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Forget Frosty. Forget Rudolph. Forget Santa. The next generation holiday hero is small, dark, and flammable.

Will this lump of coal get the holiday miracle he deserves? Or is he just going to get burned? You don’t have to wait until Christmas morning to find out. Stuff all of your loved ones’ stockings with this uproarious, irreverent new audiobook from the bestselling author of A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Is there a more charming holiday tale to behold? Probably, but Lemony Snicket has not written one.

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  • “This Snicket title is extra-wry, but the bracing tone cuts through the honeyed happy ending for a Christmas cocktail that’s just right.”  


  • “If you love Christmas stories, then this one will be a welcomed addition to your collection. It is truly a gift.”

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