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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (261 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Greg Gutfeld Narrator: Greg Gutfeld Publisher: Hachette Book Group Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: May 2010 ISBN: 9781607882121
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Renowned fake conservative pundit Stephen Colbert may have coined the word truthiness, but it's Greg Gutfeld, real conservative political pundit and host of the Fox News Channel's Red Eye, who has made a name for himself by unabashedly pronouncing the actual uncomfortable truthiness of life that is sure to shock the P.C. THE BIBLE OF UNSPEAKABLE TRUTHS is packed full of his most aggressive (and hilarious) rants, with each chapter devoted to a single "unspeakable truth." For example, in one chapter he might be ranting that "liberals are the least liberal minded people you know," and in the next, "you aren't racist if you make fun of poor whites." There might even be charts and diagrams as well.

Though Gutfeld is best known for his "straight-from-the-gut" political commentary, as featured every night on Red Eye as well as his blog, The Daily Gut, this book will go well beyond politics, exploring pop culture, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, such as "if house cats were your size, they would eat you without a second thought," "PETA would never march for a vulture," "the media wanted bird flu to kill thousands," "attractive people don't write for a living," and "Ethan Hawke is a rodent."

With an irreverent voice, sharp wit, and a take on nearly everything, this "manual about how to think about things, for people equipped to think about things" will be one that listeners either love wholeheartedly, or love to hate -- and will guarantee to entertain and amuse anyone who's ever been afraid to say what they really thought. As Greg says, "In the end, this book should make you nod your head a lot, and laugh more. If it doesn't then you should probably seek medical help. I did. And I am the better for it!" Download and start listening now!

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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Lauren | 2/8/2014

    " Just found out I won this on First Reads! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Mark | 2/5/2014

    " Certainly an able imitation of Dennis Miller's rants...laughs on every page regarding our national inability to recognize the incompatability of "political correctness" and our slide into progressived liberalism since the 1930s New Deal with effective and efficient public policy...worth the effort!!! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Carol | 1/18/2014

    " My husband and I watch Greg on Fox's The Five and enjoy his humor. He (my husband) received both this book and Greg's new book (The Joy of Hate) for Christmas so we took this one on our driving trip to NY over New Year's. We enjoyed my reading it aloud to my husband while he drove. The subject matter is great and unfortunately mostly true, which is what makes it funny and sad all at the same time. We really love Greg because he is the anti-Michael Moore, half the size of him, with a much larger brain!! Lots of laughs along the way of a long, boring drive. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Bridget | 1/2/2014

    " I like his snarky humor on The Five, but in the book he could be downright vulgar. It was fun and I giggled a lot, but I can't give it full stars. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 James | 12/26/2013

    " funny stuff from the guy from Fox's overnight show Red Eye! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Penni Domikis | 12/22/2013

    " Gotta love Greg. He sees the world from all sides, is his own man and comes to his own conclusion. Then he puts it all down on paper for your own enjoyable read. I loved reading and imagining Greg was yelling at me. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Edward | 11/24/2013

    " This book was pretty damn funny. Even if you're not a conservative, you should read it. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Frank Butry | 11/4/2013

    " Lots of fun reading, Greg kept me laughing throughout the book! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kerry Mann | 10/24/2013

    " Greg is known for witty commentary and this book just enhances that belief even more. This is a quick fun read that makes you think and laugh at the same time - I love how Gutfeld's mind works and enjoyed this read immensely "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Martha Rodriguez | 9/17/2013

    " A terrific book! No politically correct mumbo-jumbo. Greg is hilarious and tells it like it is. Laughed out loud on just about every page. If you like Greg, you'll love this book! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jaclyn | 9/14/2013

    " Much better than his nightly show. I think he is very funny in writing! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kevin Maguire | 9/5/2013

    " As funny as you'd expect. Nah, funnier. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Rick Mullenax | 1/23/2013

    " Red Eye's Greg Gutfeld is a humorously witty guy. My favorite part of the book wasn't even by Greg, but the forward written by Penn Jillette of the famous duo Penn and Teller. Still, Greg speaks the truth and follows John Stossel as a stand out at Fox News. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jennifer Jenkins | 12/29/2012

    " Raw, funny, in your face rants. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Naomi | 9/5/2012

    " Greg Gutfeld is one of those people that are so sarcastic they constantly make me laugh with the verbal and non-verbal stuff they do...This book is no exception..I am really hoping he writes more because I def. could get into his rants and raves! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Andrea | 9/1/2012

    " It's Red Eye's Gregalogue on steroids. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Hali | 5/22/2012

    " So funny! Sad thing is 90% of what he said in the book is true, which in my opinion is very sad. I would buy this book in a heartbeat because Gutfeld is so funny! Love his show red eye and I also love him on The Five! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Marianna | 7/5/2011

    " Funny. Best word for it. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Malaise | 4/28/2011

    " I really, really did enjoy this book. However I wonder if non Red Eye savvy people would enjoy it as much. Also, based on all he says, I'm pretty sure Greg Gutfeld hates me. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lisa Marbach Sawyer | 4/26/2011

    " It only gets four stars because TV's Andy Levy isn't on the cover;) "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Josh Scarabin | 4/21/2011

    " Greg Gutfeld is a politcal/comedic genius! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lisa | 4/11/2011

    " It only gets four stars because TV's Andy Levy isn't on the cover;) "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 James | 2/20/2011

    " funny stuff from the guy from Fox's overnight show Red Eye! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Marianna | 12/14/2010

    " Funny. Best word for it. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Naomi | 8/12/2010

    " Greg Gutfeld is one of those people that are so sarcastic they constantly make me laugh with the verbal and non-verbal stuff they do...This book is no exception..I am really hoping he writes more because I def. could get into his rants and raves! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Anthony | 8/4/2010

    " If you like Greg Gutfeld, you'll probably like this book, however it is primarily texts of his "Gregalogues" from his fox news show Redeye. Some Spectator stuff. Some good stuff that I hadn't read and overall agree with his take on Journalism. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Andrea | 7/27/2010

    " It's Red Eye's Gregalogue on steroids. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jaclyn | 7/9/2010

    " Much better than his nightly show. I think he is very funny in writing! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Steve | 7/2/2010

    " Fun read. kooky, strange, freaky and totally dead on. I laughed out loud on just about every page. The forward by Penn is worth the price of the book alone. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Lauren | 5/1/2010

    " Just found out I won this on First Reads! "

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About the Author
Greg Gutfeld is a cohost of the hit show The Five and the host of The Greg Gutfeld Show on the Fox News Channel. He is the author of The Bible of Unspeakable Truths and the New York Times bestsellers The Joy of Hate and Not Cool. He contributes regularly to Breitbart.com.