Magical Thinking (Abridged): True Stories Audiobook, by Augusten Burroughs Play Audiobook Sample

Magical Thinking (Abridged): True Stories Audiobook

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Read By: Augusten Burroughs Publisher: Macmillan Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: October 2004 Format: Abridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781593975760

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

29

Longest Chapter Length:

44:40 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

07:03 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

17:35 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

10

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Publisher Description

From the number-one bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry comes Augusten Burroughs's most eagerly anticipated collection yet: true stories that give voice to the thoughts that we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant-Breakfast Drink television commercial: "Yes, you, Augusten. You were great. We want you." I can now trace my manic adult tendencies to this moment. It was the first time I felt deeply thrilled about something just a fraction of an instant after being completely crushed. I believe those three words "We want you" were enough to cause my brain to rewire itself, and from then on, I would require more than other people....- from Magical Thinking's "Commercial Break" A contest of wills with a deranged cleaning lady. The execution of a rodent carried out with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. A different kind of "roof work." Dating an undertaker who shows up in a minivan. This is the fabric of Augusten Burroughs's life: a collection of true stories that are universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate, stories that shine a flashlight into both dark and hilarious places. With Magical Thinking, Augusten Burroughs goes where other memoirists fear to tread.

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"Funny, witty, moving, shocking, and simply intriguing little book! The stories really give you a glimpse into the author's personality and quirky mind. Not for everyone, but I found myself laughing out loud at times. Augustus Burroughs has a way of making even the most disturbing stories humorous."

— Sandra (4 out of 5 stars)

Awards

  • Nominated for Lambda Literary Award - Nominee, 2004
  • Book Sense Book of the Year Award - Honor Book, 2005

Magical Thinking Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 4.04651162790698 out of 54.04651162790698 out of 54.04651162790698 out of 54.04651162790698 out of 54.04651162790698 out of 5 (4.05)
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  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " ...what else can I say? The guy is a genuis! "

    — Jillian, 2/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " ...what else can I say? The guy is a genuis! "

    — Jillian, 2/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I love pretty much everything i read by Burroughs and Sedaris and this is no exception. If you liked Possible Side Effects and Running with Scissors this one will not disappoint. "

    — Tanya, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " "It's okay." Not as good as Scissors. "

    — Chary, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I love pretty much everything i read by Burroughs and Sedaris and this is no exception. If you liked Possible Side Effects and Running with Scissors this one will not disappoint. "

    — Tanya, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " "It's okay." Not as good as Scissors. "

    — Chary, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Love this guy. I want to take him home "

    — Tricia, 2/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Love this guy. I want to take him home "

    — Tricia, 2/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I loved this book! This is probably my favorite book by Augusten Burroughs. It was extremely funny and sad at the same time. I would be laughing hysterically one page and crying the next. "

    — Lindsey, 2/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I loved this book! This is probably my favorite book by Augusten Burroughs. It was extremely funny and sad at the same time. I would be laughing hysterically one page and crying the next. "

    — Lindsey, 2/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " i love augusten burroughs. "

    — molly, 2/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " i love augusten burroughs. "

    — molly, 2/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A guilty pleasure! This book is sharp and poignant. It waivers between hilarious and uncomfortable to read...but is hard to put down once you start it. "

    — Darin, 1/17/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A guilty pleasure! This book is sharp and poignant. It waivers between hilarious and uncomfortable to read...but is hard to put down once you start it. "

    — Darin, 1/17/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " He's no David Sedaris, but it's amusing in a disturbing way. Not surprising, if you're familiar with his autobiography, Running with Scissors. "

    — Casie, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I grew up in the same area...reading his stories is like a blast from my own childhood. I love his sassy style... "

    — Lori, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " He's no David Sedaris, but it's amusing in a disturbing way. Not surprising, if you're familiar with his autobiography, Running with Scissors. "

    — Casie, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I grew up in the same area...reading his stories is like a blast from my own childhood. I love his sassy style... "

    — Lori, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Tons of funny stories. Very light hearted book that will keep you in a good mood. "

    — Leah, 12/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Tons of funny stories. Very light hearted book that will keep you in a good mood. "

    — Leah, 12/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Short stories from Augusten Burroughs life. Good times! "

    — Tracy, 12/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Short stories from Augusten Burroughs life. Good times! "

    — Tracy, 12/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Funniest book I've ever read! "

    — Adrian, 12/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Funniest book I've ever read! "

    — Adrian, 12/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " See my review for "Possible Side Effects" "

    — Emily, 12/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " See my review for "Possible Side Effects" "

    — Emily, 12/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Not really big on short stories but most of these were really funny. "

    — Reagan, 12/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Not really big on short stories but most of these were really funny. "

    — Reagan, 12/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " hysterical--laughed out loud (almost as funny as david sedaris) "

    — Angie, 11/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " hysterical--laughed out loud (almost as funny as david sedaris) "

    — Angie, 11/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Burroughs' prose, and self-control, gets better as he continues to write. This collection has a few disturbing (the rat one) pieces, but his humor is more mature and he's not afraid to not "wrap up" each piece entirely. It's not his best, but it is good. "

    — Meri, 5/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Burroughs' prose, and self-control, gets better as he continues to write. This collection has a few disturbing (the rat one) pieces, but his humor is more mature and he's not afraid to not "wrap up" each piece entirely. It's not his best, but it is good. "

    — Meri, 5/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This book created the desire in me to write my own memoir. Augusten is fabulous. "

    — Rachel, 3/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This book created the desire in me to write my own memoir. Augusten is fabulous. "

    — Rachel, 3/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Enjoyed the stories. Not the full "Augusten" I was hoping for. "

    — Lori, 3/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Enjoyed the stories. Not the full "Augusten" I was hoping for. "

    — Lori, 3/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " In the same vein as David Sedaris, but much darker. "

    — Lauramarie, 2/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " In the same vein as David Sedaris, but much darker. "

    — Lauramarie, 2/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " ...Augusten Burroughs has led an incredible life...I'd like to be his pal "

    — Sissy, 11/5/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " ...Augusten Burroughs has led an incredible life...I'd like to be his pal "

    — Sissy, 11/5/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Absolutely hilarious, especially since I can relate to NYC living. I can't fully relate to the author since I'm not crazy, but I can certainly appreciate his insights. "

    — Melissa, 9/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Absolutely hilarious, especially since I can relate to NYC living. I can't fully relate to the author since I'm not crazy, but I can certainly appreciate his insights. "

    — Melissa, 9/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Burroughs is an amazing short story writer. If you like Gabriel Garcia Marquez, this book is for you. "

    — Joselynn, 9/17/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Burroughs is an amazing short story writer. If you like Gabriel Garcia Marquez, this book is for you. "

    — Joselynn, 9/17/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Augusten at his best! "

    — Tara, 8/10/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Augusten at his best! "

    — Tara, 8/10/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I couldn't stop laughing while reading this. "

    — Laura, 6/17/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I couldn't stop laughing while reading this. "

    — Laura, 6/17/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Laugh out loud funny. Great compilation of stories. "

    — Steve, 5/24/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Laugh out loud funny. Great compilation of stories. "

    — Steve, 5/24/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Augusten's sense of humor really kills me. "

    — Jennie, 12/11/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Augusten's sense of humor really kills me. "

    — Jennie, 12/11/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " i thought i wouldn't like this book at first cause each chapter was a different story, but they were funny and interesting. "

    — Kathleen, 10/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " i thought i wouldn't like this book at first cause each chapter was a different story, but they were funny and interesting. "

    — Kathleen, 10/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " It took me awhile to get used to his voice--the last few sections were extremely funny, and I found I liked it more than I originally thought I would. "

    — Jackie, 9/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " It took me awhile to get used to his voice--the last few sections were extremely funny, and I found I liked it more than I originally thought I would. "

    — Jackie, 9/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A hilarious book of short stories...he is one of my favorite authors. "

    — Molly, 7/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A hilarious book of short stories...he is one of my favorite authors. "

    — Molly, 7/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Quite hilarious and interesting... Augusten Burroughs is brutally honest as always. "

    — Falice, 6/20/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Quite hilarious and interesting... Augusten Burroughs is brutally honest as always. "

    — Falice, 6/20/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " again, a work of art.... more on this later... love this author! "

    — Dawnekins, 6/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " again, a work of art.... more on this later... love this author! "

    — Dawnekins, 6/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " He does a great job making the crap he went through seem funny. He does bring to mind D. Sedaris, but more obstinate and stubborn. I think it's just survival traits of an abused and neglected child. Humor helps too. "

    — Carolina, 6/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " He does a great job making the crap he went through seem funny. He does bring to mind D. Sedaris, but more obstinate and stubborn. I think it's just survival traits of an abused and neglected child. Humor helps too. "

    — Carolina, 6/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " As a first foray into the interesting life of Augusten burroughs, the short story format was perfect. each one was snappy, quirky and funny, something i rarely describe books as. There were times when I genuinely would laugh out loud. And I have read it again, it's one of those kinds of books. "

    — Amy, 6/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " As a first foray into the interesting life of Augusten burroughs, the short story format was perfect. each one was snappy, quirky and funny, something i rarely describe books as. There were times when I genuinely would laugh out loud. And I have read it again, it's one of those kinds of books. "

    — Amy, 6/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I enjoyed reading these essays. I think I enjoyed it more having read his memoir about his father first. Funny, tragic and well-written. "

    — Virginia, 6/4/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I enjoyed reading these essays. I think I enjoyed it more having read his memoir about his father first. Funny, tragic and well-written. "

    — Virginia, 6/4/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " New favorite author - love the way he writes and his stories are amazingly ridiculous "

    — Courtney, 6/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " New favorite author - love the way he writes and his stories are amazingly ridiculous "

    — Courtney, 6/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Absolutely love the way Burroughs writes about his life. Short, concise, and hilarious. For those who don't know, he's the author of "Running With Scissors." "

    — Donna, 5/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Absolutely love the way Burroughs writes about his life. Short, concise, and hilarious. For those who don't know, he's the author of "Running With Scissors." "

    — Donna, 5/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Augusten Burroughs is one of my favorite authors. He tells things exactly how they are, and often writes with true emotion. Magical Thinking is much funnier and more light-hearted than some of his other books. It is my favorite of all of his books, though the others are great as well. "

    — Meagan, 5/11/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Augusten Burroughs is one of my favorite authors. He tells things exactly how they are, and often writes with true emotion. Magical Thinking is much funnier and more light-hearted than some of his other books. It is my favorite of all of his books, though the others are great as well. "

    — Meagan, 5/11/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Trite B.S. I liked the interview with him the best, other than that he is way to self centered and just plain mean. Doesn't really like people at all, better when he is sober but, who cares. Liked running with scissors better than this self serving tripe. "

    — Lara, 5/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Trite B.S. I liked the interview with him the best, other than that he is way to self centered and just plain mean. Doesn't really like people at all, better when he is sober but, who cares. Liked running with scissors better than this self serving tripe. "

    — Lara, 5/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book is definitly my favorite so far of his. This author is just hilarious. "

    — Lilly, 5/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book is definitly my favorite so far of his. This author is just hilarious. "

    — Lilly, 5/1/2011
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    " The Chapstick story is the best. "

    — Caroline, 4/28/2011
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    " The Chapstick story is the best. "

    — Caroline, 4/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is totally not the kind of book I would normally read and enjoy, however, I found it hard to stop reading for some unknown reason. "

    — Tessa, 4/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is totally not the kind of book I would normally read and enjoy, however, I found it hard to stop reading for some unknown reason. "

    — Tessa, 4/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Another great read by Burroughs. He is quickly becoming my go to author when asked for book recommendations! This was another snarky memoir with a few "Omg!" moments. On to the next Burroughs book I go! "

    — Christina, 4/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Another great read by Burroughs. He is quickly becoming my go to author when asked for book recommendations! This was another snarky memoir with a few "Omg!" moments. On to the next Burroughs book I go! "

    — Christina, 4/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " If we could do 1/2 stars I would have given it 2 1/2. Some of the stories were entertaining, some I skimmed because they were kind of boring. But as the book went on I liked it more than in the beginning. "

    — Sara, 4/11/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " If we could do 1/2 stars I would have given it 2 1/2. Some of the stories were entertaining, some I skimmed because they were kind of boring. But as the book went on I liked it more than in the beginning. "

    — Sara, 4/11/2011

About Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs is the author of the autobiographical works Running with Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking, Possible Side Effects, and A Wolf at the Table, all of which were New York Times bestsellers. Running with Scissors remained on the bestseller list for over two consecutive years and was made into a Golden Globe-nominated film starring Annette Bening.