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Lost on Planet China: The Strange and True Story of One Man’s Attempt to Understand the World’s Most Mystifying Nation, or How He Became Comfortable Eating Live Squid Audiobook, by J. Maarten Troost Play Audiobook Sample

Lost on Planet China: The Strange and True Story of One Man’s Attempt to Understand the World’s Most Mystifying Nation, or How He Became Comfortable Eating Live Squid Audiobook

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Read By: Simon Vance Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: July 2008 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781483051536

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

25

Longest Chapter Length:

57:06 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

04:09 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

25:58 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

4

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Publisher Description

Troost charmed listeners with his humorous tales of wandering the remote islands of the South Pacific in The Sex Lives of Cannibals and Getting Stoned with Savages. When the travel bug bit again, he took on the world’s most populous and intriguing nation.

As Troost relates his gonzo adventure—dodging deadly drivers in Shanghai, eating yak in Tibet, deciphering restaurant menus (offering local favorites such as cattle penis with garlic), and visiting with Chairman Mao (still dead)—he reveals a vast, complex country on the brink of transformation that will shape the way we all work, live, and think. This insightful, hilarious narrative brings China to life as you’ve never seen it before.

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"This was not as good as his other Sex lives of Cannibals or Getting Stoned with the Savages. Still a great read. It is his unique viewpoint that is so entertaining. I have traveled in several Asian countries, but never to mainland China. So it described many things I have not. If you have been to mainland PRC you may enjoy his perspective on what you also experienced. It is definitely worth a look."

— Patrick (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “Troost is refreshingly upbeat, without a hint of ugly American elitism…readers interested in a warts-and-all look at this complicated, evolving country will find this a rich education.”

    — Publishers Weekly (starred review)
  • “The book that made me laugh out loud more times than I can remember…”

    — BookPage
  • “Troost tackles modern China with his trademark wit and unstinting honesty. A genuine pleasure to read…[Offers] continued entertainment for the reader.”

    — Library Journal

Lost on Planet China Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.5416666666666665 out of 53.5416666666666665 out of 53.5416666666666665 out of 53.5416666666666665 out of 53.5416666666666665 out of 5 (3.54)
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  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is Troost's best by far. Funny from start to finish. He manages to give a realistic picture of life in today's China in an entertaining and hilarious manner but without insulting the Chinese. He is both enthralled with and appalled by China today. Great read! "

    — Carol, 2/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Fun book and interesting about China, but couldn't get past what a bad traveler he was and that he left his wife and new born behind to write this book! "

    — Rebecca, 1/31/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Hilarious China travelogue, ala Bill Bryson. "

    — Katy, 1/29/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I really enjoy Troost's sense of humor and his delivery of details. Good stuff. "

    — Melissa, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Excellent! I got an advance reader copy. I recommend his first two though. "

    — Sara, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Now I want to read his other books!! "

    — Rachel, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Not as entertaining as sex lives of canibals but not bad either - after reading this You may lose any interest you might have had in visiting china. I feel like I need to read another author's experience to learn if it is really as bad as this. "

    — Susan, 12/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The best from this author "

    — Katy, 12/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Very entertaining but I'm uncertain if someone who has never been to Mainland China would understand a lot of the references and inside jokes. "

    — Marilyn, 11/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " An interesting account of traveling in China- and quite funny, too! "

    — Miranda, 11/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Entertaining and informative, but easy to put down. "

    — Tim, 11/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " CHINA - I already knew there were A LOT of people in China. It seems the author was constantly surprised to find himself surrounded by a lot of Chinese people. I felt bad for China the whole time I was reading this book. "

    — Cynthia, 11/5/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This was entertaining and an easy read, but for insight on China I prefer Peter Hessler. "

    — Rachel, 8/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " So I've always wondered "What is China really like???" So I picked up this book. And I loved the peek that it gave me into the country and the culture. I got bored near the end, but was glad I read it. PG-13 rating for some language. "

    — Becca, 2/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I loved his first two books, Sex LIves of Cannibals and Getting Stoned with Savages and rated them a 5 - but this I only rated a 4. Not quite up to speed of the first two, but had a whopper of an ending. "

    — Judy, 10/6/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It was amusing and well-written, with plenty of historical context. But I just couldn't shake the fact that it was often quite negative. "

    — Rachel, 11/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Third book by Troost...following the success of his first two books. Really an honest and interesting commentary on the world as he travels it. Makes me laugh out loud, great sense of humor but still a serious look at environmental issues facing China today. "

    — Christy, 6/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Good idea, but waaay too long. "

    — Andrea, 4/26/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I want to travel around the world with J. Maarten Troost. "

    — Diane, 4/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Funny at times, although not particularly enlightening. His target audience seems to be anyone who has but a vague idea of China. "

    — Nanar, 4/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This bood was hilarious. Very funny true story about the author traveling around China in the hopes to move his family there. He went to scout it out. His take on everything was just so funny, I highly recommend this book if you want to laugh out loud. "

    — Christy, 4/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I was amazed at some of what I learned about a place and culture that I don't know much about. Fun to live vicariously through the author's vagabond experiences. "

    — Bethgentner, 3/23/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I thought that this book was ok. It painted a very sad portrait of 21st century China and it wasn't quite as funny as his other two novels. "

    — Julia, 3/10/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " For anyone who enjoys travel literature this is a fun read. The author spends a number of months traveling around China from the major cities to Tibet. His way of writing is very funny and honest. The author has the best job around! "

    — Katie, 3/7/2011

About J. Maarten Troost

J. Maarten Troost’s essays have appeared in the Atlantic Monthly, Washington Post, and the Prague Post. After two years in the Pacific, he was hired as a consultant by the World Bank. He spent several years in Fiji then relocated to the United States and now lives with his family in Monterey, California.

About Simon Vance

Simon Vance (a.k.a. Robert Whitfield) is an award-winning actor and narrator. He has earned more than fifty Earphones Awards and won the prestigious Audie Award for best narration thirteen times. He was named Booklist’s very first Voice of Choice in 2008 and has been named an AudioFile Golden Voice as well as an AudioFile Best Voice of 2009. He has narrated more than eight hundred audiobooks over almost thirty years, beginning when he was a radio newsreader for the BBC in London. He is also an actor who has appeared on both stage and television.