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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (34,580 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: A Series of Unfortunate Events Release Date:
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Dear Listener,

This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children’s miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world. There are many pleasant things to listen to, but this audio contains not one of them. Within it are such gruesome details as a suspicious shopkeeper, unnecessary surgery, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire. Clearly you do not want to hear about such things. I have sworn to research and record this story as best I can, so I should know that this audio is something best left on the ground, where you undoubtedly found it.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Not since the Brothers Grimm has misery been this much fun.”

    Barnes & Noble, editorial review

  • “Readers will enjoy cheering for the clever youngsters, booing the diabolical villains, and noting the many new clues. The narrator’s active voice is forever teasing readers by taking them to the edge of their seats and then purposely switching the subject or suggesting they stop reading all together. This volume can stand alone but few will be able to resist reading the next installment after the cliff-hanger ending.”

    School Library Journal

  • A USA Today Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Stefanie | 2/16/2014

    " It was a real treat to hear one of the books recited by Tim Curry. This had to have been one of the darkest books in the series so far. I look forward to finishing the rest of them. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Ruth Kyle-devendorf | 2/15/2014

    " Finally, they are on a true adventure instead of dealing with another worthless relative... "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Lisa Cook | 2/14/2014

    " Oh Lemony Snicket, how you tickle my funny bone. Another fanastic addition to the series. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Megan Lengel | 2/7/2014

    " Dear Reader, this is the top morbid of the whole series. "

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