/26/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " With a narrative that seems like, at times, it was written by a brain dead frat boy and very basic mistakes in storytelling, this has to be one of the worst books I have ever read. "

    — Chris, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book does not live up to the expectation the title can give. Not at all. "

    — Alyson, 1/23/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Mario Acevedo's third book in the Felix Gomez series is a bit of a let down after the first two. Hopefully the fourth book, Jailbait Zombie will be a bit better. "

    — Scott, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I loved this, well written and funny. I have both the e-book and the audio book. Probably my favorite of the series "

    — Penny, 1/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Wow! Another winner. How long can Mario keep Felix going? Duh, vampires live forever, right? Unless... "

    — Carol, 12/3/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A good follow up in the Felix Gomez vampire detective series. Eminently readable and a fun diversion. "

    — Stephen, 12/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Gotta love Felix. He always get his vampire or in this case alien. I enjoyed the fast pace of this book and the wit of Felix. Although this book did end on a cliff hanger. What's going to happen to Carmen now? "

    — Cindi, 11/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Middle-rating because I haven't finished it yet. Cute, light-hearted, and fun romp with vampires and aliens. Oh, and sex. "

    — Kitteh, 11/5/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Alien conspiracies and vampire gymnastic sex; what's not to love. "

    — Jo, 5/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Still not my thing. Still loving this character despite myself. I've read them all so far, and I'll keep buying. Felix is almost a friend now. A weird friend you could introduce to your mother (who makes allowances), but not necessarily to your coworkers. "

    — Theresa, 4/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " These books are always a hoot, and this one was no exception. Mario Acevedo definitely has a screw loose to come up with this stuff!! I have the next 2 sitting in The Pile and will probably get them read this summer. "

    — Melodie, 4/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " So far I've liked the first book in this series the best. The third installment is the begining of a new storyline that I believe will continue over the next few books. "

    — Jen, 10/24/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I still enjoy the hell out of Felix and his world, but Acevedo's choppy writing style continues to distract me just enough to keep his books out of five-star range. "

    — Robin, 9/10/2012
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I hate my friend Nate right now. He gave me this book as a "present", but it definitely was the punishment he was looking for. The plot sucks. The dialogue sucks. Everything about this book is pure stupid. "

    — Rebecca, 12/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Loved it! Had to start #4 right after! "

    — KarmaKittie, 6/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Was a little wary from the title alone. But it's actually a really good deceive make you think suspense thriller. "

    — Bobby, 6/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Vampires, murders, kama sutra, odd sense of humor, fun read. "

    — Obisbooks, 5/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " More supernatural, science fiction (aliens), government conspiracies, and hard-boiled detective fiction. I've begun to acquire a taste for this spicy mix. "

    — John, 4/25/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Loved it! Had to start #4 right after! "

    — KarmaKittie, 3/29/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I still enjoy the hell out of Felix and his world, but Acevedo's choppy writing style continues to distract me just enough to keep his books out of five-star range. "

    — Robin, 11/6/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Alien conspiracies and vampire gymnastic sex; what's not to love. "

    — Jo, 3/27/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I loved this, well written and funny. I have both the e-book and the audio book. Probably my favorite of the series "

    — Penny, 3/26/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " These books are always funny for me, I really enjoy the latino flavor. Nice drama also. Quite entertaining, and will continue reading the series. "

    — Luna, 11/9/2009
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I really enjoyed the 3rd book in the Felix Gomez series. Best of the bunch so far. Mario's strange twist of the vampire saga is unique and keeps me reading. Looking forward to the next one. "

    — Craig, 9/5/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I enjoy the irreverence of Acevedo - things just get so wild! "

    — Coki, 6/27/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Mario Acevedo's third book in the Felix Gomez series is a bit of a let down after the first two. Hopefully the fourth book, Jailbait Zombie will be a bit better. "

    — Anthony, 3/31/2009
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Wow! Another winner. How long can Mario keep Felix going? Duh, vampires live forever, right? Unless... "

    — Carol, 3/11/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A good follow up in the Felix Gomez vampire detective series. Eminently readable and a fun diversion. "

    — Stephen, 1/25/2009

About Mario Acevedo

Mario Acevedo is the bestselling author of The Nymphos of Rocky Flats, X-Rated Bloodsuckers, The Undead Kama Sutra, and Jailbait Zombie. He lives and writes in Denver, Colorado.