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Read By: Mary Stuart Masterson Publisher: Little, Brown & Company Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: July 2007 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781594839276

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

118

Longest Chapter Length:

06:43 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:13 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

03:08 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

445

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Publisher Description

Lauren Stillwell is not your average damsel in distress. When the NYPD cop discovers her husband leaving a hotel with another woman, she decides to beat him at his own game. But her revenge goes dangerously awry, and she finds her world spiraling into a hell that becomes more terrifying by the hour.

In a further twist of fate, Lauren must take on a job that threatens everything she stands for. Now, she's paralyzed by a deadly secret that could tear her life apart. With her job and marriage on the line, Lauren's desire for retribution becomes a lethal inferno as she fights to save her livelihood--and her life.

Patterson takes us on a twisting roller-coaster ride of thrills in his most gripping audiobook yet. This story of love, lust and dangerous secrets will have listeners' hearts pounding to the very last page.

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"I have read a lot of James Patterson novels, but this is my all time favorite. It was a fast read and kept me on the edge of my seat. It was not one of those books that you can figure out before the author reveals the twist. I found it intriguing and I liked the twist at the end. I will continue to look for Patterson books that are co-written with Michael Ledwidge."

— Cheryl (5 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “Actress Mary Stuart Masterson skillfully keeps the suspense moving, giving each character a distinct personality…Highly recommended…Patterson is sure to have a large and loyal following.”

    — Library Journal (audio review)
  • “Mary Stuart Masterson performs this psychological suspense with a voice that has just the right understated ‘everywoman’s’ quality. Masterson takes her audience along for the various cliff-hangers and plot twists and helps listeners empathize with the main character. Music cues throughout the production heighten the tension.”

    — AudioFile
  • “James Patterson’s The Quickie is a brisk read that will leave you breathless.”

    — Barnes & Noble, editorial review
  • “Action? Check. Suspense? By the carload. Romance? Yes. Erotica? Let’s just say that it’s not limited to the cover.”

    — BookReporter.com

Awards

  • A #1 USA Today bestseller
  • A #1 New York Times bestseller
  • A #1 nWall Street Journaln bestseller
  • A #1 Washington Post bestseller

The Quickie Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.4545454545454546 out of 53.4545454545454546 out of 53.4545454545454546 out of 53.4545454545454546 out of 53.4545454545454546 out of 5 (3.45)
5 Stars: 9
4 Stars: 17
3 Stars: 8
2 Stars: 5
1 Stars: 5
Narration: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 (5.00)
5 Stars: 2
4 Stars: 0
3 Stars: 0
2 Stars: 0
1 Stars: 0
Story: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 (3.00)
5 Stars: 0
4 Stars: 0
3 Stars: 1
2 Stars: 0
1 Stars: 0
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Although I like James Patterson's books I didn't enjoy it as much as his other books. Maybe I would like it better if I were a woman. "

    — Herbert, 10/24/2018
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    — Ann Palms, 7/17/2017
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    — marsha parker, 3/23/2016
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " First J patterson book I read & I was hooked! Title sounds kinky but its not its more of a good cop bad cop story murder mystery! "

    — Darci, 2/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I've read a decent amount of James Patterson's books, and this was by far my favorite. It's non stop action from start to finish, and the ending will blow you away! "

    — Liz, 2/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " One of the worst James Patteron novels I ever read. Stupid characters who all made poor choices and none of them were likeable. A complete waste of time. "

    — Sofina, 2/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Really liked this book. It was a quick read, but it did not disappoint. Had a lot of twists. "

    — Misti, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I actually listened to this audio book on a long road trip, it was okay, entertaining. My husband liked it! ;) "

    — Julie, 1/28/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book got me hooked right from the first page!! This was my first James Patterson book and now I'm HOOKED on his books... Anyway, I could not put this book down! With three kids at the time, I read it in a day! And I wasn't much of a reader then either. Now I can't stop reading!!! Love this book. I recommend it to everyone!! "

    — Amanda, 1/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is a quick read filled with suspense and plot twists. I liked this book because the chapters were short and I really didn't want to put it down. I recommend this book to anyone with a short attention span. "

    — Alvin, 1/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is my first and last James Patterson novel. I just don't like his writing style. Many of the chapters were only 2 pages long and it did not give me enough time to fall into the pages. I could not bring myself into the suspense and it's no wonder why it took me forever to finish this book. "

    — Beth, 1/5/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I probably would give this a 1.5 if possible. I think I just don't care for Patterson's writing. It is generally insipid and I have to remember to pass on future options. "

    — Kevin, 1/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Hmmm... I had a hard time getting into this story. Probably because there was not one sympathetic character to be found! The pace was not typical of James Patterson's novels either for me. It seemed slower. "

    — Stephanie, 11/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Didn't care for this book at all. Good read maybe for a 9th grader, the writing was not that great...not sophisticated for my liking. "

    — Jcg, 11/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Good book. I didn't expect the ending at all. Thanks for a quickie read james patterson! "

    — Jeannette, 11/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This was incredibly easy to read, much like watching an hour-long tv drama. About the same amount of character development; and with several twists and turns. Not a bad way to spend part of a weekend if you don't mind somewhat predictable...predictable can be relaxing. "

    — Loree, 11/7/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " My first James Patterson book and I like his fast-paced writing style. "

    — Rose, 11/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Read this book in 2 days. Couldn't put it down! Would give 4 & 1/2 stars if it would let me. "

    — Andrea, 10/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Ah, more of less, a waste of time. I do like James Patterson due to his ability to keep things moving and keep those pages turning, but this one you felt like you could pretty much skip to the end to just get it over with. And, once you did get it over with, the ending was quite disappointing. "

    — Amy, 8/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A real page-turner, "Quickie" is a quick read. "

    — Shar, 6/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This was a real page turning very good "

    — Kelly, 6/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book was pretty cheesy I have to say. I received this book for free, now I know why. "

    — Jennifer, 5/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A quick easy read with lots of twists and turns...great entertainment. "

    — Monica, 3/19/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Since it was an audio book, I kept falling asleep while listening and I have no idea how much I actually missed. The overall story was so-so and not very believable. "

    — Katie, 2/7/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Good story, but I don't like or condone what the lady cop did. "

    — Melissa, 9/25/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The book opened up with a clear case murder, the rest of the book peels the onion back exposing the elements behind the murder. "

    — Jerome, 1/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " loved the twists and turns even though its so close to impossible but a fun ride nevertheless "

    — Katherine, 11/29/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Very fast read and couldn't put it down. When you think you know the end something else happens. "

    — Christinakoukos, 11/27/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Very good. I was hooked from the very beginning of the story. "

    — Susan, 11/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I don't like stories whose prenis is based on out of character stupidity and actions which is how I felt about this book from the beginning. Good twists and turns throughout, but ut really could have been set up in a more convincing way. "

    — David, 10/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Quick read.... Never quite sure what is going on till the end, so that was fun "

    — Judi, 10/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " One of my favourite James Patterson books "

    — Kimberly, 8/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A very fast-paced interesting book. "

    — Lana, 5/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It is a fun audio to listen to while running, walking or doing house work. "

    — Jayne, 5/21/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Couldn't quite figure out if this story was supposed to be fiction or fantasy. Nobody could possibly make this many mistakes and have them all fixed or overlooked! But it was a quick easy read. "

    — Nana, 5/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book was a nail biter and makes you really feel for the characters when it comes to right and wrong. In the end, it works out but the book balances on a thin line between right and wrong. Overall I enjoyed it even though I disagreed with what the character(s) did. "

    — Amira, 5/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Great book! James Patterson always delivers! "

    — Lora, 5/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A great summer read. Grab a copy and beach chair! "

    — Catherine, 5/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book is full of twists and surprises till the end. Very good, but not for school aged kids, definitely for adults! "

    — Ann, 5/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I really enjoyed this book-devoured it in one day. The story was different and well told at a tight and gripping pace. I couldn't believe who the bad guy was at the end- what a jumper. "

    — Dee, 5/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A female detective has an affair and her husband kills the man. Lauren spends all her time trying to defend him while all along he is plotting against her. I thought the book was suspensful and kept me reading. "

    — Kris, 5/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It wasn't the worst or the best, but it kept me interested and there were a couple of good twists. "

    — Kriscrowe, 4/21/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Great book. So many twists and turns. "

    — Carmen, 4/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I wanted to read a little before going to sleep last night. Not a good idea to start this book as I had to finish it. Not as gruesome as some of Patterson's book. Some humor present. A very different murder mystery. "

    — Joann, 4/15/2011

About the Authors

James Patterson is the most popular storyteller of our time. He is the creator of unforgettable characters and series, including Alex Cross, the Women’s Murder Club, Jane Effing Smith, and Maximum Ride, and of breathtaking true stories about the Kennedys, John Lennon, and Princess Diana, as well as our military heroes, police officers, and ER nurses. He has coauthored #1 bestselling novels with Bill Clinton and Dolly Parton, told the story of his own life in James Patterson by James Patterson, and received an Edgar Award, nine Emmy Awards, the Literarian Award from the National Book Foundation, and the National Humanities Medal.

Michael Ledwidge is the author of The Narrowback, Bad Connection, and most recently the coauthor, with James Patterson, of The Quickie, Step on a Crack, and Worst Case. He has coauthored several New York Times bestsellers.

About Mary Stuart Masterson

Mary Stuart Masterson is an Earphones Award–winning narrator and an accomplished screen and stage actress perhaps most recognized for her roles in films such as Fried Green Tomatoes, Benny & Joon, and Bed of Roses. She won the National Board of Review Award for Best Supporting Actress for her role in the 1989 film Immediate Family and was nominated for the Tony Award for Best Featured Actress in a Musical for the 2003 Broadway revival of Nine.