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Imagine a world where New York Times bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!

My fellow Americans,

President John F. Kennedy once famously said, “Hey, is that blond intern eighteen yet?” He also said, “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.”

We’ve changed a lot since JFK asked us all to pitch in. We’ve become a nation of narcissistic, yoga-mat-toting, service-dog-having, absentee dads and gluten-free, hand-wringing, hypochondriac moms of over-caffeinated (yet somehow still lazy) twerking tweens. And our government is an inept bureaucracy incapable of doing anything except getting in our wallets and in our way.

We’ve got to get it together, America. 

That is why I, Adam Carolla, hereby declare myself Candidate Carolla. President Me is my manifesto, my vision for a better place—free of big government, barefoot fliers, lazy hipsters who’d rather “occupy” than work, and the other things that are bringing our country down. With my cabinet appointees, my list of worthy and necessary presidential ManDates, and tons of great ideas for fixing our health care, education, energy, and even national parks systems … behold an America we can be proud of. The America I see in my head.

You’re welcome in advance.

Your future leader,


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Quotes & Awards

  • “Comedian Carolla delivers the down and dirty about who is really at fault for the country’s woes and how he would fix things were he president…Fans of the Adam Carolla Show podcast will enjoy all his performance has to offer.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “Outspoken comedian, podcaster, and TV host Carolla presents a mock presidential bid to ‘make this country better’…A modern-day Andy Rooney, Carolla, informed by prefame years working at McDonald’s and odd construction jobs, skewers the American way of life while pitching bitchy asides at every turn.”

    Kirkus Reviews

  • A New York Times Bestseller
  • An iTunes Top Seller
  • A Publishers Weekly Bestseller
  • Barnes & Noble's Biggest Books, May 2014
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