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3.4 out of 53.4 out of 53.4 out of 53.4 out of 53.4 out of 5 3.40 (40 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Janice Kaplan, Lynn Schnurnberger Narrator: Ana Gasteyer Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: June 2004 ISBN: 9780739312759
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Suburban single mom Jessica Taylor and glamorous TV producer Lucy Baldor have been best friends through marriage, childbirth, and the transition from itty-bitty bikinis to "Kindest Cut" one-piece suits. Now they're discovering that midlife crises aren't just for men. Funny, brazen, and often poignant, this irresistible novel offers an unexpected and entertaining look at two women's midlife adventures.

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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Pelelê | 2/16/2014

    " Good book to read by the pool sipping a drink. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 B | 2/12/2014

    " Loved this book! I read it probably 4 hours. Perfect summer/beach read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Sally | 1/26/2014

    " Love it! I am a huge chick-lit fan: love happy endings and far-fetched stories. This one was great and so far, the most believable story. Maybe because the characters are my age, so it was from my point of view so to speak. A great read for these hot summer days. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Lisa Currier | 1/7/2014

    " Total fluff. 2 main characters. Jess, who seems more normal, down to earth and Lucy. Lucy is so unlikeable and self absorbed. It was hard to imagine these 2 would ever actually be friends. The whold storyline with Boulder was unbelievable. Could not wait to finish this and put in the recycle book bag. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Mary Lea | 1/7/2014

    " This was a cute fun book. I've ready other booths by these 2 authors and like them. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Amanda | 1/5/2014

    " Quick light read! Read in one week "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Melinda | 11/20/2013

    " It was an average book. I finished it and it kept my interested near the end when I was trying to find out who would be with who. Just glad to be done with it. I love the character Jess. She balanced out her friendship with Lucy. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Mom | 11/2/2013

    " Mid-life affairs, botox, dating, reality TV, but the characters are still pretty likeable. Definitely just a fluffy, fun book. Everything works out in the end, I just haven't figured out how the women in this book have any time to do the fun stuff and have time to parent! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Peggy | 10/4/2013

    " A fun read, but really rather forgettable. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Betsy | 9/24/2013

    " hilarrrrrrious. laugh out loud hilarious. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Wendie | 9/22/2013

    " Entertaining. I read it in about 4 hours! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Robin | 9/4/2013

    " This was a very funny book! Forties to fifties women would definitely enjoy. A good light read! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Ghira | 9/1/2013

    " It read like a sictom, but was highly entertaining, quick read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Amber | 8/17/2013

    " Really fun read. Great and fresh writing. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Nicole | 8/16/2013

    " Basically, it's okay but nothing special. A nice fluffy read, which is sometimes just what you need. This would be great for a plane ride or for sitting on the beach. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kari | 6/18/2013

    " Good for a beach read. I read this on the beach and loved it because it was simple and was a guilty pleasure. I also always enjoy reading about the bizarre lives of wealthy Manhattans - I just can't understand their lifestyle "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Ember | 3/3/2013

    " This book was a quick read...not too much depth to it, but I just randomly picked it off the shelf so didn't know too much about it. :) "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Kristine | 9/6/2012

    " I was seriously bored with this book, although there were a few chuckles. The title is misleading, as I thought there would be funny stories generated by a group of women struggling with their body image after 40. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Wendy | 5/11/2012

    " I highly recommend this book for a light summer read. It's a quick read that's predictable yet enjoyable. It also appeals to an older crowd than those that I'm usually reading. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Stephanie | 12/19/2011

    " I'm working on reading it...very entertaining, actually. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Chris | 12/12/2011

    " Entertaining fluff. These are what I like to call my "pink" books. Similar to a chick flick. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Merceda | 11/26/2011

    " Cute book. It was actually pretty funny. Had humorous tag lines in it. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lois Duncan | 10/14/2011

    " This book is a romp -- relaxing and fun to read. But you won't find it interesting unless you are over 35. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Angie | 8/26/2011

    " This is the second time I read this book, I really liked it, obviously! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Theresa | 8/7/2011

    " Cute book. An easy read that was fun. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Cathy | 7/17/2011

    " Jake actually picked it out for me at the library (he liked the cover) and it was a fun summer read! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Michelle | 7/11/2011

    " Fun audio book to listen to on long car rides "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Lindsay | 6/21/2011

    " A fun, quick, easy, beach read! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Robin | 4/7/2011

    " Not bad. One character was so selfish and the other was so normal it kind of bothered me sometimes that they were friends. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Robin | 3/14/2011

    " Not bad. One character was so selfish and the other was so normal it kind of bothered me sometimes that they were friends. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lois | 1/19/2011

    " This book is a romp -- relaxing and fun to read. But you won't find it interesting unless you are over 35. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Lindsay | 10/16/2010

    " This book was fun and uplifting. It was very humorous and a quick read.
    The book focuses on a woman in her mid forties struggling with getting older. she was a preteen daughter and an adulterous best friend.
    "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 B | 6/26/2010

    " Loved this book! I read it probably 4 hours. Perfect summer/beach read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Pelelê | 1/8/2010

    " Good book to read by the pool sipping a drink. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Nicole | 1/6/2010

    " Basically, it's okay but nothing special. A nice fluffy read, which is sometimes just what you need. This would be great for a plane ride or for sitting on the beach. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Amber | 11/5/2009

    " Really fun read. Great and fresh writing. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Robin | 10/27/2009

    " This was a very funny book! Forties to fifties women would definitely enjoy. A good light read! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Mary | 8/6/2009

    " This was a cute fun book. I've ready other booths by these 2 authors and like them. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Wendy | 7/29/2009

    " I highly recommend this book for a light summer read. It's a quick read that's predictable yet enjoyable. It also appeals to an older crowd than those that I'm usually reading. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kari | 4/14/2009

    " Good for a beach read. I read this on the beach and loved it because it was simple and was a guilty pleasure. I also always enjoy reading about the bizarre lives of wealthy Manhattans - I just can't understand their lifestyle "

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About the Author
Janice Kaplan has enjoyed wide success as a magazine editor, television producer, writer, and journalist. The former Editor-in-Chief of Parade magazine, she is the author or coauthor of twelve books, including the New York Times bestseller I’ll See You Again. She lives in New York City and Kent, Connecticut.