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The Nymphos of Rocky Flats: A Novel Audiobook, by Mario Acevedo Play Audiobook Sample

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats: A Novel Audiobook

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Read By: André Chapoy Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.88 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: Felix Gomez Release Date: September 2024 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780063424050

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

35

Longest Chapter Length:

23:19 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

07 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

13:15 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

3

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Publisher Description

The first book in a fun new Latino vampire series, for fans of Christopher Moore’s bestselling novels, and Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s From Dusk Til Dawn

Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He’ll find out the cause of all these horny woman or die trying! But to do so, he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who want him just for his body.

Action packed and full of humor, Nymphos of Rocky Flats is the perfect read for anyone who likes vampires, detective stories, or just a wonderful fun read.

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"The title caught my eye! I'm not a big vampire fan. But, this series is so totally different and off the wall, I'm anxiously awaiting the 4th book! Mario Acevedo is sort of like the Carl Hiaasen of vampires."

— Carol (5 out of 5 stars)

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 2.6774193548387095 out of 52.6774193548387095 out of 52.6774193548387095 out of 52.6774193548387095 out of 52.6774193548387095 out of 5 (2.68)
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  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Free kindle read. I haven't read much urban fantasy from a male standpoint but this was an interesting read. A new take on vampires is never a bad thing and this was set in Colorado, which added some local interest. Lots of action, lots of story and (for me, anyhow) a surprise ending. Solid storytelling. "

    — Sarah, 2/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A good trashy read, but not good enough to send me to the shelves in search of more work by this author. Vampire fiction with an army/government conspiracy added in. "

    — Jenny, 2/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Way better than any sparkly vampire crap. ;) "

    — Bill, 2/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Like all of Mario Acevedo's books, it's title is far more lurid than it's contents. It's a Mystery story with his Vampire Detective solving a medical mystery that may have something to do with Government secrets and unusual radiation exposure. "

    — Joseph, 2/5/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " An entertaining enough book, but not really to my taste in the end. However, I still love the title and cover. "

    — DarkHeart, 1/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I hate war books. This was no exception. Didn't make it past the 2nd chapter. "

    — Alex, 12/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Vampire detective fiction. A new genre for me, but a lot of fun. "

    — Lauren, 12/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Pretty good but not enough sex. "

    — Leann, 12/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Interesting take on vampire society. I loved the cocky attitude of Felix. Started #2 right after this one and #3 is waiting on my bookshelf. "

    — Rachel, 12/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Amusing and completely absurd. Not really what I was expecting. "

    — Amanda, 12/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " An odd mix of vampires, military cover-ups, and trashy novels. Acevado is able to pull it all together, but one wonders if the titles of his books are better than the actual books themselves. "

    — M, 12/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Got about 2/3 way through and gave up. Started Claire DeWitt and the City of the Dead and this one really paled in comparison. "

    — Julie, 12/7/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The first of another urban fantasy series, but with a decidedly different style than what I've previously read. I actually really liked it. "

    — Emily, 11/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This was a funny book, with some original stuff, but for the most part, not great, just good. "

    — Joe, 8/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Nymphos of Rocky Flats by Mario Acevedo didn't appeal to me. I thought the main character was a bastard and an idiot. "

    — Lawrence, 6/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I was pretty disappointed in this book. The main character was unsuccessfully macho, and though the plot was quirky, it didn't really catch my attention. Also - for a book with "nymphos" in the title, it has surprisingly little sex. "

    — Dani, 12/26/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " While I found the book to be a fun read, I was not enamoured with the authors writing style or the story as a whole. Characters were kinda cliche and poorly developed. All in all, it read like a second rate attempt to mimic the Dresden Files, but with a vampiric protagonist. "

    — Nevereverend, 2/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I had to read this for a class. It's not my favorite vampire novel. Perhaps, I need to read it again. "

    — Michelle, 11/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Interesting concept but mediocre execution. Also tries a little too hard to be too cool for school. "

    — George, 11/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " i didn't like the weird twist at the end but overall the book was good "

    — Sarah, 8/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Quite poorly written. I heard the second one is better, but I don't know if I have the heart to try. Throw all the urban-fantasy cliches you can gather into a big blender and out comes this. "

    — Jack, 6/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Ok, I bought this for the setting near to where i live and because i drove by rocky flats for years and have even been inside but I will have to sy i bought for the tightl and its contents and its rather quirky hero. The story is actually good but I might say its good urban too "

    — Kenton, 5/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Read this book because the husband discarded it. "

    — Charina, 5/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I liked the overall concept and story of the book. It seemed a little rushed at times but overall not a bad read. I would read the next in series. "

    — Wendy, 4/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I had completely forgotten reading this book until I saw the cover again. I remember thinking it was AWFUL. I read it right after Lovely Bones, which was much better. Go read that instead. Nymphos indeed. "

    — WeyrCat, 4/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The only, ONLY reason I finished this book is because it is short. Acevedo is not a terrible writer, but I guess he's just cashing in on the vampire craze. "

    — Leo, 3/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Interesting. Of course I had to read it because it was about vampires. And it was definitely unique. Just not that great. "

    — Tammy, 3/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Interesting take on vampire society. I loved the cocky attitude of Felix. Started #2 right after this one and #3 is waiting on my bookshelf. "

    — R, 2/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Another easy, entertaining read. I'm not itching to read the next book but wouldn't mind spending a little more time with these characters. "

    — Luci, 1/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Fun series and great characters. "

    — Chase, 1/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I had to read this for a class. It's not my favorite vampire novel. Perhaps, I need to read it again. "

    — Michelle, 12/27/2010

About Mario Acevedo

Mario Acevedo is the bestselling author of The Nymphos of Rocky Flats, X-Rated Bloodsuckers, The Undead Kama Sutra, and Jailbait Zombie. He lives and writes in Denver, Colorado.