The Bible of Unspeakable Truths Audiobook, by Greg Gutfeld Play Audiobook Sample

The Bible of Unspeakable Truths Audiobook

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Read By: Greg Gutfeld Publisher: Grand Central Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: May 2010 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781607882121

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

8

Longest Chapter Length:

66:05 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

59:51 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

64:18 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

7

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Publisher Description

Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the popular, nightly Fox News show Red Eye, has packed this book full of his most aggressive (and funny) diatribes -- each chapter exploring Unspeakable Truths that cut right to the core and go well beyond just politics. Greg deconstructs pop culture, media, kids, disease, race, food, sex, celebrity, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, with Truths including but not limited to: "if you're over 25 and still use party as a verb, then you're beyond redemption," "the media wanted bird flu to kill thousands," "attractive people don't write for a living," "death row inmates make the best husbands," and "the urge to punch Zach Braff in the face is completely natural."

With an irreverent voice, incredible wit, and a firm take on just about everything, this is a manual for how to think about stuff, by a guy who has thought about precisely that same stuff. And, even if you disagree with Greg, this book will make you laugh--guaranteed.

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"My husband and I watch Greg on Fox's The Five and enjoy his humor. He (my husband) received both this book and Greg's new book (The Joy of Hate) for Christmas so we took this one on our driving trip to NY over New Year's. We enjoyed my reading it aloud to my husband while he drove. The subject matter is great and unfortunately mostly true, which is what makes it funny and sad all at the same time. We really love Greg because he is the anti-Michael Moore, half the size of him, with a much larger brain!! Lots of laughs along the way of a long, boring drive."

— Carol (4 out of 5 stars)

The Bible of Unspeakable Truths Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.93548387096774 out of 53.93548387096774 out of 53.93548387096774 out of 53.93548387096774 out of 53.93548387096774 out of 5 (3.94)
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  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Story Rating: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " If you want to get shocked, listen to this book. If you want to be stopped for a moment and forced to pause and think, then listen to this book. It caused me first to listen and second to ponder about the boundaries of my "true" and "false" thoughts. It is as much irritating as the degree of truthiness in the said things. I found things in this book that I totally disagree with and things that I absolutely agree with. "

    — Hussein, 12/6/2019
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    " If you enjoy an acerbic ridicule of the Left, richly deserved today as never before, this can be entertaining and even accidentally informational. Mightily amusing and well aimed. "

    — William, 9/8/2019
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Just found out I won this on First Reads! "

    — Lauren, 2/8/2014
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    " Certainly an able imitation of Dennis Miller's rants...laughs on every page regarding our national inability to recognize the incompatability of "political correctness" and our slide into progressived liberalism since the 1930s New Deal with effective and efficient public policy...worth the effort!!! "

    — Mark, 2/5/2014
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    " I like his snarky humor on The Five, but in the book he could be downright vulgar. It was fun and I giggled a lot, but I can't give it full stars. "

    — Bridget, 1/2/2014
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    " funny stuff from the guy from Fox's overnight show Red Eye! "

    — James, 12/26/2013
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    " Gotta love Greg. He sees the world from all sides, is his own man and comes to his own conclusion. Then he puts it all down on paper for your own enjoyable read. I loved reading and imagining Greg was yelling at me. "

    — Penni, 12/22/2013
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    " This book was pretty damn funny. Even if you're not a conservative, you should read it. "

    — Edward, 11/24/2013
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    " Lots of fun reading, Greg kept me laughing throughout the book! "

    — Frank, 11/4/2013
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    " Greg is known for witty commentary and this book just enhances that belief even more. This is a quick fun read that makes you think and laugh at the same time - I love how Gutfeld's mind works and enjoyed this read immensely "

    — Kerry, 10/24/2013
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    " A terrific book! No politically correct mumbo-jumbo. Greg is hilarious and tells it like it is. Laughed out loud on just about every page. If you like Greg, you'll love this book! "

    — Martha, 9/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Much better than his nightly show. I think he is very funny in writing! "

    — Jaclyn, 9/14/2013
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    " As funny as you'd expect. Nah, funnier. "

    — Kevin, 9/5/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Red Eye's Greg Gutfeld is a humorously witty guy. My favorite part of the book wasn't even by Greg, but the forward written by Penn Jillette of the famous duo Penn and Teller. Still, Greg speaks the truth and follows John Stossel as a stand out at Fox News. "

    — Rick, 1/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Raw, funny, in your face rants. "

    — Jennifer, 12/29/2012
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    " Greg Gutfeld is one of those people that are so sarcastic they constantly make me laugh with the verbal and non-verbal stuff they do...This book is no exception..I am really hoping he writes more because I def. could get into his rants and raves! "

    — Naomi, 9/5/2012
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    " It's Red Eye's Gregalogue on steroids. "

    — Andrea, 9/1/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " So funny! Sad thing is 90% of what he said in the book is true, which in my opinion is very sad. I would buy this book in a heartbeat because Gutfeld is so funny! Love his show red eye and I also love him on The Five! "

    — Hali, 5/22/2012
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    " Funny. Best word for it. "

    — Marianna, 7/5/2011
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    " I really, really did enjoy this book. However I wonder if non Red Eye savvy people would enjoy it as much. Also, based on all he says, I'm pretty sure Greg Gutfeld hates me. "

    — Malaise, 4/28/2011
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    " It only gets four stars because TV's Andy Levy isn't on the cover;) "

    — Lisa, 4/26/2011
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    " Greg Gutfeld is a politcal/comedic genius! "

    — Josh, 4/21/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " It only gets four stars because TV's Andy Levy isn't on the cover;) "

    — Lisa, 4/11/2011
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    " funny stuff from the guy from Fox's overnight show Red Eye! "

    — James, 2/20/2011
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    " Funny. Best word for it. "

    — Marianna, 12/14/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Greg Gutfeld is one of those people that are so sarcastic they constantly make me laugh with the verbal and non-verbal stuff they do...This book is no exception..I am really hoping he writes more because I def. could get into his rants and raves! "

    — Naomi, 8/12/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " If you like Greg Gutfeld, you'll probably like this book, however it is primarily texts of his "Gregalogues" from his fox news show Redeye. Some Spectator stuff. Some good stuff that I hadn't read and overall agree with his take on Journalism. "

    — Anthony, 8/4/2010
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    " It's Red Eye's Gregalogue on steroids. "

    — Andrea, 7/27/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Much better than his nightly show. I think he is very funny in writing! "

    — Jaclyn, 7/9/2010
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    " Fun read. kooky, strange, freaky and totally dead on. I laughed out loud on just about every page. The forward by Penn is worth the price of the book alone. "

    — Steve, 7/2/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Just found out I won this on First Reads! "

    — Lauren, 5/1/2010

About Greg Gutfeld

Greg Gutfeld is a New York Times bestselling author, satirist, humorist, and magazine editor. He is the host of Gutfeld! and cohost of The Five on Fox News.