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The Autobiography of Mark Twain Audiobook

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Read By: Michael Anthony Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 13.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 10.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: December 2010 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781483073927

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

81

Longest Chapter Length:

46:49 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:44 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

15:03 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

144

Publisher Description

Mark Twain's daughter, Susy, wrote: "Papa…doesn't like to go to church at all, why I never understood, until just now, he told us the other day that he couldn't bear to hear any one talk but himself, but that he could listen to himself talk for hours without getting tired, of course he said this in joke, but I've no dought [sic] it was founded on truth."—from the book

Here is one of the great autobiographies of the English language: exuberant, wonderfully contemporary in spirit, written by a man twice as large as life, who—he said so himself—had no trouble remembering everything that had ever happened to him, and a lot of things besides.

Nothing ever happened to Mark Twain in a small way. His adventures were invariably fraught with drama. Success and failure for him were equally spectacular. And so he roared down the years, feuding with publishers, being a sucker for inventors, always learning wisdom at the point of ruin and always relishing the absurd spectacle of humankind, whom he regarded with a blend of vitriol and affection.

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"On receiving the news of his daughter's death: "It is one of the mysteries of our nature that a man, all unprepared, can receive a thunder-stroke like that and live. There is but one reasonable explanation of it. The intellect is stunned by the shock and but gropingly gathers the meaning of the words. The power to realize their full import is mercifully wanting. The mind has a dim sense of vast loss -- that is all. It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather the details and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss. A man's house burns down. The smoking wreckage represents only a ruined home that was dear through years of use and pleasant associations. By an by, as the days and weeks go on, first he misses this, then that, then the other thing. And when he casts about for it he finds that it was in that house. Always it is an essential -- there was but one of its kind. It cannot be replaced. It was in that house. It is irrevocably lost. He did not realize that it was an essential when he had it; he only discovers it now when he finds himself balked, hampered, by its absence. It will be years before the tale of lost essentials is complete, and not till then can he truly know the magnitude of his disaster.""

— Ethan (4 out of 5 stars)

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  • “A book filled with richnesses of humor and tragedy of disappointment and triumph, of sweetness and bitterness, and all in that unsurpassed American prose.”

    — New York Herald Tribune Book Review
  • “It is worth reading because the man is in it.”

    — Saturday Review
  • “Magnificently alive.”

    — Library Journal
  • “The book is pleasing and will invite readers to learn more of this great man of letters who was sensitive to the comic and the tragic of his times.”

    — Wisconsin Library Bulletin

The Autobiography of Mark Twain Listener Reviews

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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " THIS BOOK WAS SO GREAT, you can hear his voice as you read it. It so affected me that I began speaking like the author for weeks after reading the book. I also bought a white seersucker suit. My girlfriend doesn't get it. "

    — Neil, 2/17/2014
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    " I had to stop reading this one half way through. I got the feeling this was Mark Twain's last joke on the world. "

    — Dirk, 2/14/2014
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    " introduction and referencing was long and dull (probably 200 pages worth)...once the book got into the rhythm of Twain's daily musings, it became fun and interesting. "

    — JR, 1/31/2014
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    " I really feel like I should give this book five stars and write about how amazing it was, but I could not get into it and eventually had to give it up. Oh Mark, you will always have a place in my heart, but just not on my bookshelf. "

    — Julia, 1/16/2014
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    " The Autobiography part of this work by Albert B. Paine is very good and interesting, but the essays I found repetitious and boring. Next for me is the new autobiography published in 2010, 100 years after Mark Twain's death in 1910. "

    — Gerry, 1/14/2014
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    " Offers incredible insight into the life of one of America's finest writers "

    — Angelo, 1/7/2014
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    " Insightful, witty, brilliant, Twain is truly the father of American Lit "

    — Tai, 1/1/2014
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    " This is a typical Twain story, full of humor and pathos, except this was the story he was living. A truly remarkable man, but certainly not without his quirks and deep fault lines. A moving story of great success, great tragedy and stubborn determination to soldier on. "

    — Andrew, 12/30/2013
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    " Surprised myself by getting through it. Funny man. "

    — W, 12/24/2013
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    " Fabulous. Except the quote I use most often actually came from Disraeli. "

    — Carol, 12/19/2013
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    " Filled with truth and stretchers. I like the stretchers best. "

    — Newengland, 12/15/2013

About Mark Twain

Mark Twain (1835–1910) was born Samuel L. Clemens in the town of Florida, Missouri. He is one of the most popular and influential authors our nation has ever produced, and his keen wit and incisive satire earned him praise from both critics and peers. He has been called not only the greatest humorist of his age but also the father of American literature.

About Michael Anthony

Michael Anthony is an actor and director with a lengthy resume in the Washington, DC, area.