If you have just picked up this audio, then it is not too
late to put it back down. Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate
Events, there is nothing to be found in these pages but misery, despair, and
discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to read. Within
the chapters of this story, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a
darkened staircase, a red herring, some friends in a dire situation, three
mysterious initials, a liar with an evil scheme, a secret passageway, and
parsley soda. I have sworn to write down these tales of the Baudelaire orphans
so the general public will know each terrible thing that has happened to them,
but if you decide to read something else instead, you will save yourself from a
heap full of horror and woe.
With all due respect,
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