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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (1,598 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Mario Acevedo Narrator: Jay Snyder Publisher: HarperAudio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: August 2008 ISBN:
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The first and only vampire book to be declassifiedby the federal government...

Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire.

Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He'll find out the cause of all these horny women or die trying! But first he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who just want his body...

Skewering sexual myths, conspiracy fables, and government bureaucracy, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats reveals the bizarre world of the undead with a humorous slant and a fresh twist. Download and start listening now!

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Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Sarah | 2/18/2014

    " Free kindle read. I haven't read much urban fantasy from a male standpoint but this was an interesting read. A new take on vampires is never a bad thing and this was set in Colorado, which added some local interest. Lots of action, lots of story and (for me, anyhow) a surprise ending. Solid storytelling. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jenny D. | 2/7/2014

    " A good trashy read, but not good enough to send me to the shelves in search of more work by this author. Vampire fiction with an army/government conspiracy added in. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Bill Childers | 2/6/2014

    " Way better than any sparkly vampire crap. ;) "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Joseph Teller | 2/5/2014

    " Like all of Mario Acevedo's books, it's title is far more lurid than it's contents. It's a Mystery story with his Vampire Detective solving a medical mystery that may have something to do with Government secrets and unusual radiation exposure. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 DarkHeart "Vehngeance" | 1/20/2014

    " An entertaining enough book, but not really to my taste in the end. However, I still love the title and cover. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Alex | 12/28/2013

    " I hate war books. This was no exception. Didn't make it past the 2nd chapter. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lauren | 12/27/2013

    " Vampire detective fiction. A new genre for me, but a lot of fun. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Leann | 12/23/2013

    " Pretty good but not enough sex. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Rachel | 12/22/2013

    " Interesting take on vampire society. I loved the cocky attitude of Felix. Started #2 right after this one and #3 is waiting on my bookshelf. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Amanda | 12/20/2013

    " Amusing and completely absurd. Not really what I was expecting. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 M | 12/14/2013

    " An odd mix of vampires, military cover-ups, and trashy novels. Acevado is able to pull it all together, but one wonders if the titles of his books are better than the actual books themselves. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Julie | 12/7/2013

    " Got about 2/3 way through and gave up. Started Claire DeWitt and the City of the Dead and this one really paled in comparison. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Emily Jo | 11/22/2013

    " The first of another urban fantasy series, but with a decidedly different style than what I've previously read. I actually really liked it. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Joe | 8/22/2013

    " This was a funny book, with some original stuff, but for the most part, not great, just good. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Lawrence Kapture | 6/13/2013

    " Nymphos of Rocky Flats by Mario Acevedo didn't appeal to me. I thought the main character was a bastard and an idiot. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Dani | 12/26/2012

    " I was pretty disappointed in this book. The main character was unsuccessfully macho, and though the plot was quirky, it didn't really catch my attention. Also - for a book with "nymphos" in the title, it has surprisingly little sex. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Carol | 11/14/2012

    " The title caught my eye! I'm not a big vampire fan. But, this series is so totally different and off the wall, I'm anxiously awaiting the 4th book! Mario Acevedo is sort of like the Carl Hiaasen of vampires. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Nevereverend | 2/16/2012

    " While I found the book to be a fun read, I was not enamoured with the authors writing style or the story as a whole. Characters were kinda cliche and poorly developed. All in all, it read like a second rate attempt to mimic the Dresden Files, but with a vampiric protagonist. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Michelle Blackwell | 11/30/2011

    " I had to read this for a class. It's not my favorite vampire novel. Perhaps, I need to read it again. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 George Schlossnagle | 11/28/2011

    " Interesting concept but mediocre execution. Also tries a little too hard to be too cool for school. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Sarah | 8/30/2011

    " i didn't like the weird twist at the end but overall the book was good "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jack | 6/12/2011

    " Quite poorly written. I heard the second one is better, but I don't know if I have the heart to try. Throw all the urban-fantasy cliches you can gather into a big blender and out comes this. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kenton | 5/14/2011

    " Ok, I bought this for the setting near to where i live and because i drove by rocky flats for years and have even been inside but I will have to sy i bought for the tightl and its contents and its rather quirky hero. The story is actually good but I might say its good urban too "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Charina | 5/5/2011

    " Read this book because the husband discarded it. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Wendy | 4/16/2011

    " I liked the overall concept and story of the book. It seemed a little rushed at times but overall not a bad read. I would read the next in series. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 WeyrCat | 4/8/2011

    " I had completely forgotten reading this book until I saw the cover again. I remember thinking it was AWFUL. I read it right after Lovely Bones, which was much better. Go read that instead. Nymphos indeed. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Leo | 3/8/2011

    " The only, ONLY reason I finished this book is because it is short. Acevedo is not a terrible writer, but I guess he's just cashing in on the vampire craze. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Tammy | 3/1/2011

    " Interesting. Of course I had to read it because it was about vampires. And it was definitely unique. Just not that great. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 R | 2/5/2011

    " Interesting take on vampire society. I loved the cocky attitude of Felix. Started #2 right after this one and #3 is waiting on my bookshelf. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Luci | 1/24/2011

    " Another easy, entertaining read. I'm not itching to read the next book but wouldn't mind spending a little more time with these characters. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Chase | 1/15/2011

    " Fun series and great characters. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Michelle | 12/27/2010

    " I had to read this for a class. It's not my favorite vampire novel. Perhaps, I need to read it again. "

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