The authors of the national bestsellers Mine Are Spectacular! and The
Botox Diaries apply their trademark wit and wisdom to another delicious
adventure. Join Hallie Lawrence Pierpont as she’s whisked away on a journey
into her past love life that leads to her future.
Hallie’s husband, Bill, doesn’t even wait until they get
home from dropping off their youngest daughter at Yale to announce that he’s
leaving Hallie. After first succumbing to an Oreo-induced coma, Hallie is
determined to get her life back. An unexpected call from an old college boyfriend
sets a plan in motion. Whatever happened to all those men she didn’t marry?
With her best friend, Bellini Baxter, Hallie visits an
all-night spray-tanning salon and Soho’s legendary Cellulite Exorcist. Her
college-age children are protective of their mom but embarrassed to have her
back in teenage territory—the world of dating and condoms. Finally, Hallie
confronts the great love she swore she’d never see again and, while resolving
an old family secret, reconciles with her long-estranged sister.
Janice Kaplan and Lynn Schnurnberger tell a heartfelt and
hilarious story about moving forward by looking back. By turns poignant and
laugh-aloud funny, this is a must-read for every woman who’s ever wondered
about the men she didn’t marry. Download and start listening now!