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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (427 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Janice Kaplan, Lynn Schnurnberger Narrator: Ana Gasteyer, Susan Denake Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Suburban single mom Jessica Taylor and glamorous TV producer Lucy Baldor have been best friends through marriage, childbirth, and the transition from itty-bitty bikinis to “kindest cut” one-piece suits. Now they’re discovering that midlife crises aren’t just for men. Funny, brazen, and often poignant, this irresistible novel offers an unexpected and entertaining look at two women’s midlife adventures.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “This amiable, good-natured comedy will put the reader in mind of her favorite flannel pajamas—not sexy, exactly, but comfortable and fun.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “With snappy dialogue, hilarious and lovable characters, and enough tension to keep the pages turning, this first-time collaboration will be a great beach read.”


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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Pelelê | 2/15/2014

    " Good book to read by the pool sipping a drink. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Stacey | 2/15/2014

    " My library tends to specialize in political books and lesser-known chick lit selections. This is one of the latter. It was advertised as something akin to Sex and the City, so I was all up for it (as my library co-op has never carried the original SATC book). So, what do we have? Two New Jersey women, one married and spectacularly famous, one divorced and made slightly famous by her well-meaning daughter. Hilarity ensues. Okay, it doesn't. It has its moments, but it's not the greatest book ever. I will say, though, that at the very least, the ending was not just *poof* there, which is the worst trait a book can have. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Amber | 1/31/2014

    " Really fun read. Great and fresh writing. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Kari | 1/24/2014

    " Good for a beach read. I read this on the beach and loved it because it was simple and was a guilty pleasure. I also always enjoy reading about the bizarre lives of wealthy Manhattans - I just can't understand their lifestyle "

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About the Author

Lynn Schnurnberger is the bestselling author or coauthor of five books, including The Botox Diaries and Mine Are Spectacular! She has written for New York magazine, the New York Times, People, Parade, and Reader’s Digest, among others, and has made regular television appearances, most notably on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Good Morning America, and Entertainment Tonight. She is also the founder of Foster Pride, a nonprofit that provides art classes and mentoring to New York City foster children.