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The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific Audiobook, by J. Maarten Troost Play Audiobook Sample

The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific Audiobook

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Read By: Simon Vance Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: January 2006 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781481565554

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

22

Longest Chapter Length:

52:44 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

19 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

23:28 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

4

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Publisher Description

At age twenty-six, Maarten Troost decided to pack up his flip-flops and move to a remote South Pacific island. The idea of dropping everything and moving to the ends of the earth was irresistibly romantic. He should have known better.

This book tells the hilarious story of what happens when he discovers that the island is not the paradise he dreamed of. Falling into one amusing misadventure after another, Troost struggles with stifling heat, deadly bacteria, and polluted seas in a country where the only music to be heard is “La Macarena.” He and his girlfriend, Sylvia, contend with incompetent officials, alarmingly large critters, a paucity of food options (including the Great Beer Crisis), and bizarre local characters, including “Half-Dead Fred” and the so-called Poet Laureate of Tarawa, a British drunkard who’s never written a poem in his life.

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"Just as good the second time 'round perhaps a little more dated. What adventurous 26 year old hasn't thought about taking off and taking up on a tropical island? Maarten Troost does just that with his girlfriend Sylvia. He's smart, bored, affable, politically oriented and wryly observant. He finished graduate school and instead of getting a job decides to travel and we are all the better for it. Sylvia gets a government position and off to to Kiribati and the city of Tarawa we go. City is used very loosely for this atoll. What follows is a laugh out funny travel memoir. His snarkiness ends up going native after living there for two years and we observe the trials and concessions of living on an atoll on the equator and they're never what you think they might be. Also be prepared for a thorough history lesson on well, a lot. All sorts of tidbits, both archaic and modern, are thrown about so you can learn while you laugh."

— Elizabeth (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “Truly funny and engaging…Troost’s darkly comic sensibility is nicely served by Simon Vance’s wry, understated delivery which captures the author’s flair for self-deprecation.”

    — Washington Post (audio review)
  • “If you’re looking for an audio travelogue from hell, check out Simon Vance’s top-notch narration here…Vance provides a stiff-upper-lip tone perfectly suited to Troost’s narrative and unleashes a range of accents and voices that bring to life a South Sea island packed with lunatic locals.”

    — AudioFile
  • “A delightful, self-deprecating, extremely sly account of life in a place so wretched it gives new, terrible meaning to getting away from it all.”

    — National Geographic Adventure
  • “A comic masterwork of travel writing and a revealing look at a culture clash.”

    — Publishers Weekly (starred review)
  • “Troost has found his calling in broadly humorous travel writing. He’s a natural…He can also laugh at himself, almost as often as the islanders do… Lives up to the billing as ‘a travel, adventure, humor, memoir kind of book’—and a really good one, at that.”

    — Kirkus Reviews (starred review)
  • “A hilarious, sardonic travelogue…readers learn how humor itself can be a necessary tool for survival.”

    — Booklist
  • “Written with wit and wonder, The Sex Lives of Cannibals is a great escape. You’ll learn something and laugh along the way.”

    — Ingram

Awards

  • A Washington Post Pick of Best Audiobooks to Transport You to Another Place

The Sex Lives of Cannibals Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.9 out of 53.9 out of 53.9 out of 53.9 out of 53.9 out of 5 (3.90)
5 Stars: 12
4 Stars: 18
3 Stars: 5
2 Stars: 4
1 Stars: 1
Narration: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 (5.00)
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Story: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 (5.00)
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    — Dianne Birney, 4/5/2016
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Hilarious, although the guy comes off as a bit whiny at certain points. "

    — Faith, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " For awhile I could not figure out what all the hype was about. Finally, once I was about 100 pages into the book I found the author's rhythm and humour. It will not be on my top ten this year, but it was interesting to read about this foreign island and the i-kiribatis ways of living. I could not have lived on the island for more than a day. To be honest I never really took to the book-it was alright. I am not sure what I was expecting, but what I read is not it. "

    — Tara, 2/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Both this book and 'getting stoned...' were laugh-out-loud funny and very informative and interesting as well :) perfect way to escape to a tropical island without actually going anywhere! "

    — 2478, 2/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Listened to the audiobook to and from work. While I'm not a huge fan of people other than the author reading the books on the audiobook versions, the narrator was great. The book was very enlightening, eye-opening and certainly worth a read. "

    — Tim, 2/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " this non-fiction about living on a remote atoll in the pacific was very entertaining, and educational. it was a bit like reading bill bryson. the title is mis-leading b/c there's nothing really about cannibals and very little about sex lives, which is just fine by me! "

    — Elaine, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Most hilarious book I've ever read, the best I've read from him. "

    — Meghan, 1/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Brilliantly hilarious - I can't decide if I want to have this author's life or if this is a cautionary tale of something to avoid. Through my hysterical laughter, I related on a number of levels. "

    — Cat, 1/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Laugh out loud funny, don't read this book in public unless you like attention! "

    — Reuben, 1/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I think this book is hilarious, but no one I know can get into it. I don't understand. The part about diapers floating around at the beach gave me a really great speech topic- thanks mr troost! "

    — Amy, 11/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Entertaining. The audio was very well done. "

    — Sue, 10/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Great travel lit from literally the end of the world. "

    — Andy, 8/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Funny travelogue of a year in Kiribati. "

    — Ariana, 8/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Hilarious, interesting and horrifying all at the same time!!! "

    — Debbie, 8/3/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Inspiring! What an adventure - life changing, bare-bones, image-provoking. "

    — Cathay, 6/7/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Probably the most fun travel book I've ever read! Troost's witty and uniquely Dutch-American humor makes this book a fun look at life at the edge of the world "

    — Sarahcoulter, 2/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I want to give it 1.5. "

    — Rachel, 1/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " laugh out loud...and very scatological:) "

    — Sheli, 10/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I didn't realize until halfway through this book that J. Maarten Troost also wrote a travel book about China that's been on my to-read for forever. This is a quick funny read that makes my life abroad seem positively tame. "

    — Liz, 7/18/2012
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Ugh. I never would have finished this book if I hadn't been reading it for book club. It's 200 pages of the author feeling snugly superior and having a laugh at the expense of the people of Kiribati. Cultural sensitivity at its worse. "

    — Karli, 7/9/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Laugh-out-loud funny! An interesting read in which a very different culture is exposed. "

    — Amy1882, 5/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Hilarious. Thank you, Emma. "

    — Becky, 5/1/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " There were parts of this book that held my interest, while other parts kind of left me adrift wondering if I should do the unthinkable and stop reading half-way through. It was ok but nothing that overwhelmed me with warm and fuzzy feelings. "

    — Sugardaddiecom, 1/18/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Hands down hilarious. The author's dry sense of humor keeps you laughing the whole way through the book. It's hard to image what they went through for two years, living on a rock in the middle of the Pacific ocean. Well worth the read. "

    — Brian, 12/25/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I read this one while in Fiji. I enjoyed it just as much as "Getting Stoned with Savages". Troost is just a very easy, hilariously fun read. "

    — Jodi, 7/22/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Again, chose this to read on vacation and it was perfect. This was a very entertaining read and I would have enjoyed it even without the trip. Definitely laughed out loud many times. "

    — Mary, 7/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " While a very funny true life travel book, the author touches on the realities of poverty on the Pacific atoll of Tarawa. "

    — Klenox, 5/23/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Really liked this book. Troost is clever, funny, and relevent. "

    — Jamie, 5/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I didn't finish this.. I became tired and depressed with it... "

    — Donna, 5/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " If you want to know what it is like to live on a small island in the Pacific.... this captures it! Funny writing too. As a resident of Guam now, I REALLY loved it! "

    — Karly, 4/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is a 3.5 rating.<br/><br/>He had some laugh out loud moments, but tended to ramble a bit. (Love the name though - and I discovered what an atoll is, so no complaints!) "

    — Kimber, 4/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book was very fun. Not too serious, not too whimsical. It was very stuff focused, and I tend to enjoy books that are more people focused. I'm not dying to read more Maarten Troost, but I think I eventually will read Lost on Planet China. "

    — Josh, 4/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " One of the funniest books I've ever read. <br/><br/>I actually read it in part on a trip, and the people in the airport gave me very strange looks as I couldn't help but laugh out loud. "

    — Sara, 4/10/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Very funny! I really did have a fantasy of living on some remote tropical island...not anymore! "

    — Kerry, 4/7/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book was a great read. Funny, but distressing about how we take care of our world. I never thought about how an atoll deals with war and garbage and even fresh water. "

    — Karenj454, 4/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Enjoyable and provided enough details about Kiribati that I felt like I learned something. "

    — Sara, 4/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Highly enjoyable. <br/> <br/>Fast read. <br/> <br/>Funny, with some excellent and perceptive writing.. "

    — Stephen, 4/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The author's writing is very entertaining but I found the book did not hold my interest. I guess I need more of a story which I care about to keep me thoroughly engaged. I did finish it but it took me a long tine considering the book's size. "

    — Lisa, 4/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is not necessarily the best book ever but it is a fun story. The title is actually a joke - it's neither racy nor gory. The narration drags on a bit in places but is quite funny and I think could be adapted into a great little travel film. "

    — Emily, 3/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Read this returning to the US after 2+ years of backpacking/working/living in Africa and Europe. Found it hysterically true and apt. Giggle now thinking of it. Quick entertaining read. "

    — Wog, 3/30/2011

About J. Maarten Troost

J. Maarten Troost’s essays have appeared in the Atlantic Monthly, Washington Post, and the Prague Post. After two years in the Pacific, he was hired as a consultant by the World Bank. He spent several years in Fiji then relocated to the United States and now lives with his family in Monterey, California.

About Simon Vance

Simon Vance (a.k.a. Robert Whitfield) is an award-winning actor and narrator. He has earned more than fifty Earphones Awards and won the prestigious Audie Award for best narration thirteen times. He was named Booklist’s very first Voice of Choice in 2008 and has been named an AudioFile Golden Voice as well as an AudioFile Best Voice of 2009. He has narrated more than eight hundred audiobooks over almost thirty years, beginning when he was a radio newsreader for the BBC in London. He is also an actor who has appeared on both stage and television.