Harold Schernoff, fourteen-year-old science whiz and social outcast, has a theory to solve every problem, from dating to dealing with bullies, to making money, to playing sports, to buying a car when you're underage. Want to learn to ski? Try: Mass x acceleration x slope of hill = EEEEEAAGGHHH! Here's another surefire formula: Golf balls + car = BANG!Science turns slapstick when Harold and his buddy team up to test Schernoff's Discoveries.
Only Harold could mastermind such a disastrous first date. Only Harold could go fishing and get caught by the fish. And only Gary Paulsen, one of today's most popular authors for young people, could write such a wonderfully funny novel about friendship.
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"I loved this book, but my 6th graders had a noticeable generational removal from the jokes and pranks of the day." — Kris (5 out of 5 stars)
"I loved this book, but my 6th graders had a noticeable generational removal from the jokes and pranks of the day."
" I thought this book was hilarious and laughed out lout all the way through. "
" HILLIARIOUS! "
" A quick read--not a Paulsen favorite, but filled with the usual middle school problems. "
" Hilarious! The ski scene was the funniest. I laughed for a whole 10 minutes. It still brings a smile to my face. "
" Hilarious! Love GARY PAULSEN! "
Gary Paulsen Gary Paulsen is the distinguished author of many critically acclaimed books for young people, including three Newbery Honor Books: The Winter Room, Hatchet, and Dogsong. He won the Margaret A. Edwards Award given by the ALA for his lifetime achievement in young adult literature. He divides his time between his home in Alaska, his ranch in New Mexico, and his sailboat on the Pacific Ocean
Kevin T. Collins, an Audie Award–winning audiobook narrator, is an actor, singer, recording artist, and director who can be seen off Broadway, on television, and in films.
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