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Extended Audio Sample You Better Not Cry: Stories for Christmas, by Augusten Burroughs Click for printable size audiobook cover
2.61 out of 52.61 out of 52.61 out of 52.61 out of 52.61 out of 5 2.61 (0 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Augusten Burroughs Narrator: Augusten Burroughs Publisher: Macmillan Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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You’ve eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-foot stuffed Santa? You’ve seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You’ve woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present—as only he could. With gimlet-eyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Kristen | 6/29/2011

    " Hilarious! Makes me want to read his other books. It gets rather sappy at the end, but worth the read. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Michelle | 6/29/2011

    " Absolutly hilarious! A friend gave me this book to read. After finishing I went on-line to order more of his books. I recommend this book to anyone looking to laugh.....ALOT! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Jay | 6/12/2011

    " I gave it 2 stars, only because it just wasn't that interest to me. But the writing is good, the stories well done. Others may find this a very good book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by H3yd00 | 3/30/2011

    " Really enjoyed this. Wrong season, I know, but it was still enjoyable. Last stories were sad, wasn't expecting that, but overall, a funny book. "

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