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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (603 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Mario Acevedo Narrator: Jay Snyder Publisher: HarperAudio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: August 2008 ISBN:
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Felix Gomez returned from the war in Iraq a changed man - once a soldier, now forever a vampire. So the undead underworld put his skills to work as a private detective, specializing in the sordid, the sexy, and the supernatural.

After surviving aliens, nymphomaniacs, and X-rated bloodsuckers, it's high time for a vacation. Now the aliens are back in a fiendish conspiracy with the U.S. government, and only Felix stands between them and the Earth women they covet. But when an army hit man attacks Felix and the bodacious vampire sexpert, Carmen, not even the astonishing erotic powers of the Kama Sutra for the Undead may be able to save them. Download and start listening now!

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Listener Opinions

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lilia | 2/19/2014

    " These books are always funny for me, I really enjoy the latino flavor. Nice drama also. Quite entertaining, and will continue reading the series. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 John Hart | 2/8/2014

    " More supernatural, science fiction (aliens), government conspiracies, and hard-boiled detective fiction. I've begun to acquire a taste for this spicy mix. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Richard | 1/26/2014

    " Solid Felix Gomez vampire detective. I'll start the next after I clear my back log. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Robert Brase | 1/25/2014

    " If you are looking for a series that you can really sink your teeth into look no further than Mario Acevedos Felix Gomez series. This is like the third in the series and a person could read these out of order but they may find themselves missing out on a few details from the previous books. In this installment Gomez, the vampire private investigator, is searching for the undead Kama Sutra when he is called upon by a dying alien to help him find the person that killed him. With aliens, vampires and boob enhancement drugs Acevedo weaves a tale that is full of action and humor. I also have a soft spot for this author as he is from the place I was born and raised and he uses as a base for his character Felix. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Chris Nichols | 1/24/2014

    " With a narrative that seems like, at times, it was written by a brain dead frat boy and very basic mistakes in storytelling, this has to be one of the worst books I have ever read. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Alyson | 1/23/2014

    " This book does not live up to the expectation the title can give. Not at all. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Scott | 1/19/2014

    " Mario Acevedo's third book in the Felix Gomez series is a bit of a let down after the first two. Hopefully the fourth book, Jailbait Zombie will be a bit better. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Penny Ash | 1/7/2014

    " I loved this, well written and funny. I have both the e-book and the audio book. Probably my favorite of the series "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Carol | 12/3/2013

    " Wow! Another winner. How long can Mario keep Felix going? Duh, vampires live forever, right? Unless... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Stephen | 12/1/2013

    " A good follow up in the Felix Gomez vampire detective series. Eminently readable and a fun diversion. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Cindi (cheesygiraffe) | 11/21/2013

    " Gotta love Felix. He always get his vampire or in this case alien. I enjoyed the fast pace of this book and the wit of Felix. Although this book did end on a cliff hanger. What's going to happen to Carmen now? "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kitteh | 11/5/2013

    " Middle-rating because I haven't finished it yet. Cute, light-hearted, and fun romp with vampires and aliens. Oh, and sex. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jo | 5/30/2013

    " Alien conspiracies and vampire gymnastic sex; what's not to love. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Theresa Nash | 4/27/2013

    " Still not my thing. Still loving this character despite myself. I've read them all so far, and I'll keep buying. Felix is almost a friend now. A weird friend you could introduce to your mother (who makes allowances), but not necessarily to your coworkers. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Melodie | 4/13/2013

    " These books are always a hoot, and this one was no exception. Mario Acevedo definitely has a screw loose to come up with this stuff!! I have the next 2 sitting in The Pile and will probably get them read this summer. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jen | 10/24/2012

    " So far I've liked the first book in this series the best. The third installment is the begining of a new storyline that I believe will continue over the next few books. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Robin | 9/10/2012

    " I still enjoy the hell out of Felix and his world, but Acevedo's choppy writing style continues to distract me just enough to keep his books out of five-star range. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Rebecca | 12/9/2011

    " I hate my friend Nate right now. He gave me this book as a "present", but it definitely was the punishment he was looking for. The plot sucks. The dialogue sucks. Everything about this book is pure stupid. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 KarmaKittie | 6/28/2011

    " Loved it! Had to start #4 right after! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Bobby Tupa | 6/13/2011

    " Was a little wary from the title alone. But it's actually a really good deceive make you think suspense thriller. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Obisbooks | 5/15/2011

    " Vampires, murders, kama sutra, odd sense of humor, fun read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 John | 4/25/2011

    " More supernatural, science fiction (aliens), government conspiracies, and hard-boiled detective fiction. I've begun to acquire a taste for this spicy mix. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 KarmaKittie | 3/29/2011

    " Loved it! Had to start #4 right after! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Robin | 11/6/2010

    " I still enjoy the hell out of Felix and his world, but Acevedo's choppy writing style continues to distract me just enough to keep his books out of five-star range. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jo | 3/27/2010

    " Alien conspiracies and vampire gymnastic sex; what's not to love. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Penny | 3/26/2010

    " I loved this, well written and funny. I have both the e-book and the audio book. Probably my favorite of the series "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Luna | 11/9/2009

    " These books are always funny for me, I really enjoy the latino flavor. Nice drama also. Quite entertaining, and will continue reading the series. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Craig | 9/5/2009

    " I really enjoyed the 3rd book in the Felix Gomez series. Best of the bunch so far. Mario's strange twist of the vampire saga is unique and keeps me reading. Looking forward to the next one. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Coki | 6/27/2009

    " I enjoy the irreverence of Acevedo - things just get so wild! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Anthony | 3/31/2009

    " Mario Acevedo's third book in the Felix Gomez series is a bit of a let down after the first two. Hopefully the fourth book, Jailbait Zombie will be a bit better. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Carol | 3/11/2009

    " Wow! Another winner. How long can Mario keep Felix going? Duh, vampires live forever, right? Unless... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Stephen | 1/25/2009

    " A good follow up in the Felix Gomez vampire detective series. Eminently readable and a fun diversion. "

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